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    Nobody tells this Wookiee what to do!

    When arrested, he shouted, "Nobody tells this Wookiee what to do!"

    I have to walk by the "characters" in front of Grauman's Chinese several times a week... they are indeed characters. I recently interviewed one of them for work. These guys are hilarious, and yeah, some of them get WAY too aggressive with the tourists. It's fun to watch though, because most of the time the tourists do deserve it. This guy head-butted a tour guide and I would've cheered his ass on... those tour guides are IRRITATING!

    I've actually seen these Chewbacca several times, and I wish I'd been there to see him yelling that. Totally priceless. I LOVE living in Hollywood.

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    Bahahahah!!!!
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    Default Re: Nobody tells this Wookiee what to do!

    And now I have that Chewbacca song from Clerks stuck in my head. Feck.

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    Of course I show it to my male, since he is a Rabid Warsie.... and the only thing he says is "they spelled wookiee wrong"

    LMAO
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    "The street performer doesn't have any affiliation with Lucasfilm," said company spokeswoman Lynne Hale. "Nevertheless, we are disappointed that someone dressed as Chewbacca would behave in this way."

    I found this very funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by space_Cadet_28 View Post
    "The street performer doesn't have any affiliation with Lucasfilm," said company spokeswoman Lynne Hale. "Nevertheless, we are disappointed that someone dressed as Chewbacca would behave in this way."

    I found this very funny.

    Yeah. They've obviously never been to a scifi convention.
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    Default Re: Nobody tells this Wookiee what to do!

    you are so lucky to live in la. we have to pay to see stuff like this

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    BAHAHAHA!! Actually this is normal behavior for a Wookiee, except for speaking English (or Basic, actually... so I'm a geek, sue me). And yeah, notice I corrected the spelling in this thread. I noticed they misspelled it too.

    But yeah...

    I'm going to walk down there today and see if I can strike up a conversation and get more info. This is absolutely hilarious to me. I really wish I'd been there to see it.

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    Default Re: Nobody tells this Wookiee what to do!

    "The lesson here is you can have the force with you," Vernon said. "You just can't use illegal force."

    Heh.
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    The move was prompted by complaints from tourists who said the actors were aggressive and abusive if they refused to pay for pictures.
    Man... am I the ONLY one to see the correleation with our own industry?

    At least we CAN get agressive and a little abusive (depending on the club) if a customer refuses to pay for a service we have rendered (a lap dance)


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    ^^^ Oh yeah, I think that all the time! They dress up like movie characters and then spend the day hanging around in front of Grauman's Chinese Theater, and they make all their money off tips from the tourists in exchange for posing for pictures. And they get our equivalent of the looky-loos all the time - people who snap their pics and then refuse to tip. I do feel bad for them. I know the oldest veteran there (Superman) averages $100-200 a day, but he works 12 hours a day. I don't blame them one bit for getting pissed off when people don't tip, although some of them are overly aggressive in their hustle.

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    Default Re: Nobody tells this Wookiee what to do!

    I keep wondering who that tall man wearing the cheongsam is with the guitar though...


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