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    Default Irvine cop ejaculates on a motorist but escapes criminal liability

    No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it.

    When the case went to trial, however, defense attorney Al Stokke argued that Park wasn’t responsible for making sticky all over the woman’s sweater. He insisted that she made the married patrolman make the mess—after all, she was on her way home from work as a dancer at Captain Cream Cabaret.

    “She got what she wanted,” said Stokke. “She’s an overtly sexual person.”


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    As if watching a volley in tennis, the heads of the male-dominated jury spun from Stokke back to Lucy, who sat in the witness box. She said no, but it was hopeless. Jurors stared at her without a hint of sympathy.

    In his closing argument, Stokke pounced. He called Lucy one of those “girls who have learned the art of the tease, getting what they want . . . they’ve learned to separate men from their money.”

    Kamiabipour wasn’t amused. “Dancer or not, sexually promiscuous nor not, she had the right not to consent,” she told jurors. “[Park] doesn’t get a freebie just because of who she is . . . He used her like an object.”

    http://www.ocweekly.com/news/news/il...park-ed/26661/
    What a travesty of 'justice'.

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    Grrr! They should've sent him to prison to star in his own bukkake video.

    My #1 fear as a dancer was always the fear of getting pulled over on the way home from work. I've always been terrified of what the police - especially the LAPD - would do to me, accuse me of, or plant on me, simply because I had all that makeup on and a stripper bag in the trunk. I'm always 100% strictly observant of all traffic laws between home and the club!

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    Default Re: Irvine cop ejaculates on a motorist but escapes criminal liability

    defense attorney Al Stokke argued that Park wasn’t responsible for making sticky all over the woman’s sweater. He insisted that she made the married patrolman make the mess—after all, she was on her way home from work as a dancer at Captain Cream Cabaret.

    So, it's her fault that the cop is a f*cking moron and doesn't know how to control his sexual urges?

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    omg this is a little too close to home for comfort.... *shudders...* i don't even think i know how to respond to this. ugh.

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    Default Re: Irvine cop ejaculates on a motorist but escapes criminal liability

    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Grrr! They should've sent him to prison to star in his own bukkake video.

    My #1 fear as a dancer was always the fear of getting pulled over on the way home from work. I've always been terrified of what the police - especially the LAPD - would do to me, accuse me of, or plant on me, simply because I had all that makeup on and a stripper bag in the trunk. I'm always 100% strictly observant of all traffic laws between home and the club!
    Me, too, Yek. Especially around here with the psycho backwoods small town corrupt bible pushers around here....

    This was so disgusting. Why do we have to put up with this?

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    I'm glad to read she at least got $400,000 out of it though. The PD knew he was full of shit. It sounds like he's not even an officer any longer.


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    I'm glad she got $400,000! Good for her! She never has to strip again! She can lay back, go to school or start a business, and set herself up for a really nice life.

    That cop's life is ruined, whether or not he went to jail, everyone knows he's a lecherous pervert.

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    It makes me sick that he was able to stalk strippers, force a lady to perform sex acts and hide behind his badge. The story itself screams sexual predator.

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    I'm just stunned. At least she got a settlement from the Police Department...too bad their admission along with his was not enough to get him sent to prision. What's wrong with the system?

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    That's disgusting. That guy should lose his badge.

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    Default Re: Irvine cop ejaculates on a motorist but escapes criminal liability

    Ok new rule ladies....

    If your in your car,NEVER roll down your window for an Irvin Cop,or a female astronaught in diapers,wearing a fake wig and dark glasses.

    Just kidding.


    I cant belive this guy got off!!!

    Oh wait....

    ummmm....


    Never mind.

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    Default Re: Irvine cop ejaculates on a motorist but escapes criminal liability

    So if it was Brooke Shields saying, "Nothing comes between me and my Calvins?" she'd be asking for it? Oo

    At least this poor girl did get some restitution.

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    Default Re: Irvine cop ejaculates on a motorist but escapes criminal liability

    What about a civil suit?

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    Default Re: Irvine cop ejaculates on a motorist but escapes criminal liability

    Quote Originally Posted by Strippertron5000 View Post
    What about a civil suit?
    "Irvine city officials must have doubted his story, too. After an exhaustive police internal affairs investigation, they felt it was prudent to give Lucy $400,000 to make her civil lawsuit go away—for fear a jury might give her much more."


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    Default Re: Irvine cop ejaculates on a motorist but escapes criminal liability

    I didn't think it could happen... but reading the article itself made the case that much more vomit-worthy.


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    Holy crap! That's some messed up stuff right there!

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    Default Re: Irvine cop ejaculates on a motorist but escapes criminal liability

    Wow!! That is twisted!

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