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    Argh! I'm SO sick of men that ask 'Why' to the stupidest shit.

    Why do you get a rosella for a pet?

    Why did you only get one nipple pierced?

    Why are you drinking lemonade instead of coke?

    Like, really!!! Dude, I got one a rosella because I WANTED to... I got one nipple pierced because I WANTED to... I am drinking lemonade because I WANT to!

    And of course, when you say 'Because I wanted to'... they just go, "Well, yeah, of course you did... but why?!"

    Like there's some deep god damn reason I don't like coke.

    I want to start inventing things.

    "I only got one nipple pierced because once I was robbed and a man asked for all my rings... so I gave him my right nipple ring!"

    ... because apparently, that's the story they want... or something.


    I -hate- having to justify my reasoning for everything. Why can't you ever want or not want something in this industry?

    Don't want to drink? Why? 'cause I don't want to. Why? 'cause I fricken don't WANT to.

    Geezus Christ. Not everything has a reason. Lay off.


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    Default Re: Because I Wanted To, That's Why!

    Heh, I feel ya. The but WHY don't you want to drink kills me. Um...cuz?? Isn't that a reason? I looked at a reg yesterday and poked him in the belly and said "THAT'S why". Heh. Shut him up pretty quick. Love the nipple ring story lol.
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    Default Re: Because I Wanted To, That's Why!

    I just remembered another one. "Why do you strip?"

    And 'Because I wanted to' never seems to be the right answer. One can't possibly WANT to strip... noooo! They must have been molested, or drug addicts, or sex addicts...

    Damn, can't a woman WANT anything?

    .... /rant


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    Default Re: Because I Wanted To, That's Why!

    Reminds me of my 6 year old godson. At least children have an excuse, they have a lot to learn about the way the world works. But grown men? Very annoying I agree.

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    Hahaha, this made me laugh. I get nonsense like this CONSTANTLY. I look (and act) very different from most of my coworkers, and I'm sure it's these qualities that inspire the barrage of idiotic questions.

    Why is your hair short? (Because I cut it this way)
    Why did you get that tattoo? (Because I thought it would be neat, and it was)
    Why are you drinking water? (Because I'm thirsty)
    Why won't you give me your number (Because you're BORING)
    Why are you a stripper if you're so smart? Shouldn't you be an English teacher or something? (Shut up, mofo.)

    Lilith, What's a rosella?

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    The following conversation happened last night:

    Customer: "No touch?"

    Me: *shakes head*

    Customer: "Why?"

    Me: "Because I fucking said so!"

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    A rosella @ http://photos.rnr.id.au/birds_rosella.html

    When I was doing PP more actively and the guys would taunt me as to why I didn't want to drink alcohol I would just state hard and fast with all seriousness: Because I am driving thus I cannot drink unless you want to give me $1000 right now to pay for any possible fines and loss of income due to my license being suspended.

    That shut them up pretty quick. A bit long winded yet it did get them off my back.

    Otherwise the short answer I will use in the club mainly would be: "Because it is empty calories" or "Because I am driving" or "Because I don't drink it anymore".

    Yet I'm in total agreement. Preaching to this choir - AMEN !


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    Default Re: Because I Wanted To, That's Why!

    yeah it is quite annoying...i usualy jus give short answers..or answers theyd wanna hear.

    usally to 'why do u strip?'

    i jus giggle and say something like 'oh i jus love dancing naked'
    haha usually gives em a kick.

    but ya i hate when they ask annoying questions. i dont get them alot, but when i do , its like...uh......

    i guess i shud think of some stupid answers- hey stupid questions get stupid answers. but usually ill jus make up something haha or jus simply say ' cuz *I* think its COOOOL"
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    "Want a drink?"
    "No thanks."
    "Why not."
    "I don't drink at work."
    "Why not?"
    "Oh, giggle, I have a strict no-getting-drunk-on-six-inch-heels policy."

    This generally distracts them from the drinking to the shoes, which they then examine as if they're never seen a pair before. Whatever, it shuts them up.

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    Default Re: Because I Wanted To, That's Why!

    Quote Originally Posted by Minette View Post
    This generally distracts them from the drinking to the shoes, which they then examine as if they're never seen a pair before.
    LOL this happens to me all the time.
    For me, usually it happens like this, though:
    "WHY are you so tall?" (I'm 5'8", i wear 7inch)
    I just point to the shoes.
    The guy's eyes get all big as he investigates them.
    Ha!

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    My favorite answer to "Why are you working here" is:
    Wouldn't you, if you could?

    Say it with a big, delighted grin and they will shut the fuck up.

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    Default Re: Because I Wanted To, That's Why!

    Close, vee! My rosella isn't crimson, it's eastern... as seen here.



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    cutest picture ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    and i know what you mean. i get "what's your tattoo mean" (to the one on my back) all the time and when i say "it's a heart with branches" they respond with "but what does it mean" i respond with "nothing" and they KEEP PRYING about it.

    the truth is, it has a meaning, but it's personal and if i bring it up it only makes the conversation more and more irritating. i also get "why did you pierce....." and 1000 other "whys" related to stupid shit, like "why did you paint your nails blue?"

    probably the only one i don't mind is "why did you name your dog turtle?" because at least that makes sense as a question.

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    off topic sorry, but LM where did u get that tank? its so cute..so is the bird!!!!

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    Oh, I got my shirt in Huntington Beach, California... at a new sex shop on Heil and Beach.


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    Default Re: Because I Wanted To, That's Why!

    You take the cutest pictures Lilith. Men just like to be nosey, and they don't actually think it through before saying it.

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    Default Re: Because I Wanted To, That's Why!

    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    Close, vee! My rosella isn't crimson, it's eastern... as seen here.

    Aw cuuuuuuuute! And i also love the shirt!

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