Holy fuck I cant stop laughing at this shit!!
Holy fuck I cant stop laughing at this shit!!





Haha! I saw those a lONG as time ago...my brother used to do them all the time.
That is great! I wish I could get a copy of that for my phone.![]()





I'm boring. I hang up on them as soon as I realise it is one of them. I wish I had the time and energy to do this to them!![]()
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That was F'in hilarious. Thanks!
I've done similiar things. They get all awkward-like. It's cute.




Hahahahaha, thats great.
Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.
I get solicistors calling the agency all the time trying to sell advertising or charities looking for donations not realizing that they called a sexually oriented business. I love pretending like they are customers calling to set up a bachelor party and I start describing the different kinds of shows we have available. Live sex shows are legal in Oregon, and a graphic description of a two girl lesbian fantasy show including toys will generally get them hanging up pretty quickly
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"Go out to Las Vegas, have a couple of drinks, you know, cute little Mexican midget..." LOL. I think we've all been there.
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
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