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    The face touchers! When they run their hands all over your face and try to stick their fingers in your mouth! I had a guy doing that today! ARGH! I scrubbed myself GOOD tonight!
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    Oh my goodness thats disgusting! I would've stuck my foot up his a**!

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    OMG! He tried to stick his fingers in your mouth?

    I would've been like, ok, we're done.

    That's gross. You never know.....

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    eww... penis fingers in your mouth? sick

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    OMG!!! I've never had that happen! I would've smacked him in the face if he tried to stick his fingers in my mouth!!! Ughh, men are just plain gross!!!

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    I've totally had that happen. More times than I care to remember. My creepiest customer thing, though, is when they say they want to "make love with" me, especially when coupled with "all night long." I don't know why, but for some reason that makes me want to puke up everything I've ever eaten.
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    i really dont like anyone, apart from my boyfriends, touching my face, i probably would have smacked him in the mouth out of pure reflex!
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    You put fingers around my mouth and I'll bite the fuckers off! XDD
    And it would be purely a reflex.

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    that IS creepy!!! i had a guy a while back keep touching my cheeks and jawline and being like "oh your skin is so soft and perfect" and brushing my hair out of my face. like i was a doll. SO EFFING CREEPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Gross!

    I've only been dancing a month and had my first really creepy customer. He would stare at me until I met his eyes then do this really disgusting tongue roll thing and lick his lips. I don't know what it was about it, but it made me want to vomit.

    When I told the other girl I was dancing with, she told me about how a while back they had a whole slew of customers that liked to blow on the girls. What the fuck is that?

    Men are so weird.

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    I don't let custys touch my face. It's too intimate. I'd rather have somebody grab my boob or my ass. Seriously, it's creepy.I have this one customer who would sniff me when I was dancing. I don't dance for that guy anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twisterinAZ View Post
    I don't let custys touch my face. It's too intimate. I'd rather have somebody grab my boob or my ass. Seriously, it's creepy.I have this one customer who would sniff me when I was dancing. I don't dance for that guy anymore.
    This reminds me of this movie I recently watched called PERFUME - adds a whole new level of creepiness to the sniffers!

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    The only thing that really stands out as gross and creepy to me was having a guy put his hands underneath my armpits while I was giving a dance (didn't last long). Uggghhhh yuck.

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    most dancers hate 2 be touched i really dont mind if they play with my hair.but trying 2 stick his fingers in your mouth NASTY!where was the bouncer?what about the bartender she should cut him off

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    I hated it when they talked about licking me up and down, licking every inch of my body. Dude, you're not R. Kelly, so STFU already! Besides, licking my knees isn't going to do much for me.

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    Barfffff.
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    One time this guy wanted to "massage" my face because he said it would "feel good" and be "relaxing." I talked him down to a shoulder rub in VIP, and while my back was to him he reached over and grappled at my face with his big grimy paws. Like really pressing in my eyeballs and moving my nose around and weird, gropy stuff. He only did it for a second before I stopped him, and I understand that he was not trying to hurt me, but it neither felt good physically nor was an awesome moment to share with him.

    I dated a cute boy once who liked to touch my face, and it was adorable and nerdy. I am going to focus on those incidences of face-touching and not the creepier one I just detailed so I don't lose any sleep tonight. *Shudder*

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