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    Why does eyelash glue smell like absolute ???

    Ew. I had a whole list of smelly beauty products earlier but I forgot.

    The eyelash glue smell. I shan't soon forget.

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    Mederma. Horrible. Awful. My boobs smell like onions.
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    EWwwww!!!!

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    Clear gel deoderant after its been on for like 2 hours.

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    Yea, I hate the smell of deodorant when you can tell it's working. It doesn't smell like BO, but still...

    I hate the smell of hair bleach. Yick!
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    MAC Mascara reeks!

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    Nasty assed perm smell!
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    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
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    Cheap hairspray.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post
    Cheap hairspray.


    All I can think of is getting high offa Aquanet and Aussie in the 80s.
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    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    Five-year-old lipstick. I found one of those a couple weeks ago and augh, it was putrid.

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    Self tanner smell
    LOL @ the thread title


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    Selson Blue- & Seabreeze astringent Yuk!
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    Oh, and nope, rubbing titties isn't air dancing.
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    The cut-off age for stripping is when customers stop paying you.

    The end.

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    I don't know if this counts but vitamins. Yuck. They should just smell like pill, not rectum.

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    Haha, u kill me^.
    Once I got a free sample of that Ojon (sp.) hair conditioner from Ulta.
    OMG, I got the worst allergy attack, from the horrible, old lady-perfumy stench. I don't know if it helped condtion my hair or not, since I got like a thimble size amt. for my butt-length hair, but good GOD I couldn't take that smell even if it produced the best effect ever.


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    yes eyelash glue smells like dirty box....

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    Quote Originally Posted by KamrynAnne View Post
    yes eyelash glue smells like dirty box....
    Lol very true!

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    I really hate the smell of Chanel lipsticks. Like old lady cunt or something. Not that I would know how that smells.

    Proactiv sulfur acne mask smells like egg farts. And Vaseline Intensive Care lotions - *barf*.

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    Yes, those do reek! ^^^^^

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    Nair and all of those little $1 perfume samples that claim to smell just like expensive perfumes. And hair dye, which someone already mentioned.






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    it may not smell like butt per se, but it has a weird ooky mental process attached. that powdery, yicky 'fragrance' they put in pads. gah. makes me gaggy.

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    ^^^ Yucky.

    Chapstick wif aloe vera in it gives me the willies, smell wise, sometimes.

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    I agree that eyelash glue does smell like a dirty vagina.

    Even though it's not a beauty product, the liquid latex I use for work is by far the worst. Myeyes fucking water. Its soooo bad.

    Aussie makes me wanna throw up.

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    Much like the eyelash glue, weave glue also smells like a cornicopia(sp?) of fish heads
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    Oh, and nope, rubbing titties isn't air dancing.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    The cut-off age for stripping is when customers stop paying you.

    The end.

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    It's not a beauty product, but when I was a teenager I converted my bathroom into a darkroom and spent several hours a day in there. So I often smelled like fixer. It's no wonder I didn't get laid during that time in my life. I have yet to find a smell as NASTY as photographic fixer, especially the concentrate kind I used to buy and mix myself.

    I really miss my darkroom, but I don't miss smelling like fixer.

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    Sulfur is supposed to smell like egg farts.. it's SULFUR.

    Anyway...

    Yes.. Sulfur....

    ... hot springs...

    ..sulfur...

    ....but.. hot springs....


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