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    A POSH salon is using an unusual treatment to sort out dry hair and split ends – bull semen.

    For £55, clients can have it massaged in their hair before being put under a steamer and blow-dried.

    The organic Angus bull semen is collected from a Cheshire farm and mixed with a plant root.

    Hari Salem, owner of Hari’s hairdressers in Knightsbridge, West London, said: “I looked for a protein-rich offering and carried out a lot of experiments, but in the end the bull sperm was the winner. It really works.”

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    A) EWWWWWWWW!!!

    B) You can't fix DEAD. Split ends are dead hairs. (All the hair outside our head is technically dead.) The only way to fix split ends is GLUE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by idreamofaislin View Post
    The only way to fix split ends is GLUE.
    Ever get dried cum in your hair? It's pretty f'ing close to glue lol!



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    You're not gong to believe me...but my ex dated a girl who was taught BY HER MOTHER to use semen on her hair...(barf.) These people were from Hippy Dippy Central.
    Semen has a distinctive smell....& hair radiates smell because of body heat from the head. I wouldn't want to smell like a Glade Plug-In, Blow Job Scented.
    Last edited by madmaxine; 02-02-2007 at 02:01 PM. Reason: "Glade Plug-In" Not "Glad"...Freudian Slip ; p

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    ew fuck. and yah you can't heal a split end you have to cut it . I think we all know that though. Apparently the women getting bulls spunk have a weird ass fetish

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    Not at all surprised. A lot of beauty supply stores carry conditioning treatments that use animal placenta... and some shampoos used to use lion urine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    Not at all surprised. A lot of beauty supply stores carry conditioning treatments that use animal placenta... and some shampoos used to use lion urine.

    How does one....get...lion urine??

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    Ughk!!!!!! That is gros!!!!!
    (Smells hair and wondered what the man used in my hair yesterday at a new salon)
    With all the stupid things guys will say, stay cool.

    "Her apartment is littered with soggy G-strings and cheap 8-inch heeled shoes, along with empty tubes of body glitter, mascara, prescription drugs, zit cream, Aqua Net and Polaroid pictures of her and her "friends" engaged in some drinking and dancing on St. Patrick's Day last year. " My God....

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    What's worse....most women have long, thick hair...are we supposed to be milking man or animal for enough "conditioner"? That's abusive!

    Can't get over the "smell" aspect...in small doses it's sexy, on my hair....*Barf!*

    PS I have a bottle of Queen Helene Placenta Conditioner, but it's a little bit of that mixed with other ingredients...The smell is gone after rinsing.

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    Eww fuck all that I dont care what the fuck they put in shit or how its supposed to make our hair or skin better I wouldn't use it. I'll stick to my norm Paul Mitchell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post
    What's worse....most women have long, thick hair...are we supposed to be milking man or animal for enough "conditioner"? That's abusive!


    depending on your methods you could find volunteers.

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    I wouldn't want to smell like a Glade Plug-In, Blow Job Scented.
    That is classic.

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    You think that's gross? Ladies in Italy during the middle ages used to bleach their hair blonde by using a mixture of olive oil and pig's urine. Imagine how that would smell!
    Well, so long as I don't know what's in it, and so long as it smells good, I don't really care what goes into my conditioner. I'd use honeybee poo if it would help these split ends! Damned dry Alberta winters!

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post
    PS I have a bottle of Queen Helene Placenta Conditioner, but it's a little bit of that mixed with other ingredients...The smell is gone after rinsing.




    I use that stuff religiously. Have for years! It's awesome.
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    Sounds nasty. Don't think I could use these EXOTIC products.
    But if they work for you....why not!

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    At the salon I work at we use whale sperm.Im not sure if it's really whale sperm or it's just called that.But i hope it's just a name because that's gross.

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    Yeah... I don't care how effective it is, I'm not rubbing bull spunk on my clients... EVER!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post
    I wouldn't want to smell like a Glade Plug-In, Blow Job Scented.

    Love it!

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