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    Default Misadventures in the motherland.

    A woman returns to Iran for a vacation.

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    Good thing that she didn't feel like being promiscuous while on vacation in Iran. Four sexual encounters would have garnered her the death penalty !

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    Well, it sounds like she came close to an ass beating by the purity police for not having a man walking with her on the street.

    But hey - the US is the bad guy and I am sure to be called a hater for posting this.

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    That was a cool article.

    I heard "where's your husband" a million times in Egypt and the Gulf. Especially if I tried to do anything administrative or with the government (like when I got my drivers licence). "A'goozie feen?" that's how they say it.

    "Cleaning his gun" I would answer, in perfect arabic, just for fun. That shut them up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 242_fair View Post
    "Cleaning his gun" I would answer, in perfect arabic, just for fun. That shut them up.
    Wow, now that's a useful phrase that's probably not included in the Berlitz guide! How do you say it?
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