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    1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

    2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

    3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

    4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

    5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed [or any of Rush Limbaugh’s four marriages that ended in divorce].

    6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

    7. Gay parents who DO raise children obviously will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

    8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

    9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

    10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

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    nice. that made me chuckle. reminds me kinda of the movie But I'm A Cheerleader with natasha lyonne. same mentality (gay girl sent off to "rehab" her homosexuality in a camp- hilarious, see it if you haven't).

    Love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post
    nice. that made me chuckle. reminds me kinda of the movie But I'm A Cheerleader with natasha lyonne. same mentality (gay girl sent off to "rehab" her homosexuality in a camp- hilarious, see it if you haven't).
    Thanks,
    I never heard of the movie but it sounds hilarious:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0179116/

    I'm going to rent it and watch it.

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    Oh, it's so damn funny! RuPaul plays the camp counselor. I love that!

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    i liked that too yek, cracked me up! the cast of it is just hilarious is general... so many big names.

    Love it!

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    Heh nice
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    I have that as a blog on my Myspace.
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    Send that one to Tom Tancredo :-) (Conservative, Homophobic, Xenophobic Congressman with the stupidity to run for President in 2008 )

    The Chipotle that opened above the Human Rights Campaign in DC is perhaps his biggest nightmare.

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    I was actually talking about this with a coworker tonight. It's amazing that we pretend like it's either straight marriage or the destruction of the institution altogether. Idiotic.

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    I'm not entirely convinced that destruction of marriage as a legal institution would be a bad thing. Its primary purpose is religious, and now that women aren't chattel to be bought and sold I see no reason why the state should get involved in sexual unions. A piece of paper from the state is not sacred; in my opinion, marriage ceremonies ought to be private religious affairs to be handled according to the particular religious institutions requiring them. People will pair off (or occasionally group off) regardless of whether the state blesses it, so what's the point of getting the government involved?

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    In the same spirit, I thought you ladies might enjoy the contents of a letter that I wrote and was published in The Arizona Republic a few years ago on this subject...

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    Marriage already ruined by heteros

    Jul. 21, 2003 12:00 AM

    There are fairy-tale marriages and there are abusive marriages.

    There are marriages of convenience and there are shotgun marriages.

    There are first, second and third marriages and there are starter marriages.

    There are covenant marriages and there are open marriages. There are May-December marriages that last a lifetime and there are Hollywood marriages that barely last a month.

    There are marriages performed by priests, rabbis and justices of the peace, and there are marriages performed by Elvis impersonators.

    Despite all this, thousands of people continue to get married every year. So pardon me if I find it hard to believe same-sex marriage will undermine our society. As heterosexuals, we have already done an excellent job of that.


    Bradford

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    I loved it when a rather conservative, straight male co-worker of mine said "I totally support gay marriage. Gay people have just as much right to be as miserable as us straight people."

    Sums it up beautifully!

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    ^^^Hahahahaha! XD


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    It disgusts me how asshats like Rick Santorum are constantly condemning homosexuals as AIDS-vectoring butt sluts, yet forbid them to have committed relationships.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I'm not entirely convinced that destruction of marriage as a legal institution would be a bad thing. Its primary purpose is religious, and now that women aren't chattel to be bought and sold I see no reason why the state should get involved in sexual unions. A piece of paper from the state is not sacred; in my opinion, marriage ceremonies ought to be private religious affairs to be handled according to the particular religious institutions requiring them. People will pair off (or occasionally group off) regardless of whether the state blesses it, so what's the point of getting the government involved?
    Exactly how I feel.

    I just thought it was funny that a hard-core preacher was preaching about the immorality of being gay...



    Only to be outed as a gay himself.

    Ironic, eh?

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    They're always the ones. We used to laugh at the suburban dads cruising our hot gay friend on the weekend and going back to the wife the next morning. Sanctity of marriage my ass.

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    Rick Santorum's intolerance helped UN-elect him in 2006. First the "man on dog" comment ...then preaching to families about staying home with kids. Yet he thinks it's "good" for the welfare parent to work b/c it teaches "responsibility"

    Marraige is a right-wing plot anyway. It stems revolutions and maintains social order. Believe me, many more people would be politically active if they weren't encumbered with marraige. Think about it. The ruling class doesn't want that...never did. (I'm only half kidding)

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