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    Thumbs down i danced for 2 cops last night

    So last night two guys asked if they could have a dance with me together. We do payment up front and when one of them was getting out the money I saw his cop id. The other one was really drunk and said "you would show us so much more respect if u knew what line of work we were in"
    i said "firstly how have i not shown u respect and secondly i know u r cops".

    then during the dance the one who paid was nice and respectful while the other one was a total arsehole. he was TOO COOL to look at me during the dance even tho he was the one who asked ME not the other way around.
    then he started making an oinking noise like a pig and his friend told him to shut up.
    so now im thinking what is he trying to say im a pig or something.
    then he said "im leaving" and pretended to stand up but then he sat back down again.

    after the dance the nicer one said thanks and i said thats ok i dont think your friend liked me very much tho and he said "oh it's not that its just that he likes me more" - OK TOO MUCH INFO THERE.

    then i was sitting with another customer and the arsehole cop comes up and whispers in my ear "you know i rate you very highly"
    WTF this guy has multiple personality or something!
    this is the worst dance i have ever done, i felt like an idiot during it.

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    Default Re: i danced for 2 cops last night

    A cop oinking... I find that SO funny.


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    Default Re: i danced for 2 cops last night

    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    A cop oinking... I find that SO funny.
    the irony didnt escape me either LMAO.

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    Default Re: i danced for 2 cops last night

    I have not yet began to dance but I can imagine how uncomfortable you felt. I guess this is why they say you have to have thick skin in this industry. Now I see!

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    Default Re: i danced for 2 cops last night

    maybe he did it because you said you knew he was a cop??

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    I dont know why he did it.
    I swear I have never felt so bad, I even considered ending the dance and walking away.
    Most people compliment me and my body during my dances and it makes me feel really sexy and then to have this shit I just felt like he found me disgusting, I mean I know I shouldn't care coz he was just an arsehole but its hard not to take it personally.

    Last night just sucked.
    Im about 5 ft tall and I also overheard a group of guys laughing about my height - even tho I wear 6 inch stilettos i heard them going "oh she'd be like 4 ft 7 or something haha lets get that amazon chick (referring to this 6 ft tall dancer).

    I guess Ill just put it down to a bad night.

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    There's jerk offs in every profession. Sorry that the one guy was an ass. He makes nice guy cops look bad.

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    We must be patient with those who are not as smart as we are...police especially. Remember, most suffer from a very severe case of "little man syndrome"
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    That cop sounds like a nutcase...maybe he had more then beer? Maybe he used some of the local police station evidence??

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    I didnt mean it to sound like I thought him being an arsehole and a cop were related. The other cop was nice.
    I have never had any probs with cops - most are polite and sometimes even a bit cheeky and flirty - referring to traffic cops encountered OTC here.

    It's just the way he said I would respect him if I knew what line of work he was in. Well firstly I don't understand how I wasn't respectful - I always am. Secondly, I respect those who deserve respect regardless of occupation or other factors such as income, level of education etc.

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    Country, I don't think that's fair to say about police. I know a lot of police officers who are very very respectful. My boyfriend is a cop, and he's supportive of me wanting to dance, and he's very polite toward dancers. Some cops are jerks, yes. But so are some plumbers, electricians, dancers, firefighters, DMV clerks, etc.

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    No! he wasnt calling you a pig, he thought he was being funny cops/pigs/oinking

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    When you said the cop started oinking, I was thinking of Wayne and Garth in Wayne's World standing near the cop and going, "I smell bacon. Do you smell bacon?" "Yes, I definitely smell a pork product of some kind..."

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    kinda off topic...but GRRR...I HATE cops. I must agree with country_boy completly. I have never had a positive experience with a cop. Let me add that I have never been arrested, or had trouble with the law ever.

    I have never had any positive experiences with a cop.

    I went ot high school with a kid whos dad was sherriff, and everyoen knew this kid would be a cop as well. He was a concieted ass who walked aorund like he had a stick up his ass.

    I wrecked my car when I was 17. I slid on ice, and flipped down a hillside. The cops came, and me all shaken up and crying. the cop says, got yrou registration? I said yes...in my car..... He said, can you go get it?
    I said umm..its in the car...that is sitting on its roof...over the hill.....
    He said, yes, I realize that, but I didnt ask wher eyou car was, I aske dyou to get yoru registration. Yes - he made me crawl back down the hill and crawl in the broken window to get it.
    Then he says to me..you been drinking? I said, sir, I am 17 years old. I have never had a drink. It is 7 in the morning, and I am on my way to school. He said, Doesn't matter. I smell alcohol on you.

    Then he made me sit outside in the freezing snow until the tow truck came. COuldnt let me sit in his warm car.


    Another incident. I went to a party with my cousin, and his friend, who was a cop. On the way home, we got pulled over for a broken taillight. Noone was drinkign, everythign was fine...until the cousins friend(the cop)
    Says to the cop who pulled us over. Dont worry, sir, I have this under control. I am a cop to, everythign is fine, I work for such and such city, blah blah. Basicially, saying hes a cop to, they are in a brotherhood, so he shouldlet us off.
    Guess what happened? We got ticketed for the broken taillight, when the cop woudl have let us go, just cause this asshole kid thought he was cool, and woudl get special privliges if he bragged aboutbeign a cop to.

    then there was the time my car was stolen, and the cops came and actually said to me...Are yousure you didnt forget it somewhere else?

    yep..I went to the mall, forgot I drove, so instead I walked for 3 hours to get home, THEN realized i didnt have my car, forgot I left it at the mall, and reported it stolen.

    There was the cop I danced for at the club( off duty) who kept askign me if i knew where to find blow. I didnt even ko whwt athat was at the time. And he didnt believe me when I todl him that. He kept pressuring me and telling me, come on...You knwo where to get it, you sure theres not even a little bit i nyoru locker i can have. Im sure you have connection here in the clb, come opn, I just want a little bit. I realy had no idea what it was he wanted. I didnt knwo what blow was till I saw the movie, like, 2 years ago.

    Anyway...Sorry for the kinda off topic. Im sure not all cops are bad. Im sure they arent all power tripping, stick up their asses dickwads, and I would really love to meet a good one to restore my faith in them. Because at this point in my life..I have never, ever come in contact with a nice one.

    Country, I don't think that's fair to say about police. I know a lot of police officers who are very very respectful. My boyfriend is a cop, and he's supportive of me wanting to dance, and he's very polite toward dancers. Some cops are jerks, yes. But so are some plumbers, electricians, dancers, firefighters, DMV clerks, etc.
    Dont even get me starte don DMV clerks.

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    Kaylinn, you know, some people actually DO forget where they parked their car, lol. I heard a story about a woman who reported her car stolen after a good deal of snow fell. The cops showed up and took a report. Turned out the woman called them back and said she hadn't seen her white car in the snow, and it wasn't stolen. It sounds unbelievable, but stuff like that actually does happen (How, I don't know, but there are some people out there that just....yeah).
    Vice cops are probably more pushy when they're working. Because that's what they do, you know what I mean?
    And the cop at the accident scene...yes, he sounds like a jackass. There's always a few bad apples in the barrel.
    I hope you have a positive experience sometime.
    Anywho...

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    ^ my mother-in-law remembers where her car is by the colour of the car next to it.

    When the other car moves, we're always fucked. -.-


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    You could always slash the tires of the car next to you to keep 'em there longer...

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    ^ my mother-in-law remembers where her car is by the colour of the car next to it.

    When the other car moves, we're always fucked. -.-

    lmao...i just spit out my soda laughing at this...

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    So far the only negative experience I've had has been with a woman cop...the men seem more polite and interested in what really happened.

    I've had one woman cop that I've had to deal with twice and holy power tripping Batman...attitude with latitude that stinks to high heaven!!!!

    My hubby can't stand her and honestly it almost feels like she is a hater in uniform!
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    No, I was at home....I left to leave to go somewhere and my car was not in the driveway. I dont think I told that story very clearly.

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    No, I got it. My point was that the reason why they asked if you forgot is that there are some people who will think their car's been stolen, but it's right there.
    BTW, off topic, but I dig your avatar pic.

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    I don't think his behavior had much to do with him being a cop...I think he was just drunk.

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    I knew someone would have a boyfriend cop. To be honest, it's always state troopers. Those guys just act like they couldn't hack it in the military but wanted guns so they became law enforcement and write speeding tickets. Didn't mean to offend anyone and if you've found a good officer, then congrats. You found the needle...
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    Country_Boy, as it happens, he is not a state trooper, he's a deputy sheriff. Like I've said before, there's jerk offs in every profession. You're entitled to your opinion.

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