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    BrunetteGoddess
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    Default Life.....

    ....sucks big time right now.


    That is all

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    Quote Originally Posted by CorsicaFire View Post
    ....sucks big time right now.


    That is all
    Agreed.

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    I don't know whether to be angry or sad first. I fucking broke down in my Al anon meeting yesterday (Its community service I have to do)

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    I can only suggest a few things that have worked for me in the past. Some of them have come from email lists I have received, and some were inspirations that came upon me in the express check out line.

    1) Go to church. When the offering plate comes by, stand up and clap your hands, then say loudly, "Oooh! For me?"

    2) Go to WalMart. Buy a cucumber and have it gift wrapped. On the card, write "To the Sisters of Dominican Convent: Enjoy!"

    3) Fake having phone sex in the express checkout line at WalMart.

    4) Another WalMart:
    Women: Go to Customer Service and ask, loudly, why they no longer carry 38DD bras.
    Men: Fill a shopping cart full of condom boxes. At the checkout say, loudly, "I hope these are all better than the last batch! They all broke!"

    5) Go to the library. Ask the old lady behind the counter (All libraries have one) if they have any books on Dildography.

    6) Go to the zoo. Then run out, waving your arms, and screaming, "My God! They've all escaped!"

    7) Go downtown. Sell some t-shirts in front of the Federal Building that say "IRS: the Institute for Rectal Sex"

    WalMart, again: Go to Customer Service and ask if there have been any money transfers from Oaxaca, Bogota, or Tangiers.

    9) Go to the Clothing departments. On the little slips of paper that say "Inspected by #141" write "Who Quit Yesterday"

    10) Go to the post office and ask how much it costs if you mail your tax return and your plea bargain in the same envelope.
    My latest conspiracy theory: I am convinced that Dick Cheney is, in reality, Elmer Fudd.

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    go for a drink and dinner with a funny flamboyant gay guy... that's what i did today

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