Why does eyelash glue smell like absolute???
Ew. I had a whole list of smelly beauty products earlier but I forgot.
The eyelash glue smell. I shan't soon forget.





Why does eyelash glue smell like absolute???
Ew. I had a whole list of smelly beauty products earlier but I forgot.
The eyelash glue smell. I shan't soon forget.
Mederma. Horrible. Awful. My boobs smell like onions.
I believe you Dottie and you have my support





EWwwww!!!!
Clear gel deoderant after its been on for like 2 hours.
Yea, I hate the smell of deodorant when you can tell it's working. It doesn't smell like BO, but still...
I hate the smell of hair bleach. Yick!
If you think school is hard, try being stupid.





MAC Mascara reeks!





Nasty assed perm smell!
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





Cheap hairspray.![]()





Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
Five-year-old lipstick. I found one of those a couple weeks ago and augh, it was putrid.





Self tanner smell
LOL @ the thread title
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt





I don't know if this counts but vitamins. Yuck. They should just smell like pill, not rectum.





Haha, u kill me^.
Once I got a free sample of that Ojon (sp.) hair conditioner from Ulta.
OMG, I got the worst allergy attack, from the horrible, old lady-perfumy stench. I don't know if it helped condtion my hair or not, since I got like a thimble size amt. for my butt-length hair, but good GOD I couldn't take that smell even if it produced the best effect ever.![]()
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt
yes eyelash glue smells like dirty box....
I really hate the smell of Chanel lipsticks. Like old lady cunt or something.Not that I would know how that smells.
Proactiv sulfur acne mask smells like egg farts. And Vaseline Intensive Care lotions - *barf*.





Yes, those do reek! ^^^^^





Nair and all of those little $1 perfume samples that claim to smell just like expensive perfumes. And hair dye, which someone already mentioned.





it may not smell like butt per se, but it has a weird ooky mental process attached. that powdery, yicky 'fragrance' they put in pads. gah. makes me gaggy.





^^^ Yucky.
Chapstick wif aloe vera in it gives me the willies, smell wise, sometimes.
I agree that eyelash glue does smell like a dirty vagina.
Even though it's not a beauty product, the liquid latex I use for work is by far the worst. Myeyes fucking water. Its soooo bad.
Aussie makes me wanna throw up.
It's not a beauty product, but when I was a teenager I converted my bathroom into a darkroom and spent several hours a day in there. So I often smelled like fixer. It's no wonder I didn't get laid during that time in my life. I have yet to find a smell as NASTY as photographic fixer, especially the concentrate kind I used to buy and mix myself.
I really miss my darkroom, but I don't miss smelling like fixer.





Sulfur is supposed to smell like egg farts.. it's SULFUR.
Anyway...
Yes.. Sulfur....
... hot springs...
..sulfur...
....but.. hot springs....
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
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