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    Default "Marriage councelors should hold on to this"

    Some of these are funny.





    Marriage counselors should hang onto this one
    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO
    MARRY? (written by kids)

    You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
    sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
    chips and dip coming.
    -- Alan, age 10

    No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
    God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
    stuck with.
    -- Kristen, age 10

    WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
    Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
    then.
    -- Camille, age 10

    HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
    You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
    same kids.
    -- Derrick, age 8

    WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
    Both don't want any more kids.
    -- Lori, age 8

    WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
    Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
    other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
    -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

    On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets
    them interested enough to go for a second date.
    -- Martin, age 10

    WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
    I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
    and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
    -- Craig , age 9

    WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
    When they're rich.
    -- Pam, age 7

    The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
    that.
    -- Curt, age 7

    The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
    and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
    -- Howard, age 8

    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
    It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
    to clean up after them.
    -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

    HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
    There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
    -- Kelvin, age 8

    And the #1 Favorite is........
    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
    Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
    -- Ricky, age 10

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    Default Re: "Marriage councelors should hold on to this"

    Very cute V! I wish most of them were true & that simple, lol
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    The end.

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    Default Re: "Marriage councelors should hold on to this"

    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka View Post

    WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
    Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
    other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
    -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

    On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets
    them interested enough to go for a second date.
    -- Martin, age 10

    WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
    I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
    and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
    -- Craig , age 9

    And the #1 Favorite is........
    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
    Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
    -- Ricky, age 10
    Hey, I think these still hold true at 23. I've been know to fake death to leave a date.

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