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    Default Behind the SW bike sheds...

    so it seems i've been runnning with the 'fast girls' and spending a bit of time behind the SW bike sheds.

    some of you probably don't know what goes on back there, thus, it's probably time to kick the lid off this conspiracy.

    there's this old drinking fountain back there. it was once shiny, but now it's a little bit green and worn. despite its appearance, the water is clean, and somewhat alluring. i have been drinking this water for some time now, without heeding the warnings...

    as expected from drinking SW water:

    I'M HAVING A BABY NAUTILUS!

    *swigs freely from her pre-packed SW water*

    we think i'm 4 weeks... but there is a chance i'm 10, so i'm off for a scan on wednesday. yet *another* SW baby.

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    Congrats! <runs off to the store to buy some BOTTLED water>
    Si hoc non legere potes tu asinus es



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    congrats!!!

    thankfully, ive been keeping well away from that fountain

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    Congrats!

    and damn, that stuff is good!

    Will it get me preggo without a partner?
    bartender, pour me another!

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    Congratulations, and thanks for the warning!

    *grabs a bottle of Sparklette's*

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    Heh, this is why I drink redbull instead. Congrats Naut!
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Aww! Congrats! May he/she be every bit as cute as your avatar, if not nearly as voracious, and the content of his/her diapers not nearly so . . . dense.

    That is just great! So happy for ya.
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

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    Congrats! I wish you an easy pregnancy and a quick delivery.

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    *Kerflush* Ahhh my home away from home.....

    Nautilus, it seems like you have yourself set to STUN....not KILL.

    Congrats. *pats tummy*

    Boy.
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    Yay! Congrats!

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    congratz to you and to the baby naut.. that's fantastic!

    Love it!

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    Congrats! Here's to a happy, healthy, and QUICK nine months

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    thank you all for your kind wishes... i can never make multiquote work for me... so i'll just say a blanket thanks... from the baby naut and me.

    i had the scan today... it looks like the smallest grain of rice poking out of the side of a small black egg yolk (4.75 weeks) pretty cool. sorta... except for the part where they shove this dong-like object up my cooch to look for rogue spacecraft and what-not. *shudders* <TMI... much?>

    on the boo side, there is a cyst on my right ovary. they seem to think it is just a 'pregnancy cyst'... so i'm not going to fret too much.

    as is customary, SW knows before the family... so i'd better scoot off here and tell them...

    where do i get me one o'them fancy baby tickers?

    oh, and, SW-moms, being a nerd and all, i'm gonna need books to read about this -- what do you recommend?

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    What to Expect when You're Expecting is a good one. Congrats!!! I'll be living through you too!

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