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    OMG, I have contaminated Peanut Butter!!!

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070216/...ZKvqJfl7is0NUE


    Holy mutha, my jar label starts with 21111. And its Peter Pan creamy, my most favoritist trans-lard laden snack!!

    Its 2/3 empty though, and no salmonella yet! Should I risk it, or throw it out?
    Last edited by Katrine; 02-28-2007 at 11:54 PM.

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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Eat it!

    It's like American-comfort-food style fugu.

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    Eww, throw it out. It's only $3 for a new one.
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    Keeee-rist...which food is next?

    What a pita for a refund too...they want you to mail in the lid *eyeroll*


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    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee View Post
    Eat it!

    It's like American-comfort-food style fugu.
    Hahahahahahahaha......that's fucking awesome hardkandee!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Salmonella is the new South Beach. You will look Fantastic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee View Post
    Eat it!

    It's like American-comfort-food style fugu.
    LOL!

    I like how the photo has a stripper web background.

    I'd throw it away, just because..scary yuck. I hope smackers all natural isn't next.

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    LIVE ON THE EDGE! EAT IT!

    but don't feed it to the dog! That's cruel.
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    Count your lucky stars, and throw it out.

    Live on the edge another day.

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    Well, this is certainly a South Park episode waiting to happen isn't it?
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Its 2/3 empty though, and no salmonella yet! Should I risk it, or throw it out?
    C'mon now don't be silly. Everyone knows those supercharged, antibiotic resistant salmonella microbes hide in the bottom of the jar.


    Kat wasn't the only winner in the peanut butter lottery. Looky what I found.



    Unfortunately, my jar is about 75% full. Ahh, and I wanted a sandwich so badly this morning.


    I think I'm going to save mine for a suicidal moment.

    "F**k you cruel world. I'm going to end it all now and make me a sandwich."

    "Son, this is the police. Put down your butterknife, place your hands in the air and step away from the jar!"


    Hopefully before that happens, I'll have some contaminated jelly to go with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee View Post
    Eat it!

    It's like American-comfort-food style fugu.
    Damn it, hk. *I* was going to say that! You got there first.

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    My Mom said she had a jar its half empty now she's still with us , but throwing it away . I have Peter Pan so its all good .
    Last edited by CuriousJ; 02-16-2007 at 12:24 PM. Reason: I have Jif PB

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicagoeditor View Post
    Damn it, hk. *I* was going to say that! You got there first.
    Mwahahahaha... I'll share with you.

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    Haha Kat you're soo cute ....but um......I think we have 3 jars that are bad then ...oops! .....oh well ..still good .... I say eat it!!!

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    I have Jif so ok .

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    My dad had a jar. I'm a choosy mom so I choose Jif.
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    I was getting groceries this morning and there were only 2 containers of peanut butter left. I wanted a PB&J so bad, but they didn't have what I wanted. Why is it I only want a damn sandwich when I KNOW there are going to be peanut butter issues?

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    this makes me so sad, cuz after doing tests in nutrition classes, peter pan is the best peanut butter for you (aside from like the natural stuff, lol)... so its so sad that they're gonna get this bad rep!


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    mine is too! ick. i ate almost the entire jar, too. there goes my plan for a snack of an english muffin with peanut butter on it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyHITZ View Post
    this makes me so sad, cuz after doing tests in nutrition classes, peter pan is the best peanut butter for you (aside from like the natural stuff, lol)... so its so sad that they're gonna get this bad rep!
    Really? Peter Pan is healther than Jiff? That's awesome, I always knew it was my favorite for a reason....not! I thought it was actually the worst for you...but I don't eat a whole lot of it. Guess its time to switch to the natural stuff anyway....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    I'm contemplating filing a lawsuit against ConAgra for no other reason than I read about it in this post.

    Interesting name, "ConAgra". We have "Viagra", and we all know what that does. So do people at the state pen walk around saying "I'm horny because I took ConAgra"?

    Never mind.
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    i had to throw a whole container away no taking chances, i went to the grocery store tonight and they still didn't have either brand the gv or peterpan brand.
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    ^^ Hmm...glad that they found what was causing it...it's scary though because so many foods have this problem, and I wonder if it's safe to eat anything. Raw food is healthy, but even though food poisoning is rare, it still happens.
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    ^^ How many foods has it been this year? Bagged Salad, Peanut Butter, Cat and Dog food, I'm afraid to ask what next?

    -I know causes are not the same, however it does lead one to wonder.

    I doubt any food is 'safe' these days;.
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