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    Well it is Key West, lol...

    I'm surprised it doesn't happen more, actually--but then I don't go out much, and when I do it's usually to the other stripclubs for an hour or so.

    I just went to this new bookstore across the street, and it was instantaneous. "Oh, hello there, Mr. Athlete...", etc.

    He was actually pretty cool about it, compared to some.

    When I was in college and hitchhiking all over I got it a lot, and learned ways to deal with it, or tolerate it at least.

    It does give you an appreciation for what attractive women go through, though. I think the male trait of 'persistence, even in the face of rejection' crosses the lines of sexual preference.
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    I think it's just your sexiness... it makes them try to convert you even though they know their efforts are in vain.

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    My ex-husband suffered the same problem. He was 5'3", cute with a nice round butt, and very "metrosexual," plus he did theater and liked musicals. He was totally straight but you can't really blame them for trying, LOL! He got hit on by every gay man he ever met.

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    Tell us the whole story!
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    Well, there's not all that much to tell, and I forget the details, partly by choice, lol.

    He had apparently seen me putting my bicycle in the back of my van (much easier and safer than locking it up outside the house). I ride my bike to the gym and back, and as I said I live right across the street from this place. I love bookstores so went to check it out today.

    He was very, very polite, just obviously hitting on me--asking me to the reading on friday night, asking where I worked, asking...
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    I get this on a fairly regular basis, and it never bothers me. Then again, I tended bar at a gay bar in Tampa. So, you know, I've heard it all. The best...I have been hit on, on FOUR seperate occasions, at Home Depot. Who knew it was such a homo paradise? I tend to get the burly biker guys, and they will casually walk by and go "Woooof" at me. I would probably be rather confused by this if not for my immersion crash course in gay culture at the bar. That's a bear/butch way of saying I'm yummy. I guess it's the shaved head and engineer boots and random facial hair that lures them in. Ah well. To each his own.

    Oh wait no the best was when the wife and I were downtown in Orlando one night and I ran across the street to get something and this guy in white overall shorts (dead giveaway much?) came over and goes "Honey, is that your man?" She said yes and he totally hissed in that bad gay stereotype queeny way "MMM girl....LUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKY!" She hadn't stopped giggling by the time I got back.
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    it can only be a compliment...

    my husband gets those longing looks in the produce section of the supermarket... oh and the local florist queen calls him 'beautiful one', even though he's buying flowers for a yucky girl.

    you must be hot... *ponders*

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    Wow, I hate it when people hit on my man. Gay or straight. I'm a little ps-ycho. I was in a club once when a gay guy reached around and grabbed my man's balls, and I pushed my man and hit the guy. My man had to carry me out of the club, which was funny, because he's like 6'4" and I'm 5'2" and the violent one. I don't like people touching my pr-op-erty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher View Post
    ...they will casually walk by and go "Woooof" at me.
    Christ, one time I was at the gym a few years ago, and they were playing that old retro Stray Cats song, "Stray Cat Strut". I walked by this guy and he meowed at me, lol...

    It stopped bothering me a long time ago, really, and I pretty much take it as a compliment--unless they persist as some of them do, well beyond the gentle hint that they are barking--or meowing--up the wrong tree, thank you (like mentioning girlfriends or how the girl on that magazine cover is hot, etc.).

    This is where the male trait for being persistent in the face of rejection comes into play, and it can be tiresome. It's funny, but if there's one way in which I don't fit the male stereotype, it would be this--the slightest sign a woman isn't interested, and I'm outta there.

    When I was younger I had a baby face so I got it all the time. Now I look mean so I get it a lot less.

    I am far from being metrosexual--but being articulate, well-dressed, and carrying yourself with any physical grace will attract more attention and/or speculation of this sort, though. Occasionally very stupid women have asked me if I was gay because of this. Now that I do find extremely irritating--but that is because they are fucking stupid, lol...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser
    Christ, one time I was at the gym a few years ago, and they were playing that old retro Stray Cats song, "Stray Cat Strut". I walked by this guy and he meowed at me, lol...
    I guess he missed the line about being a "ladies' cat."

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    I never heard that part of the song, even though I've played it in the clubs a couple times for dancers that liked it.

    I don't think he cared. Gay guys know instinctively I'm not, that has been proven a couple times--once when this dumb Texas girl thought I might be gay because I didn't act or dress like a fucking cowboy. She called up her brother, he came in the place, took one look and shook his head no. (I found this out a month or two later when she was trying to fuck me, lol. Definitely not my type, though.)

    Some of them just have to try anyway, though, it's funny.
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    I'm not hot, and I've been hit on by gay guys. It's a lot less irritating than vendors hawking on the street, since the gay guys have taken "No thanks" more easily than the aggressive sales minions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Zeno View Post
    I'm not hot, and I've been hit on by gay guys. It's a lot less irritating than vendors hawking on the street, since the gay guys have taken "No thanks" more easily than the aggressive sales minions.

    Same here. Usually a "thanks, but Im not gay" is all it takes as a response. Never had a gay man persist after that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    I am far from being metrosexual--but being articulate, well-dressed, and carrying yourself with any physical grace will attract more attention and/or speculation of this sort, though. Occasionally very stupid women have asked me if I was gay because of this. Now that I do find extremely irritating--but that is because they are fucking stupid, lol...
    this is so true. i have a few guy friends who fit this category and people ask them if they are... that said, they have the most luck with 'the ladeez' of the guys i know... so it works, even if it is gay-bait.

    i only get miffed about the gay advances if they leer at him or give me one of those bitchface looks if i'm with him.

    silly really, coz if i'm on my own, i'm grade A hag material - just not when i'm standing between them and a conversion.

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    Ah'll be your snack pack DJoser.

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    I SWEAR I got hit on by a gay guy the other day. He was so gay, but hitting on me...very confusing.

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    I'm not sure if I should be grateful or offended that I've never been hit on by a guy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I guess he missed the line about being a "ladies' cat."
    yea, i was thinking that too yek.

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    Yeah, I got hit on by a lesbian once, when I was very young--a virgin, in fact. I was so impressed that she asked I went out with her, and we wound up being together for 5 years, lol!

    Of course, she was quite attractive even if she did her best to hide it, and under all those baggy clothes had as stunning a body I have ever seen--her grandmother was a Ziegfield Follies girl, so it's hardly surprising. You fans of the Classic Old School will know what I'm talking about.


    As far as the persistence thing, I'm not referring to the kind of straight up situation you'll sometimes get, where they ask you if you'd like to go shopping for Fruit of the Loom and eat Vienna sausage for lunch. A simple "No thanks, I'm not gay." will suffice there, sure.

    I'm referring to other situations.


    The one type could be extremely unpleasant--I am referring to being a captive audience for endless hints, appeals, and entreaties. This happened a lot when I was hitchiking in college, and was a major reason I stopped doing that.

    Especially after I made the colossal blunder of not realizing one guy was gay as hell, and accepted an invitation to "rest a while" at his house, which was "really close by, only a couple minutes away...". People on the road used to offer me money, food, a chance to rest, drinks, drugs, you name it--all without the slightest intention of trying to fuck me--and I was very tired, so I foolishly accepted.

    The minute we walked into his house I knew I had really, really fucked up. It was a classic, cheesy, really overkill seduction routine, right out of a black comedy movie where the guy gets raped and murdered, I swear. Worst of all, the guy was huge, an ex-football player, and I was still my late-blooming skinny college punk self.

    It's quite a long, funny tale, but I managed to keep my clothes on, my sphincter intact, and convinced him to give me a ride back to the highway, even.


    Then there's the other type of situation, where the guy never comes right out and asks if you'd like to go get some Vienna sausage with him, but you know damned well that's what he wants. The attractive women out there will be quite familiar with this scenario.

    They never blatantly hit on you, but there are all these leading questions, flattering compliments, 'friendly' invitations to activities which aren't dates but would give them a chance to further court you, etc. (like this Reading the bookstore is having friday).

    If you come out and say "No thanks, I'm not gay.", it could be extremely rude and/or awkward, even if it did of course get them to leave you alone. It's easier to just smile and politely nod and ease out of there one way or another.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer View Post
    I'm not sure if I should be grateful or offended that I've never been hit on by a guy...
    I was neither grateful nor offended that I was, so no need to be grateful or offended if you're not. Just another line in a pretty minor chapter of life's story.

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    I don't know, but i like gay man. They cool as hell...!!!!!!

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