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    UMMM....yeah....when u have a customer whose crotch is wet. Do you tell them? I had a guy Monday night at work I took into the champagne room and when I sat on his lap, realized he was wet down there. So I sat next to him. I was lucky he mainly wanted to talk and not so much dance. When I did dance, I just pretty much danced in front of him and just put my boobies in his face. I didn't straddle him at all. I thought about making a joke like, "So did u spill your beer down there?" He was a very sweet man and tipped me well. How the fuck do you bring it up? There used to be a guy who came in ALL the time with his crotch area all wet. He would buy dances from me and I would actually go to the bar and get a a towel to put on his lap. I don't know if it's piss, cum, (most likely not cum because they'd already be wet before a dance) or if they spilt something on themselves. Do you say something to them about it? Or work "around it"?

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    ewwww! just work around.

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    I would just tell him his crotch was wet!
    I would not say it in a mean way.
    I'm just like that tho,pretty up front.
    Maybe u could say "hey hunny you're crutch is wet, u prob spilt some drink there, why don't u go dry it under the dryer in the bathroom".

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    Every time that has happened to me I have said something. I dunno, it seems like the nice thing to do. If not for him, certainly for yourself!

    "Hey sweety, what happened here? You're all wet."

    And no matter what the reason is, I never put any part of my body on it! Blech!
    But yes, you should bring it up, tactfully if you can...




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    ^^^yeah, I guess I could have said something like that. If I would've been drunk, I would have been like, "damn, did you piss yourself?!" I'm bad with finding the right thing to say politely

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlatina82 View Post
    ^^^yeah, I guess I could have said something like that. If I would've been drunk, I would have been like, "damn, did you piss yourself?!" I'm bad with finding the right thing to say politely
    LOL way to embarass the poor guy! hahaha

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    sometimes its not worth saying anything because you could embarrass him and loose the money he would have tipped you. I think it all depends on the customer too.... if they are obviously drunk then say something and they will probably have a laugh but if he is a nice sweet guy who does tip well then just smile and work around it. He would probably die if he knew though.....lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket10 View Post
    sometimes its not worth saying anything because you could embarrass him and loose the money he would have tipped you. I think it all depends on the customer too.... if they are obviously drunk then say something and they will probably have a laugh but if he is a nice sweet guy who does tip well then just smile and work around it. He would probably die if he knew though.....lol
    That's what I was worried about! Didn't want to lose the money!! But I'm also talking about other customers in general who occasionly come in with a wet crotch. WTF!? Is it a guy thing to piss yourself and be unaware of it?

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    lol.... Oh God I dont know what the hell it is sometimes! I think if it was piss you could probably smell it though ( oh thats disgusting ) so I would say its either cum or drink, it could be cum from the dance before............. you would think that they would know if they had pissed themselves. They could just keep coming in their pants over and over again hahaha oh thats so funny!
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    I once danced for this guy. He was in his 30, and truly looked like he didn't belong at the club. He had tons of money, very attractive, tall, really handsome, well spoken, etc. He took me for a VIP show. In the middle of the dance he grabs my waist really tight and hugs me, and I'm like....ummmm....wtf!!! anyways, a couple of seconds later he lets me go, I stand up and he is all wet down there. He tells me to go on and I told him that I was sorry, but he had already came and that I wasn't going to sit on that or anything. He didn't get mad and said that it was fine. Gave me a really good tip and we left.

    I went to the dressing room feeling so dirty, like it was all over me. I cleaned myself a little and when I went back to the floor he was taking another girl for a lap dance or a VIP show, I'm not sure.

    I was like, oh my god, he is all wet! She's gonna have to sit on that.....ewwwww...

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    Sometimes a customer can leak enough pre-cum for a dancer to perceive the wetness.

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    part of me says don't make it a point to say shit but on the other hand, that's his BODILY FLUID! andyou know he felt it come out, you know he knows his pants are wet.

    if he didnt want you to notice he woulda done something about it, like clean it up maybe?

    Fucking foul.

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    sorry to get a little too vulgur....but whats SOOO disgusting is when the guy cums in his pants...thats happened to me a few times in vip.....EWWW....its probably all wet in their underwear and its like they dont care!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tart View Post
    part of me says don't make it a point to say shit but on the other hand, that's his BODILY FLUID! andyou know he felt it come out, you know he knows his pants are wet.

    if he didnt want you to notice he woulda done something about it, like clean it up maybe?

    Fucking foul.
    Eh...I honestly think there are some idiots who don't realize they've spilt something on themselves. If this guy in particular felt whatever come out, I'm sure he would've noticed. I'm thinking he spilt something on himself. But other guys....who seem drunk i'm assuming just pissed themselves or came and they are too drunk to realize.

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    Ew. This happens alot to me. It's pooka-air-dance city when it does.

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    Some men leak ALOT of preejaculate. It could be that.

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    Could be sweat too. Some guys are just really sweaty, especially in the groin.

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    Yes, I always wonder about this. When they are like, come have a seat on my lap and their lap is wet. They have got to know there lap is wet, why are they asking my do sit on their wet lap???

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    Wow I can honestly say i've never seen a guy with a wet crotch in the club. I've had many many many guys cum from a dance... but the spot isnt really that noticeable

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally View Post
    Wow I can honestly say i've never seen a guy with a wet crotch in the club. I've had many many many guys cum from a dance... but the spot isnt really that noticeable
    Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I've had guys cum from a dance and the spot isn't like huge or anything. This guy in the champagne room and others had big wet spots as though they pissed or spilt something on themselves.

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    ewww. thank G-d for airdances! gross.


    seriously, can't a guy get an infection or something from spilling yeasty beer on his penis.

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    Yuck, unfortunately I've seen that a few times. Then I get all paranoid. Do cold things ever feel wet to you guys? I'll brush a guys lap and be like "eee! wet! or just cold? hmmm..." LOL



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lena View Post
    Yuck, unfortunately I've seen that a few times. Then I get all paranoid. Do cold things ever feel wet to you guys? I'll brush a guys lap and be like "eee! wet! or just cold? hmmm..." LOL
    lol yup that rings a bell!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lena View Post
    Yuck, unfortunately I've seen that a few times. Then I get all paranoid. Do cold things ever feel wet to you guys? I'll brush a guys lap and be like "eee! wet! or just cold? hmmm..." LOL
    Haha, yes, I do this too. Or I get paranoid because it'll start to feel warm or something and I'll be sure they somehow snuck out their little peepee when I wasn't paying attention and I'll freak out thinking I was grinding on their bare dick so I jump up immediately and it turns out I was just making things up. Yuck! Better safe than sorry though, haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post
    Haha, yes, I do this too. Or I get paranoid because it'll start to feel warm or something and I'll be sure they somehow snuck out their little peepee when I wasn't paying attention and I'll freak out thinking I was grinding on their bare dick so I jump up immediately and it turns out I was just making things up. Yuck! Better safe than sorry though, haha.
    haha this just made me think about a reg at my club- hes NOTORIOUS for pulling his dick out during dances! youll be dancing for him and turn around and his dick will be out!!!!!! then he wants the girl to grind on it! the sad thing is- alot of girls dance for him because he spends ALOT of money...one girl (the club whore, well one of them) actually had sex with the guy on the floor- for the low low (like $40) !!!!!

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