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    Default You reach Matriarch Stripper Status when...

    1. ...your regulars transport you to work.
    Last edited by WiseGuy_TX; 12-01-2007 at 07:13 AM.
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Egads the OWK..... I heard some nutso stories about those chicks.
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    Thank God I clicked on the Pic with an empty stomach!

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