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    For you bitches who missed it!!

    One of my fave moments from stripperfest key west: Pizza Ho!! Dancing on the counter at the pizza place is apparently a really profitable endeavor. Perhaps I should switch careers?





    The funniest part is I got a bunch of cash for showing nothing, but flashed the guys working there for pizza. LOL!!

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    Oh my effin goolash! These betches can turn anywhere into a strip club!!!!! You better have wished Pooka was there sticking her at you.

    Sexy hoes!!!

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    Mmmm, I'm now hungry... and horny.

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    AUGH! This... was..... in the.... same state.... and I missed... it! AUGH!
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    *wishes to have seen B on a counter at a pizza place* i wish i had been able to come.. next year i'll be there!!!

    Love it!

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    OMG I think I have a crush on you now.

    lol

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    hottt! awesome. free pizza!

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    SWEET!

    You are so smokin' hot!

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    Haha you rock B!!!
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette View Post
    One of my fave moments from stripperfest key west: Pizza Ho!! Dancing on the counter at the pizza place is apparently a really profitable endeavor. Perhaps I should switch careers?





    The funniest part is I got a bunch of cash for showing nothing, but flashed the guys working there for pizza. LOL!!
    Hell you guys should have made a video. I would have bought it, because I could not make it! Let the profit go to the website,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette View Post
    The funniest part is I got a bunch of cash for showing nothing, but flashed the guys working there for pizza. LOL!!
    I wish I had gotten a picture!!! I was too busy fighting with a lunatic for my pizza and watching Djoser kick that dudes ass (well, almost), haha! I made a bunch of cash too, and got some delicious pizza out of the deal. I think we each flashed one boobie.
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    Dont worry girls....with all the guys there taking pics and video of you ...I'm sure it'll be on You Tube soon!
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    hahah thats hilarious.... how did u end up getting on the counter??? a heavy night of partying????

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    When I vacationed in Key West this summer, I ate pizza there! (It's right outside a SC on the main drag, yes?). Alas, when I was there, there were no gorgeous, topless redheads on the counter. Just a stoned young man who gave me too much ice in my diet coke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    I wish I had gotten a picture!!! I was too busy fighting with a lunatic for my pizza and watching Djoser kick that dudes ass (well, almost), haha! I made a bunch of cash too, and got some delicious pizza out of the deal. I think we each flashed one boobie.
    See Proof DJOser is Brian Fury!!!

    You could say he went all Brian Fury on him! lol

    That must of upped the weirdness factor of key west a bit...

    Now your all going to wirte a book.... "How to get free shit in Key West"

    Oh and Paige, if Key west is in the same state why the bloody hell is it so far away?
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    I really wish I was there now. Reminds of me B hanging out the back of the limo mooing the guys in the truck. B you wild one you
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    Quote Originally Posted by cherryripeboy View Post

    Oh and Paige, if Key west is in the same state why the bloody hell is it so far away?



    Because Florida = hell. It exists to torment me.
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    That's great !!!! I want to see more pics!

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    ^^ Well you've seen what I put as my current location right? I should actually change it to Tartarus, or something, but bleh
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    Quote Originally Posted by cherryripeboy View Post
    See Proof DJOser is Brian Fury!!!
    Or a chick... wasn't this one LO

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    Wow! My 2 favorite things in the world. Pizza and boobies, not necessarily in that order. You may be on to something here. "Appearing this weekend in a limited engagment at a Pizza Hut near you....."

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    Love the glasses, B.
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    I suck at life

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    The guy who works the little concept bar across from that pizzeria (at the entrance to the wide access aisle into the complex) stopped by my club the next night.

    He was really cool, but he said that we ruined his wet T-shirt contest he was going to have, lol. But he said that the pizza guys loved it because Bridgette and AndyGirl gave the pizza guys a bunch of the money.

    He saw I had pushed this guy into the street (the one who took a bite of Andygirl's pizza). He didn't know what happened, but he wanted to make sure "everything was alright", which was pretty cool of him--I thought he was going to tell me I was in trouble at first.

    Seriously, though, it was a total mob scene--all these guys were pushing to try to get closer and trying to film it with cellphones, etc.
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    Shit your hot

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