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    Default Wanna buy britney's hair?

    Buy Britney Spears hair on Ebay! For the bargain price of $200, YOU can own a lock of her hair!

    But, if you just need a little more of Brit, you can check this auction
    Because along with her hair, you're also getting her half empty redbull, and an authentic bic lighter, used by the pop star herself! This auction is only 1 million dollars. Come on, who wouldnt drop a mil to get some half empty redbull aand some fried hair?
    I placed my bid. I got a couple million to spare.


    Hmm...she must have hada ot more hair than we thought. Theres about 20 different ebay auctions for her hair. Plenty to go around!

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    Bah, most of it's extensions and overprocessed hair. But it would be fun to test the strands for drugs and alcohol consumption. Hrmm...

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    ^^ I had that same thought, I figured she'd keep the hair just in case.... lol
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    That first auction's seller is going to be in danger to be seriously ripped off. Every smart seller on eBay knows you do NOT use PayPal on high dollar items.

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    Default Re: Wanna buy britney's hair?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    Theres about 20 different ebay auctions for her hair. Plenty to go around!
    ...any of them with a hair image of Jesus, Virgin Mary, or Eric Clapton?
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    Damn it I wish I had hair to dye and cut off and sell as her hair. Come on people it's bullshit!! How can they prove it's her hair!
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    ^^-- Simple, all authentic celebrity material comes with a "All proceeds go to benefit Some-Foundation-You've-Never-Heard-Of-Lets-Get-Screech-His-House-Back-Dot-COMEFUCKINGON
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    Default Re: Wanna buy britney's hair?

    well i heard that some celebrities DO ebay thier clothes to make back some money. i read it in people... i almost want to say molly sims?

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    Ill pass on Britney's hair...

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    None of that was real... I think the real one is on buybritneyshair.com or something... going for a mil.


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    do i hear...
    onedollaronedollar do i hear twodollars twodollars fine onefiftyonefifty ..onefifty,
    SOLD! to the gentleman in the front row wearing mascara and eyeliner!

    Love it!

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