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    a customer was going around asking for sex on saturday night, obviously none of the girls perfom such services in our club (its an open lap dance area with controllers) anywho id had a shitty night along with everyone else, so when he asked me about sex i thought why not.

    "honey, im sorry, but i cant have sex with you, but, i can give you a blow job if you take me for a lapdance"

    "sounds great. you sure i get a blowjob tho right?"

    "absolutley"

    so we get in there, he gives me the money for a dance (i didnt upsell him or anything just sold a standerd dance) then called a waitress over and ordered 2 blowjobs in front of him (shots). still he didnt get it.

    the rules are strict on not touching between the legs, and we only have to warn them 3 times before we can get up, and walk away and get the guy kicked out. well i gave him 4 chances, and still he kept trying to grab my pussy. i got up and walked to the controller. she called security.

    they asked him to leave, he said no, and sat back down, they asked him again, and warned if he didnt leave willingly theyd have to make him.... the guy went to punch security- who in turn punched the custy out cold.

    hmmmm. i know karma owes me something for this one, sure i didnt put him in the situation to get beat up- he did that himself, but i do sorta feel sneaky about the blowjob thing.

    the other dancers thought i was genuis tho.

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    that's the reason why i never did the whole sneaky wording thing. it can get ugly.
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    I've pretended like I was gonna meet custies later to sleep with them just to get extra dances. In fact, I have a "fuck date" for tomorrow night. I feel bad that some dude is going to be sitting there waiting for me. Really, but I would probably have called to "cancel" if he wasn't grabbing my pussy every second of every dance. I'm still deciding if i should even try to find his number in my mess of papers from that night.

    Meh, I mean... it's a sucky thing to do... but he only got knocked out because he was about to hit a bouncer.... what a dumbass.
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    Well, I wouldn't lose major sleep over it because you didn't intend for that to be the result and he chose his reaction, but the problem I have with practical jokes that go wrong is that, in this case, it contributed to creating a situation for your security folks. That would best be avoided.

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    When the ones who prowl for sex at a strip club (for goddness sake there are three legal brothels 10 minutes from Surfers!!) get to me and I don't even want to bother selling them a lap dance (as they all are awful to deal with if you do guaranteed) ..................... I'm evil.

    I tell them... "Go to my pimp and tell him that you want to have sex with me." and direct them to a bouncer. Usually the bouncer I direct them to is in on it with me (as in I have established a relationship with the bouncer so that he knows I will send those sorts of guys his way).

    ......unfortunately I don't get the opportunity at my current club here at home as they would be on him and kicking him out pretty damn quickly... there wouldn't even be a chance for me to 'play' with him :evil:

    It's always funny to see them realise they are now about to be kicked out. LOL.


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    Cant you get in trouble for even saying that? If that was vice, you could be arrested for even promising that , right?

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    You told him he'd get a blow job and that's what he got.
    I've done stuff like this before. One time on stage this guy asked to see my earring. I knew he was talking about my hood ring since you can see the shape of it if I'm wearing white thongs. I told him I'd show him my earring for $20, he gave me the twenty and I showed him my ear. He said, no that earring while pointing to my crotch. I said that's a hood ring, you asked for an earring. His friend thought it was funny as shit!

    It's the old stirp club addage .....you'll never get laid but you'll get fucked everytime.

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    i agree with the other dancers... you are a genius!!!

    as buffie mentioned above, i think you can get in trouble just for promising sexual favors. but the guy obviously wasn't an undercover cop, plus the "blowjob" was merely a shot and you didn't let the guy touch you, so i wouldn't worry about prostitution shit. haha, i think your scam was brilliant! sometimes its the only way to make money off of these creeps, cuz they just won't accept a clean dance.

    i wouldn't feel guilty at all if i were you. it's not like you would have pulled that scam on a total decent guy. this guy was a dirtbag who was looking for sexual favors and that is not only disgusting but an illegal activity. you did a good thing by getting him kicked out and saving other dancers from getting their pussies grabbed!

    plus he tried to punch a bouncer... he DESERVED to be knocked the fuck out!
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    Default Re: still undecided if i feel bad or not

    Any asshole who comes into a stripclub and is a total pig like that deserves every shitty thing he gets. He was actually going around and asking for sex, huh?? Nice. And that blowjob thing, very clever

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    ok ok, so i dont feel totally shit. but the dude got knocked out that is pretty nasty.

    honestly, i dont know how well prostitution is policed in australia, the club pretty much controls itself with that kinda stuff. and i highly doubt that would be cause for prostitution!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mermaidnz View Post
    ok ok, so i dont feel totally shit. but the dude got knocked out that is pretty nasty.
    Not as nasty as a guy who keeps trying to grab you between the legs tho.

    If anyone tries to touch me during a dance I look at them very seriously and say "Did you know that any unlawful touching is actually sexual assault" - the grin usually leaves their face very quickly and they seem to behave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va View Post
    You told him he'd get a blow job and that's what he got.
    I've done stuff like this before. One time on stage this guy asked to see my earring. I knew he was talking about my hood ring since you can see the shape of it if I'm wearing white thongs. I told him I'd show him my earring for $20, he gave me the twenty and I showed him my ear. He said, no that earring while pointing to my crotch. I said that's a hood ring, you asked for an earring. His friend thought it was funny as shit!

    It's the old stirp club addage .....you'll never get laid but you'll get fucked everytime.
    People always see my back tattoo and ask if I have more. I say I do but it's hidden. Normally I can get them to pay me $20-$40 before they see my other hidden tattoo.

    Then I roll down my sock/stocking and show them my tat on my ankle.


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    This guy went around a stripclub looking for sex. Yah he got knocked out, but that was because he tried to hit the bouncer and wasn't obeying the club rules. He deserved it. Maybe it will teach him a lesson. And that blowjob/shot thing was awesome. What's a blowjob?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BalletBaby View Post
    This guy went around a stripclub looking for sex. Yah he got knocked out, but that was because he tried to hit the bouncer and wasn't obeying the club rules. He deserved it. Maybe it will teach him a lesson. And that blowjob/shot thing was awesome. What's a blowjob?

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