




Haha I hate myspace angles.





*snrk*
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Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
thats soooooooooooooo true





Heehee. Love it.
that is so funny! I have a pic of myself on the toilet on my profile. Wonder what that means.
LOL.
Hey, I have a picture of me in a nice car, but I make it clear with my other pictures what my car is![]()
too funny...I am totally posting that as a bulletin!
hmmm...I cant figure out how, so maybe not....
People always ask me, did I ever learn anything when I was a stripper? Yeah, I did. One man plus two beers equals 20 dollars.
-- Anna Nicole Smith
Myspace is an obsession...much like Stripperweb...
http://www.myspace.com/cameronkeys (real myspace)
http://www.myspace.com/sexyhotdancer(work myspace)
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
That is too funny LMAO. If anyone figures out how to post that in a myspace bulletin, please let the rest of us know.
use this code:
<a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f390/brandenfutch/myspace-truth.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>
Lol so true
I believe you Dottie and you have my support
Thanks, Emily!



I am so guilty of the angles... I always take my myspace pics when utterly bored and lazy... always in the mirror. I change my hair so much I gave up on spending alotta time on them.
"I have never seen an ugly thing, be it's form as it may, light and shadow will make it beautiful" (yea rough... i know)
Armand Campi
"The aim of every artist is to arrest motion, which is life, by artificial means and hold it fixed so that a hundred years later, when a stranger looks at it, it moves again since it is life. "
William Faulkner
"The artist belongs to his work, not the work to the artist. "
Novalis
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I have no pics of me whatsoever. I guess that takes the "my" out of it.




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SO true!





HA! I love the ninja one the best.
lol, classic
I have one of those artsy photos on my profile, but I make fun of it in the caption because I know it's this cheesy MySpace cliche.
The shots taken in the mirror never cease to amuse me though. Especially when taken with a cameraphone.
"She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"
Ernest Hemingway on writer, aviation pioneer and horse trainer Beryl Markham
Great post, Em. Really applies to any level of online personal, when you think about it.
<S> Emily
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.
William F. Buckley, Jr.
hahahahaha!
"Sex is currency. What's the use of being beautiful if you can't profit from it?" - Lily St Cyr (40's burlesque dancer)
Hahaha! Angled? Fat. Blurry? Fat. Upclose? Yep. Fat.
In my experience, it's true!



These are sooooo true! I love funny crap like this





Extreme angled bust shots - always true! o.o
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





oh haha i love the ninja one .. although to be honest, i'm a myspace junkie. i started saying to my friends 'that's so stupid i'll never join, it's for stalkers' .. haha now i'm on it daily!!
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