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    Default I'm sorry ma'am but your vagina is ugly (!)

    I found this site I was having a convo with a friend about labia enhancement surgery. http://www.labiaenhancement.com/index.shtml

    While the concept was interesting, I think its a little offensive. Many women have asymetrical or large/long vag lips. Many have tiny little babylike vag lips. Some are just in between.

    Unless having long or asymetrical vag lips are uncomfortable or a hinderance (like uncomfortable intercourse or problems with pants or very serious deformities-not just hangy lips) is this surgery really needed?

    Thier take on it screams "Men dont like freaky pussies! You need this unless you dont want your man to go down on you! You dont see big pussies in porn do you?!"

    From the site:
    "Just say no! To an unattractive vagina that makes you frown. No woman on earth wants to be “ugly” down there by having asymmetrical abnormal labia, distorting the shape and appearance of your genitalia. It’s every girl’s dream to have perfect vaginal and pretty vaginal lips. Women who are not blessed with pretty vaginas (genitals) feel inadequate and deformed in their most intimate body part..."

    "An other problem women ask a lot about and we cover these topics in this book. It is about excessive length of the inner vaginal lips. Once again, when the lips over develop, it is abnormal attributed to a deformity of your vagina or genitalia. It is not normal for the lips to be long. Women, who have long inner lips, have them atrophied or deformed.
    These types of distended abnormal inner lips will stick out past your outer vaginal lips. Therefore, when you are standing upright and you notice you’re inner lips sticking out past your outer lips as shown in the image. It means that your lips have abnormally developed. This type of look is unappealing to most people, as most art, erotica and even pornography depict women whom have their inner lips not protruding past their outer lips."

    Do you think that this is taking the whole cosmetic surgery thing too far or could this be a wonderful way to improve ourselves? Opinions?
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    Default Re: I'm sorry ma'am but your vagina is ugly (!)

    Personally I think there is something a little off about cutting healthy flesh to make it prettier. It makes a certain amount of sense to us, because we do it for financial gain. Doing it recreationally - like I said, a little off.

    Personally, nobody has EVER made fun of me or insulted me for having assymetrical labia (although I do - I have one inner labia that is the proverbial "outie" and one is not). Nobody has ever commented on it (to my face. If people are making nasty labia comments behind my back - well, ignorance is bliss).

    This is not even about cosmetic surgery though - it is playing of vagina-phobia. There is also a section on how to eliminate the odor. It is just trying to sell stuff as long as vaginal tissue is still considered evil incarnate. Yay for stripping! Because one thing these customers can show us is that vaginas are pretty.
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    At first I was horrified because I thought some MD was preying on women's insecurities. It's just snake oil though. Although it's quite unfortunate the level that they've gone. I'm curious what their "techniques" are. They must be cutting edge because the subscription to the e-book is $18.95. *eyeroll*


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    WTF could their "natural" techniques be? That is retarded.
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    Default Re: I'm sorry ma'am but your vagina is ugly (!)

    I was for a long time worried that my labia was funny looking, but I have seen enough cooter's now to know that no one is "perfect"

    I would not consider getting mine surgicaly altered,

    I mean..christ, dont we have enough to worry about regarding our appereances, eg boobs, big enough, perky enogh, abs tight enough, belly flat enough, skin clear and even colored, hair long enough, shiny blah blah fuckin blah!!!

    My pussy is a-ok, even if my labia are a little off centered

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    IMHO. unless the labia are painful and/or REALLYREALLY messed up (like reallyreally), it's one of the most useless, overpriced surgeries out there. Reminds me of toe shortening.

    I'd rather keep lips that are like 2 millimeteres longer and save the 25,000 thanks. Or however much it costs.

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    Default Re: I'm sorry ma'am but your vagina is ugly (!)

    These types of distended abnormal inner lips will stick out past your outer vaginal lips. Therefore, when you are standing upright and you notice you’re inner lips sticking out past your outer lips as shown in the image. It means that your lips have abnormally developed. This type of look is unappealing to most people, as most art, erotica and even pornography depict women whom have their inner lips not protruding past their outer lips."
    This is the biggest crock of shit I have ever heard...

    I hate plastic surgeons, most of whom get rich performing totally unnecessary surgery. This is a classic case.

    Lips are good, I like them. Look at a Georgia O'Keefe painting sometime--according to that 'anti-pussy' propaganda quoted above, all those beautiful flowers are ugly and deformed.

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    Default Re: I'm sorry ma'am but your vagina is ugly (!)

    Why? Why would I care? As long as it's not affecting my sensation in any way, I'm good.

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    I've considered it because supposedly it might be interfering with my inability to have an orgasm (to much skin in the way). But then I got a consult, and considered all that recovery hell (six weeks in a girdle!!), plus the $4000...I'm still on the fence about it. Plus the surgeon was a total creep during the consult. I reconsidered his expertise on vaginas.

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    oh, man! I thought I had all the important insecurities covered--weight, age, abs, boobs, ass, BO--now you tell me I have another body part to worry about????? Damn! My labia will just have t9 take a number and get in line behind all my real problems.

    IMO, any man who is lucky enough to see my labia ought to be enjoying the view, not analyzing it. Anyone who would analyze it, is not someone whose opinion matters to me anyway.


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    Default Re: I'm sorry ma'am but your vagina is ugly (!)

    Ok, so I'm not crazy. I thought the language is a bit...uh...predatory. Using language like, "deformity." When they showed a pic of what is "normal" and what is "abnormal" I was like, "they both look fine to me--theyre just different."

    You wanna see a fucked up cooch? watch that porn with Chyna in it. I love her but DAMN she's got a mini penis from all those steroids! But she's gets cool points cuz she has the audacity to pierce her man size clit, hehehe.
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    I kind of like it when the inner lips hang out a little. Of all the pussies I've seen, I've seen some that are somewhat unattractive to me, but never an "ugly" or "deformed" one.
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    Default Re: I'm sorry ma'am but your vagina is ugly (!)

    Where's the dick beauticians? I've seen some ugly penii in my time. The only operations they have out there are to make then longer ot wider. What about prettier?

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    ^ just tie a pink bow to his dick, that's what I do.....

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    Default Re: I'm sorry ma'am but your vagina is ugly (!)

    "She looks like she's teasing me, like she's sticking her tongue out at me! How cute!" That's what one of my female "friends" said to me one night about my one lip that is a wee bit longer than the other, my "outie" as Jenny calls it! Hehehe.

    I'm a big woman, and that goes for everything on my body, boobs, legs, and yes, my kitty! But never in all my adventures have I had anyone say "Ewww, one of your lips is longer than the other! Gross!" Hahahah! If they did I would have to promptly squeeze their head between my thighs until the apologized, LOTS!




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    i wonder how many desperate woman out there actualy paid money to read those natural enhancing tips

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    Damn.... I plan on getting mine "fixed" but not by those guys.... that site is a total turn off.
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    ***Just sent them $18.50***

    You mean its a scam? Damnit! =)
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