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    Default dear summer

    please hurry up and get your ass to texas.

    i'm cold

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    Betcha my ass is colder here. Wish I were in Austin!

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    Dear Summer,

    While I normally mind when you fry my lawn to a healthy shade of brown, I'm awaiting your arrival with high hopes. Please visit soon, and bring with you the feeling from my hands and feet (I seem to have misplaced it for the past few months).

    Sincerely, Rozz

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    Dear Summer:
    I know you're enjoying your vacation here in Arizona, so I'll just ask ya to hang out for a while longer.
    You know how much you hate goin back east, so fuck 'em let them all freeze for a lil while longer.
    While yer at it have Winter hit the Ct area with a shitload of snow and cold, would ya?
    Thanks,
    Blade

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    I hate you, Blade.

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    I love you, Blade.

    (But I don't really want to hurt the people in CT, not my schtick.)

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    Summer? Hell...I'll settle for Spring.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Damn its windy at 63F. Damn you winter! Although I cant really complain when people are posting things about snow storms and their clubs being closed. I just can't handle cold. Tigersmilk, is a warm weather animal.
    you live like an ivy vine
    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
    put down some roots so you can stand on your own
    -Kenpachi



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    Come to Australia... it's still super hot.


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    - My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade View Post
    Dear Summer:
    I know you're enjoying your vacation here in Arizona, so I'll just ask ya to hang out for a while longer.
    You know how much you hate goin back east, so fuck 'em let them all freeze for a lil while longer.
    While yer at it have Winter hit the Ct area with a shitload of snow and cold, would ya?
    Thanks,
    Blade
    I wanted to write a letter to Summer, too, but I think you pretty much spoke for all of us here in paradise!


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    Dear Summer:

    I'm cold. I hate snow. I hate people that don't know how to drive in the snow. I don't ski, and if I hate the snow, no one else should be able to enjoy it either. Please come, melt the snow, and give me an excuse to hang out at the pool.

    Sxy
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Dear Summer,

    Where did you go?? You were here just this afternoon, and now I hear rain and thunder outside. I can't go on very long like this. Please come back tomorrow, I miss you.

    Love,
    Glamazon

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    Dear Summer,
    Wipe before you give a lapdance.

    Christ.

    Mast.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Dear Summer,

    I've been enjoying the cold recently, so please stay at Blade's place longer. However if you run into Tornadoes or Hurricanes, tell them to the go to the abyss, hell is full.

    Also if you have Dawn's number let her know I'll meet her at the usual place/time.

    Tks,

    Cherry
    One more cup of coffee for the road,
    One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
    To the valley below....

    Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
    A Blogging?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamazon View Post
    Love,
    Glamazon
    Who doesn't?!
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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