So last night two guys asked if they could have a dance with me together. We do payment up front and when one of them was getting out the money I saw his cop id. The other one was really drunk and said "you would show us so much more respect if u knew what line of work we were in"
i said "firstly how have i not shown u respect and secondly i know u r cops".
then during the dance the one who paid was nice and respectful while the other one was a total arsehole. he was TOO COOL to look at me during the dance even tho he was the one who asked ME not the other way around.
then he started making an oinking noise like a pig and his friend told him to shut up.
so now im thinking what is he trying to say im a pig or something.
then he said "im leaving" and pretended to stand up but then he sat back down again.
after the dance the nicer one said thanks and i said thats ok i dont think your friend liked me very much tho and he said "oh it's not that its just that he likes me more" - OK TOO MUCH INFO THERE.
then i was sitting with another customer and the arsehole cop comes up and whispers in my ear "you know i rate you very highly"
WTF this guy has multiple personality or something!
this is the worst dance i have ever done, i felt like an idiot during it.



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When you said the cop started oinking, I was thinking of Wayne and Garth in Wayne's World standing near the cop and going, "I smell bacon. Do you smell bacon?" "Yes, I definitely smell a pork product of some kind..."


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