Okay im down in the dumps and need some funny stories or something to cheer me up...
So come on people cheer me up!
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Okay im down in the dumps and need some funny stories or something to cheer me up...
So come on people cheer me up!




here's a joke:
what did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"if we don't get some support we'll be nuts!"
LoL that actually made me laugh
Thanks
Uhm... I have nothing.
Funny pictures work?
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More cats! Cause nothing cheers Cally up like pussy
http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/ind...ow=no&large=no
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





Just go onto you tube. You will find MORE than enough humour there - it always cheers me up![]()
enter: E3167322D9 for your 10% discount
LMAO I love you guys!
I made MYSELF laugh, which is nice.




i LOVE cats! thanks for posting that link.




I love this one! Always makes me laugh!
Last edited by Sinder; 02-25-2007 at 07:03 PM.



Cally, I have this story, straight from the Reverend Zephyr, the man who uplifts all of our spirits and is therefore referred to as our Spirit Bra.
I have posted this story before, but it has probably been a couple of years so everyone has forgotten it by now.
The Pope went on a tour of Italy, and was visited by The Seven Dwarfs. He gave a brief talk on the subject of Comparative Religions, and asked if there were any questions. A hand went up in the back of the room, belonging to Dopey.
"Mr. Pope! Are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?" asked Dopey.
The Pope gave a silent chuckle, then shook his head sadly. "No, Dopey, I am afraid there aren't any dwarf nuns in Rome."
Dopey raised his hand again. "Are there any dwarf nuns in Italy?" he asked.
Again, the Pope shook his head and replied, "No, Dopey, I'm afraid there aren't."
Dopey then jumped up and down, raised his hand, and asked, "Mr. Pope? Are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"
The Pope smiled a kindly smile, and again shook his head. "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
At that moment, silently at first, but growing louder, the other dwarfs began to chant...."Dopey screwed a penguin........Dopey screwed a penguin......"
My latest conspiracy theory: I am convinced that Dick Cheney is, in reality, Elmer Fudd.





that was great!
Love it!
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