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    Default My Valentine's Day Poem!

    Internet Love

    I had to write this shitty poem
    Because it's Valentine's Day
    and even though I'm not emo
    I'd have written it anyway

    I didn't know I loved you
    'til an Internet meme told me
    I wasn't sure it was real
    So I hit f5 repeatedly

    I checked your Myspace
    And I'm on your top eight
    So I know it's real
    and that u r rly gr8.

    I wrote about you today
    in my Livejournal online blog
    And no matter what I'll love you
    Even if your music is in ogg

    We will be together forever
    This I know to be true
    Because I got an email today
    That said your penis grew

    -Morrigan Slayde


    Look like a woman
    Think like a man
    Act like a lady
    Work like a dog

    - My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success

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    Default Re: My Valentine's Day Poem!

    very nice:p

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    Default Re: My Valentine's Day Poem!

    That was good!

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    Default Re: My Valentine's Day Poem!

    Ick. Reminds me of my friend removing her ex from her myspace, AIM, and facebook profile. Just ick.

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