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    ok i havent had the chance to get my cat spayed yet...i still have to get her shots before they will spay her. then ill have to wait a while after the shots...so on (im not neglecting my cat....her appt for her shots is next week). she is in heat right now and will NOT stop crieng! and its soo loud! loud enough to keep me up all night! anyone know how i could calm her hot ass down until i can get her spayed??? please!!!!

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    Do they make little kitty vibrators?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Do they make little kitty vibrators?
    i freakin wish!

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    That's funny, I think my little shih-tzu bitch is horny even when she isn't in heat. When I had a boyfriend that use to come over she would start riding the floor almost immediately and when we would have sex she would be riding the rug next to the bed, lol. Get her a little stuffed animal, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Do they make little kitty vibrators?
    LOL, can you imagine getting a cat off on a vibrator? Unless they could do it themselves, I'd be pretty weirded out using it on my cat.

    Ahem.

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    Default Re: horny cat is driving me CRAAZZZYYY

    Tuna fish flavored with NyQuil? bath tub of icewater?

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    It's called Catnip! That's their "orgasm" supposedly tho' mine never took to it.

    Just make damn sure she stays LOCKED UP INSIDE. The MINUTE (and I mean MINUTE) she can see an exit she will use it and then she will be back and pregnant. Cats in heat are very devious and cunning. Do not under-estimate her. EVER.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldCoastGirl View Post
    It's called Catnip! That's their "orgasm" supposedly tho' mine never took to it.

    Just make damn sure she stays LOCKED UP INSIDE. The MINUTE (and I mean MINUTE) she can see an exit she will use it and then she will be back and pregnant. Cats in heat are very devious and cunning. Do not under-estimate her. EVER.
    oh yes, i NEVER let my cat outside! i dont want her pregnant plus i dont want her to catch fleas. for some reason she wont have much to do with catnip either!

    "Tuna fish flavored with NyQuil? bath tub of icewater?"
    i couldnt tell if you were being serious or sarcastic lol!
    i wouldnt think i could give her nyquil....but would it hurt her?

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    I wouldn't risk it.

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    Egads NEVER give a cat NyQuil.
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    NyQuil already makes MY heart beat like crazy.... think about a cat's little heart!

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    lol ok...im glad someone clarified that before my wheels started turning!

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    is there not some kinda cat version of nyquil or something? or just something to chill her out?

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    Tranquilizers. You get them from your vet.

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    so pretty much either way imma have to wait to get to my vet. well, damn.

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    oops forgot the smiley

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    Default Re: horny cat is driving me CRAAZZZYYY

    yeah nyquil has tylenol in it, and as far as i understand, any amount of tylenol is poisonous to a kitty..

    ive never had an animal that wasnt fixed.. well myboy cat wasnt fixed until the day after we got him...so glad ive never had to deal with a horny animal,lol


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