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    So add your worst movies you've ever seen... the that are so bad they are good... and the one's that are just plain bad!










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    You know how in some art flicks the whole movie is artistic, ALL the characters are artfully spoken, and the film is artfully shot?

    Well... this movie does that... but for idiots. The movie is made for idiots, by idiots, and horribly written. Hey, at least it's PC... when people are dumb enough to love it (like the dumbass who recommended it... ewe can't stand him...), they deserve their own classification within handicaps... so like there are handicap parking spaces... there now must be movies made for this special breed.
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    Napoleon Dynamite.

    The Lake House.

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    I thought Traffic was the worst movie I've ever seen. My boyfriend thinks it's one of the best; we argue about it all the time. Benicio del Toro's performance was good, but the rest of it sucked! I was seriously pissed off that I would never get my admission fee or those two hours back.

    In the "so bad I enjoyed it" category, I'd have to say Plan 9 From Outer Space is still tops. I'd also put Snakes on a Plane in this group.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I'd also put Snakes on a Plane in this group.
    OMG that's what I was gonna say! It jumped into my head when I read the thread title. I can't believe I sat through the whole thing, or that I'm dating someone who actually thought it might be entertaining when he picked it up at the video store. It's a good thing he's cute.

    I would also like to nominate The Crow 2, Gone In 60 Seconds, and Strangeland (where Dee Snider plays a serial killer).

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    The first thing I thought when I saw the thread title was "The Crow 2". It's the only movie I've walked out of in disgust. I don't even remember why it was bad, but it would have to be for me to walk out.

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    I would also like to nominate The Crow 2, Gone In 60 Seconds, and Strangeland (where Dee Snider plays a serial killer).
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    Def Plan 9!! Add Cabin Fever to this list!
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    I HAD THE EXACT THOUGHT ABOUT SNAKES ON A PLANE.

    If you need a completely horrible movie experience, watch a picture called 'Boo'.

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    Worst I've seen in the past 3-4 years:

    Syriana.. just a complete mess of a movie, confusing and boring
    About Schmidt.. good movie to off yourself to
    Night of the Living Dead 3D.. horrible 3D-ness.. extremely lowbudget.. just bad


    Bad movies I love:

    Benchwarmers
    Dude Where's My Car
    Toxic Avenger
    You Got Served

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms Angela View Post
    I HAD THE EXACT THOUGHT ABOUT SNAKES ON A PLANE.

    If you need a completely horrible movie experience, watch a picture called 'Boo'.
    Ahaha, I saw this the other day!


    And Gone in 60 Seconds is one of my favorites

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    Several of my good friends worked on Boo. They're still laughing about the shoot and how awful it was. It was one of those times when you know you're making a piece of shit, so you just try to think of your bills and not the script!

    Actually I worked on a few of those but haven't watched them. My grandparents actually sat through them just to see my name in the credits, to my eternal chagrin. They keep asking when I'm going to start directing and stop pushing paper on crap like that! My IMDb listing is so embarassing when you look at the titles.

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    "Maid In Manhattan" with Jennifer Lopez- I walked out on it, didn't know I could ask for a refund!

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    There have been so many. These would be my picks just for the last ten years.

    2006: Poseidon, Crank, Gridiron Gang
    2005: The Longest Yard, Domino, Two For The Money
    2004: The Day After Tomorrow, The Stepford Wives, Ocean's Twelve
    2003: American Wedding, Legally Blonde 2, Wonderland
    2002: Collateral Damage, Rollerball, Scooby Doo
    2001: Pearl Harbor, Josie And The Pussycats, Swordfish
    2000: Coyote Ugly, Scary Movie, Erin Brockovich
    1999: Blair Witch Project, The South Park Movie, Wild Wild West
    1998: Armagedon, Shakespeare In Love, Godzilla
    1997: Spiceworld, The Lost World, Volcano
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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish View Post
    1997: Spiceworld
    Um, please tell me you didnt actually go see Spiceworld in the theatres, did you, Doc?


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    Crank. what an awful movie, total waste of money.

    i have more i just cannot think of em right now..

    Love it!

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    I think idle hands is the worst movie ever



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    Get Rich or Die Trying..I can't think of anything else at the moment







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    Oh yea, and Cat Woman w/ Halle Berry. She is my favorite but boy did this movie suck.







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    I saw SpiceWorld in the theater, and I also OWN A COPY. That movie is pure unintentional comedy gold. After the theatrical run, it played at a Drive-In in Bucks County a friend of mine used to own. We got huge groups of people to go. We were trying to come up with audience participation stuff to consistently yell at the screen Rocky Horror style. Much like RHPS, it's a fucking AWFUL movie, but it's so deliciously bad it almost redeems itself. IMHO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prester_John View Post
    Um, please tell me you didnt actually go see Spiceworld in the theatres, did you, Doc?
    No. But when you're at Blockbuster with your ten year old niece and you tell her pick a movie for her birthday, well....lets just say all the Mary Kate and Ashley stuff was already gone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish View Post
    There have been so many. These would be my picks just for the last ten years.

    2006: Poseidon, Crank, Gridiron Gang
    2005: The Longest Yard, Domino, Two For The Money
    2004: The Day After Tomorrow, The Stepford Wives, Ocean's Twelve
    2003: American Wedding, Legally Blonde 2, Wonderland
    2002: Collateral Damage, Rollerball, Scooby Doo
    2001: Pearl Harbor, Josie And The Pussycats, Swordfish
    2000: Coyote Ugly, Scary Movie, Erin Brockovich
    1999: Blair Witch Project, The South Park Movie, Wild Wild West
    1998: Armagedon, Shakespeare In Love, Godzilla
    1997: Spiceworld, The Lost World, Volcano

    I agree with some of em here... but I had to bold the ones that are some of the all time best renters at my store. LMAO.

    For me it would have to be

    Napoleon Dynamite
    Pulse ( the remake)
    both versions of Wicker Man
    Naked Mile
    Black Dahlia
    Night Listener
    Danika


    And those are just from the past year or so.
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    Holy Man is the first that comes to mind.

    I recently saw the Miami Vice movie and it pretty much sucked. I had no clue what was going on through the first half of the movie.

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    I'm shocked that more than one person named Napoleon Dynamite. It was so cute!

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    Hey now! Howard the Duck was a great movie!

    And for the record, I loved Napoleon Dynamite too.

    I thought of another "so bad it's good" - Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. I was raised on that movie!

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