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    Rubber clothing makes me sad. When it comes to dresses, I'm a size 6. Yay! All good, yeah? The rubber dresses I own are all LARGE. Woe. Angst. I'm so not a large.



    I vent only because I just ordered a new, smexy dress. It's hard to feel smexy when you know you're wearing a large.
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    Default Re: Rubber Makes Me Sad....

    Do you think Pooka's sexy? Sometimes Pooka wears a large.

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    Those size tags LIE!!!!!
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    OMG if you're large what am I now super triple circus tent size? Where did you order your dress? I love me some sexy fetish wear.
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    I wear large panties because of my big ol' childbearing hips. And everyone loves my booty anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    OMG if you're large what am I now super triple circus tent size? Where did you order your dress? I love me some sexy fetish wear.

    Pfft. Ok there skinny!


    Here's the site.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    Rubber clothing makes me sad. When it comes to dresses, I'm a size 6. Yay! All good, yeah? The rubber dresses I own are all LARGE. Woe. Angst. I'm so not a large.



    I vent only because I just ordered a new, smexy dress. It's hard to feel smexy when you know you're wearing a large.
    If you look good in it, who cares if it's a 2x?!
    Some clothes are just made small.
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    How is being a "large" not sexy?
    Marilyn Monroe would be a 16 by today's standards and she was definitely shmexy!

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    girl unfortunately we're all victims of vanity sizing. i saw this on the news a while back. some clothing designers make the clothing and put the wrong size tag on it. it helps them to sell more. so please don't worry it isn't you.

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    Oh god, rubber, pvc and fetish / gothic wear in general makes me sad - almost nothing is made in small sizes, fuck it shits me!!!!! Im glad im not along though, Ive been whinging about it for years by myself and now a thread, ahhhhh! :-D

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    I've never had that problem before...maybe you're ordering from the wrong site! I can't imagine you would be that much bigger than I was before I got knocked up. But goddamn I love me some rubber. Thanks for making me think about it! *prego hormones go into overdrive*

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    Paige, you delicious woman you.....stop being silly! Rip that tag off, strap on your rubber and send me a pic!!!! Hehehe

    I'm most certainly a large, and I feel Super Hero Sexy!




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    i hate shopping for clothes....all designers size things differently. go to one store i'm a medium, go to the next store over i'm an extra large. go ifgure


    and no owrries Paige....you freaking hot! who cares what the tag says

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    It all depends on where you shop. Your hot not matter what the size tag says....it's all just a mind-fuck. You know your uber shexxy!

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    Weird, it's the opposite for me. I'm usually a large, but so much fetish clothing is made for larger women that I'm often a medium...



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    Well the dress arrived. It fits well on everything except my boobs. *sigh* It's too spacious up there for my mini-cans. I cant wait to get cans. Really. Oh well. What sucks is that the medium wouldn't have fit my waist and hips... Can we say torn rubber?
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    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    my poem for paige:

    paige is sexy, paige is hott!
    she should have a real big yacht.

    paige is awesome, paige is rad
    we love it when she's scantily clad.

    paige for one, paige for all
    when i see her pics, in love i fall

    paige in rubber, paige in lace
    I orgasm in her enbrace.

    I love Paige!!! (Dominate me, mistress!)

    oh, and to stay on topic, that's lame. i hate genaric sizing. I wish i lived in the days of easy to find custom sewing and sizing by measurements!

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    ^^^ That soooooooooo made my morning egads! Especially cause you said 'rad'. LMAO!!


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    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    hehe. ya, that's my favourite part too!

    I'm glad you liked it, i was nervous....

    I love writing littlesillies like this, so fun

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