I walk uo to this older guy, he didnt look odd, so I sat down, introduced myself, and asked him where was from. Mistake #1. He said..." I a, from my mothers warm, moist womb, and i miss it very much". I said...Uhh ok.....then he said he was heartbroken, he needed a woman to nurse him back to health, which I offered to do, in VIP. He said, "can you breastfeed? I need to suckle." umm.....Ok. Then he asked me where i was from, beign a smart ass, I said my mother womb. he said.."Ohh...do you remember what it was like in there? Did it feel nice? What was it like comming out of that long, tight birth canal? I wish I could see your mothers womb"
Ok. Im outta here. I said, Uhh..I gotta go to the restroom, I'll catch ya later. He said, " no, don't leave. Go right here. I want to feel the warmth."
I said ok. You want me to piss on ya? I sure will. That'll be $200 for the gown I ruin, $50 for the thong, and $5,000 for my mental anguish of dealing with you.
he laughed, and I ran.Far, Far away.


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