Results 1 to 10 of 10

Thread: Another strange customer

  1. #1
    Kaylinn
    Guest

    Default Another strange customer

    I walk uo to this older guy, he didnt look odd, so I sat down, introduced myself, and asked him where was from. Mistake #1. He said..." I a, from my mothers warm, moist womb, and i miss it very much". I said...Uhh ok.....then he said he was heartbroken, he needed a woman to nurse him back to health, which I offered to do, in VIP. He said, "can you breastfeed? I need to suckle." umm.....Ok. Then he asked me where i was from, beign a smart ass, I said my mother womb. he said.."Ohh...do you remember what it was like in there? Did it feel nice? What was it like comming out of that long, tight birth canal? I wish I could see your mothers womb"

    Ok. Im outta here. I said, Uhh..I gotta go to the restroom, I'll catch ya later. He said, " no, don't leave. Go right here. I want to feel the warmth."

    I said ok. You want me to piss on ya? I sure will. That'll be $200 for the gown I ruin, $50 for the thong, and $5,000 for my mental anguish of dealing with you.

    he laughed, and I ran.Far, Far away.

  2. #2
    Featured Member echomadison's Avatar
    Joined
    Jun 2006
    Location
    Kansas
    Posts
    850
    Thanks
    15
    Thanked 35 Times in 22 Posts

    Default Re: Another strange customer

    OMG! For slightest second while I was reading this I thought when he said he want to suckle your nipple and you said "umm. ok" I THOUGHT YOU WERE SAYING YES!!! I thought you were gonna let this freakshow pretend to breastfeed off of you! I just found that part funny...
    That guy seems really sick with all types of wierd fruedian things going on in his psyche...plus degradation/humiliation fantasies too.
    Oh Yaay! *drips with sarcasm*

    I would have ran so far away!

  3. #3
    Kaylinn
    Guest

    Default Re: Another strange customer

    Oh my god no. I was just at a complete loss for words. I am unfortunatly, not lactating at the moment.

    I dont know if this guy was sexually molested as a child, or just had some kind of unhealthy relationship with his mother...

    The odd thing was, I saw this girl sitting with this guy for hours before that. When I saw that she was gone, I thought, well, maybe, since she had sat there so long, he had money, and liked blondes. So that's why i went up to him in the first place. Now I wonder just how she managed to sit with him for so long. Either she was nuts to, or was beign well compensated. I dont know. For me...no amount of money could have kept me there with this guy. Askin about my mothers womb. Some things are strip club conversation, and some things are not. Anythign to do with my mother, I feel, is not good strip club conversation.

  4. #4
    Featured Member
    Joined
    Dec 2005
    Location
    VIP Room
    Posts
    1,403
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked 77 Times in 43 Posts
    My Mood
    Happy

    Default Re: Another strange customer

    That is freaking creepy as hell!!! That one has to be one of the top in the biggest freaks of all!!! Even if it was just talking out role playing, not actually doing anything like suckling (eeeewww) I don't think I could've handled that, even pretending to talk about being in my mother's womb or listen to him saying that. Do you think he was really being serious or just joking? I think if someone would've said that to me I would've laughed in their face because I would've thought they were joking in a sick sort of way but then again, men in stripclubs are not normal, there's a lot of sick perverts in there!

  5. #5
    God/dess PookaShell's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2006
    Location
    The middle of a field in the south texas countryside...
    Posts
    4,186
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 13 Times in 8 Posts

    Default Re: Another strange customer

    Haha I thought you told him "okay" like yes, at first too. Ick, that is uber-creepy!!!

  6. #6
    madmaxine
    Guest

    Default Re: Another strange customer

    *OH GOD* What a freak.

    You are too kind. If I ever hear something like this I'll tell him I'm sorry for both of our sake he didn't strangle himself in utero with his umbilical cord.

  7. #7
    God/dess RoseWhite's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2006
    Location
    On a babymoon.
    Posts
    3,145
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 18 Times in 13 Posts

    Default Re: Another strange customer

    Maybe I'll start carrying a pacifier around. Just in case.
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

  8. #8
    Senior Member seishibella's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    109
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default Re: Another strange customer

    To be honest I like the people that are strange like that...It's odd but they are usually harmless...Though this guy would be beyond my limits! I had a man a couple of weeks ago that was actually gay and liked to cross dress...He bought my boots and took me for a booth...all I had to do was put the boots on him and talk to him like I was a guy. It was sort of weird, but I made good money off of him for little work.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Living in Sin around Eden's Trim

  9. #9
    Veteran Member Innocense's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Irvine, CA
    Posts
    226
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 10 Times in 9 Posts

    Default Re: Another strange customer

    Seriously....Poor guy. He's obviously gonna die alone....what a creep!

  10. #10
    Senior Member MADAM LIZZ's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2005
    Location
    MIAMI,FLORIDA
    Posts
    156
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Another strange customer

    for sure he was a creep!!......but if you know how to work those( fetish) guys & they dont freak you out to much, you can make alot of easy money of them.....i made really good money off a creep once, all he did was look at me walk back/forth in platfroms & then massage my feet.....

Similar Threads

  1. strange customer habits
    By sammyg in forum Stripping (was Stripping General)
    Replies: 37
    Last Post: 12-10-2011, 09:21 PM
  2. Gut feeling - strange customer
    By MissKatie in forum Camming Connection
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 08-08-2011, 10:19 AM
  3. explain strange (yet common) customer behavior?
    By Elvia in forum Customer Conversation
    Replies: 19
    Last Post: 09-14-2009, 03:57 PM
  4. Replies: 7
    Last Post: 04-20-2009, 02:01 PM
  5. Strange Customer Last Night
    By Sinder in forum Stripping (was Stripping General)
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 04-13-2007, 05:44 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •