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    Default Anna Nicole is such an incredible fuck up

    That chick was a fuck-up on so many levels...



    Howard K. Stern is named as the executor of her estate and there's a clause in the document that says: "I have intentionally omitted to provide for my spouse, including any future spouses or children" meaning Dannielynn will be excluded and receive nothing.

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    Default Re: Anna Nicole is such an incredible fuck up

    Giving proof to the adage..

    Some Peoples lives exist as a warning to others.

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    Default Re: Anna Nicole is such an incredible fuck up

    ... and some people's lives serve to harm the lives of others without them even knowning it !

    On a personal level, I could really care less how badly Anna Nicole managed to screw up her life. However, on a more general level, I can't help but be pissed off by the Hollywood Stereotype reinforcement that the continuing news coverage of Anna's life and death is continuing to cause. From the point of view of cops, judges, housewives, retirees, and 'normal' people, Anna Nicole's life basically consisted of ...

    - pretty but dumb blonde with big tits from a Texas trailer park becomes a stripper

    - stripper has son by a 'baby daddy'

    - stripper f#$ks 80 year old oil multimillionaire strip club customer, initially as 'sugar daddy'. and ultimately manipulates him into marriage

    - 'sugar daddy's' money and influence are used to set up stripper with Playboy magazine and a couple of Hollywood movie roles

    - 'sugar daddy' dies, stripper gets greedy about inheritance, and running court battles get started by 'sugar daddy's family members attempting to preserve the 'family business' and their own inheritances

    - papparazzi and piranha media cash in on stripper's antics

    - stripper's son dies under mysterious circumstances

    - stripper has daughter by unknown 'baby daddy'

    - stripper dies under mysterious circumstances involving sex, drugs, millions of dollars, political corruption, etc.

    - stripper's inheritance winds up being 'legally stolen' by clever attorney who was also probably f#$king her


    this sort of public expose' reflects on every single girl who also works as a 'stripper', because assumptions will be made by cops, courts, friends and neighbors, future jury members etc. that every stripper shares the Hollywood Stereotype traits unless definitely proven otherwise.

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    now everything gets even more twisted because, apparently, Anna Nicole was granted Bahamian citizenship.



    If Anna managed to shift whatever money she had to Bahamian banks, all of the rival 'baby daddies' may be in for rough sledding !

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