has everybody got some?i hav 2 wait till 10pm when my hunny gets home
this morning i gave him a quick bj before work!


has everybody got some?i hav 2 wait till 10pm when my hunny gets home
this morning i gave him a quick bj before work!
I gave one of my best friends a blow job; does that count?(ok, so i guess you'd call us friends with benefits, but I think that's the tackiest term in the world.)
Boyfriend will be here tomorrow night, so I have to wait until then. He's worth the wait, though!





I had sex yesterday after a bit too much shiraz (yesterday was V-day here)... and I got my present - two tickets to CATS!! Front row centre! Boy knows he's getting some tonight.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
Almost but not quite as I didnt think it was right to bring a guy home to my boyfriends house wihout asking first... and I couldnt really ring my boyfriend at 3 in the morning )-:





i have my period. and bf doesnt like red sex, grosses him out... although i tried the, but baby, it's not my period, i just dyed it red for v-day.. lol.
Love it!




Have to wait 'til friday..![]()




I win for tonight ladies. Just got back from getting my #2 hood piercing, and "DAMN" it really turned me on... Yeah, so good sex happened tonight. By the way, it was my idea and my treat for myself...didn't do it for him, but he sure did feel the benefit.
"Go Confidently in the Direction of Your Dreams...Live the Life You Have Imagined" -- Henry David Thoreau
"You Will Be Successful in Business and Married Life" -- Fortune Cookie





Thankfully, my V Day was sex-free.
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





No sex for me. I could've bought a new sex toy for tonight if I knew this.
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi
I will be in Seattle on Friday with me boyfriend. He is worth the wait as well.



no sex for moi. the boyfriend was so hungry when I got home from class ~8:30pm we went out to eat. Then watched a silly movie I bought for him. His gift was movies, boxers, candles and sugar free jelly bellies- my gift? Was a chicken salad and diddly squat!! 1/2way through the movie he turned the telly towards the bed so he could skip any kind of post-movie-before-bed-possible-sexy-time and go straight to dream land. I'm pretty sure we are on our way out as a couple...this is unacceptable behavior to me.
I wouldn't have gotten him anything either if he didn't make such a big deal about us hanging out. I guess that was more about the food for him though. ha ha ha. He's on this low-carb diet where 3/4 of the days he only eats meat and protein shakes and the fourth day he gets to "Carb out" and eat ice cream and other junk food. So happy v-day eat your fricken nachos and pass out. grrrr



i would have scapped the whole gift/eating out/movie routine in favors of mucho hours of passionate raw lovemaking.
Lord send me a scorpio!! or a virgo...



or even 45 min would do the trick, hours might be unreasonable...hrmmm



None for me.




Friday night quickie or early Saturday morning. He's out of town![]()




I watched two men have sex with each other less than a foot away from me, and then went home and called my boyfriend and had crazy intense phone sex. Not quite as good as actually getting laid, but it was definitely a memorable Valentine's Day. K will be home on Saturday, I can't wait! I haven't been laid in three weeks!
I had fucking awesome sex. And then we fell asleep at 9pm.
I had sex. With myself. 3 times. And I'm bleeding, but my vibrator doesn't care. He loves me at all times. I don't even have to bathe for him. And when I'm done I can throw him on the floor or even cuddle, he never complains!
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
I got some ................... In my ASSI liked it too (the first time) second hurt like hell
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