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    OK...my boyfriend was asking for head the other day, and I didnt want to cause I was getting ready to go to the gym, and he tried sayign, well, the protien is good for you when you work out.

    That got me to thinking. If a man and a woman were stranded on a desert island and all they had was each other, could a woman sustain ehrself by just suckign dick and swallowing his cum? How many calories are in cum? what is the nutritional value? Obviously, a man could not produce enough semen to sustain anyone, you'd need to be stranded with a whole football team to get enough, but theoreticially, could it sustain you?

    onthe other hand, could a womans stuff be nutritionally enough to sustain a man? even for a short period of time?

    Becides having a nurtritional deficiency from drinking only cum( like not enough calcuim or something) would there be any reprecussions, like, cum overdose?

    hmm....that is my off the thought of the day.

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    I think a load of cum has like 10-15 calories, protein, zinc, calcium and other things in it. You'd need a lot of fucking cum for your daily calorie amount. I don't think female ejaculation has the nutritional properties cum does.

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    Hee hee, I actually have a book that can answer this question. Why Do Men Have Nipples?: Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask Your Doctor After Your Third Martini, by Mark Leyner and Billy Goldberg, MD.

    IS SPERM NUTRITIOUS? OR FATTENING?

    You are what you eat. In this case, it is somewhat true, as sperm contains important genetic material. But semen, despite its important load, is not particularly nutritious or fattening. The average ejaculate, about one teaspoon, contains between two and three hundred million sperm. Total calories: about five. These calories are derived from protein, including enzymes and sugars (mainly fructose) secreted into semen by the prostate gland to provide the sperm with the energy to swim.

    Other good stuff found in semen includes water, vitamin C, citric acid, phosphate, bicarbonates, zinc, and prostaglandins. A veritable breakfast of champions.

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    LMAO. Thanks, yek. Ahh...SW wins again. Is there any question that cannot be answered by a stripper?

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    high cholesterol !

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    oh i am glad some talked about this i always worried about the cals i was getting from cum becuse when i was a teenager there was a dumb rumer that it had 1,000 cals in it i never belied that but it was always in the back of my head. Thanks stripper web.

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    ^^^ If there were 1000 calories in a load of cum, then Paris Hilton would look like Rosie Rolls (the 450-pound BBW model).

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    and b12, which makes the vegans happy

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    ^^^Excellent. My qualms over veganism are solved!

    What if your boyfriend is also vegan? It should be fine unless he's b12 deficient though, right? Mrrahaha

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    ^^^ If there were 1000 calories in a load of cum, then Paris Hilton would look like Rosie Rolls (the 450-pound BBW model).
    lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    and b12, which makes the vegans happy
    Lol, I've heard some vegans argue that ejaculate isn't vegan, and that's their excuse for not swallowing it..

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