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    so maybe i missed the memo. but i guess my ears now double as handles. i found this out when giving a lap dance and was on my knees with my boobs in the guy's lap and he stuck his forefingers in each of my ears. i was kinda surprised, thinking, wtf?? then he proceeds to caress my ears and eventually grabs them and pulls gently on them, trying to press me into his crotch harder. at this point i crack up, and had to change positions. so, i had to share.

    please, discuss. why in the world would someone do this?

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    :o maybe he heard it turns girls on or something. I think i heard ears are an erogenous zone, i know i love getting my ears blown into.
    but yeah, strange...

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    You didn't like it? I love when guys do that. It makes me feel so phucken sexy!

    *daydreams*


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    Ha, a friend of mine who worked as an escort used to have a sticker on her make-up case saying "Let go of my ears, I know what im doing!" :-D

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    ^ yea thats what the guy was obv trying to insinuate...

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    So subtle... so sexy...

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    I have no idea why, but I've had this happen alot. I just chalk it up to the notion that guys just want to poke anything they can

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    LOL, Chrissy!

    Bridgette, I believe you are right. Which explians why they are alwys trying to stick their dirty fingers in my belly button!


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    Hahahahaha! I can't even figure out the logic behind this one...wait ...Logic...THAT'S the problem!

    Oh but that is too funny...I'm not exactly sure what Iwould do if some guy stuck his finger in my ear! LOL!




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    hhhmmm... maybe he thinks he can get you "hot" by doing that and he thinks he can prob. get a BJ out of it? who knows, just a wild guess here. LOL.

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    Ugh, good thing you laughed about it! I would have been pretty pissed!

    (Some really lame guys do that in bed... maybe he was just reinacting.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post
    so maybe i missed the memo. but i guess my ears now double as handles. i found this out when giving a lap dance and was on my knees with my boobs in the guy's lap and he stuck his forefingers in each of my ears. i was kinda surprised, thinking, wtf?? then he proceeds to caress my ears and eventually grabs them and pulls gently on them, trying to press me into his crotch harder. at this point i crack up, and had to change positions. so, i had to share.

    please, discuss. why in the world would someone do this?
    Oh my god. I just ACTUALLY laughed out loud. Thank god I wasn't in class. That's the fucking funniest thing I've ever heard. He stuck his fingers IN your ears? I've never heard anything like it.

    On a similar note, I did have a guy recently ask to touch my eyeball. I think i kind of started it because I mentioned that a) your eyeballs don't have nerves and b) that apparently the best way of getting out things that are stuck in your eyes is by licking them. I was expecting an "eeww" in response or a "Really?", not a "so then, can I touch them?"
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    LOL!!

    I get the bellybutton thing too. And guys think we are the weird ones

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    I like ear play . Send him my way

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    *drooling on finger to give Twister a massive wet willy.....MmmmBaby!




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    the belly button probe TOTALLY skeeves me out.



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    Quote Originally Posted by ExoticEngineer View Post
    *drooling on finger to give Twister a massive wet willy.....MmmmBaby!
    Oh yeah!!!!! Now you're talking..

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    I am REALLY weird about my ears. Even with doctors when they try to scope them. I am ear-shy. If some guy put his fingers IN my ears, he might as well have tried to stick them up my ass for the reaction he'd have gotten. I try to warn them though. Don't go near the ears!

    (Incidentally, I have clear memories of being abusively ear-scoped by a former pediatrician...I'd try to move my head away, and she'd grab me by the opposite ear, and push her painful scopey thing as angrily far in as she could...and then when I was at summer camp another time, a mosquito flew into my ear, got stuck, and started going crazy biting me. THAT was one of my most painful memories. I remember falling to the ground and SCREAMING and kicking like a possessed person...for like ten minutes until it died or something. When they called my dad to drive an hour to get me, then bring me to the doctor, it was the EVIL pediatrician who laughed "haha! Da bug es fighted weeth da inner ear. Haha, ees no seizure. Ess fine. He fall out dead when you swim"....

    ...ahh, so it is one thing I understand why I am so weird about. Ever since, my ears are no-touchy places)

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    I hate having people mess with my ears. The ear licking thing guys try is gross enough, but I would probably have to kick somebody for tugging on my ears. Ewww, what are they thinking?

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    our OWN dj at the club's way of saying "i think you're sexy" was to stick his finger in my ear!!! wtf??

    if a guy wants to play with my ears i say, "they've been pierced recently, so don't touch them because they're trying to heal!". with 3 or more piercings in each ear, they buy it.

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    *runs to get ears pierced again to use that excuse*

    Love it!

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