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    Default The Bad Dates Thread!

    So, reading through posts, I've noticed a lot of girls are newly single, or on the dating scene, and a lot of us have some horror stories. Let's post 'em here, so when friends bug us to go on a blind date, we cans how them this thread and use it as our motive to say no

    After a year of being single, having some flings, I decided I was finally ready to actually start dating again. So I agreed to go out with a friend's friend...we had met briefly at a party, and he seemed okay. Not incredibly attractive, but not unattractive either, and he seemed nice, so off I went.

    Well, within seconds of sitting down, he says "I have to get up early to see my shrink...I need a new prescriptions for my meds for my anger issues"...now, I was startled. First, i thought it was a hint he didn't like me and was trying to bail out, but I offered to just call it a night, whatever, but he shushed me and looked at the menu. I just got some soup (late date) and he order 6 beverages. Seriously. Water, coffee, apple juice, green tea, cheery coke, root beer.

    Then he kept saying, "HA, your name is Kat! meow, meow, meow!" and pet at me.

    He spent the rest of his beveraging telling me how broke he is, so at the end of the date, I offered to pay for at least my share (I always do regardless...I'm used to too many guys who think treating me=sex) to which he replied, "NO! Me alpha ape" and began pounding his chest...and didnt stop, even as we walked out.

    So, our "dinner" lasted all of 45 minutes...he wanted to go to a movie, but I said I needed to get home to my dog...lame I know, but I was scared and needed to escape

    (The next day, i told him I wasn't interested...and he proceeded to call me/IM me, at least 5 times a day...for 2 weeks...I put him on block, and weeks later, I took it off to add someone else...and he imed me, responding to my away message...wtf?)

    Alright, that's my most recent bad one...next?

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    Default Re: The Bad Dates Thread!

    Yeah, I have dated the ones that are "broke", it's like if you can't afford to take me out than don't ask me out. Let's see, how about the ones that burp out loud at dinner or don't know how to open doors. Hmmm, I guess I have been lucky as far as first dates go and such. I'd rather find out they are assholes sooner than later because as of lately I have been finding out later.

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    oh jesus that's bad.

    I went out with a girl the summer after my senior year of HS. She was visiting from up north with her aunt and uncle (I grew up in Fla).

    The first time I picked her up at their condo, they offered me a drink. I said sure, that'd be great. I could tell they were both sloshed as they were talking to me, and he brought me what I thought was a tall glass of sprite. Turned out to be a tall glass of vodka with some club soda. I almost gagged.

    I was 18 at the time.

    On our second date, I took her out to watch fireworks on the beach on the 4thof July. Great date, everything was cool...then the next day I went over to see her. I get out of my car at their condo, and they are on the balcony of the condo yelling and screaming and swearing...at me. She (my girl) is yelling something like "I'm so sorry, they're drunk, don't listen..." and then she was shoved inside the condo by the uncle. The aunt is screaming at me that I brought her home too late, they know I had sex with her (I didn't...), she's gonna call the cops, etc etc. I bailed out (oh.,..I had her home by like, 1 am. She was 17).

    A few hours later, my girl calls me and is profusely apologizing, almost breaking down...she tells me that the lushes drove to the police station to lodge a complaint about me...and they were so drunk they got arrested themselves. She is asking me not to hold it against her, can she still see me, etc. I said, hey, this is all a little much...I'll call you.

    Never called her again.

    The memory of this just made me decide to Google her name. One of the hits on her showed up in a newpaper article about how she and another girl got into a fight over a bag of potato chips...in jail.

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    Default Re: The Bad Dates Thread!

    hmm, those two dates actually sounded fine to me. it's the family that didn't sound quite...um, stable?

    true, her eventual residence/destination wasn't a good result, but just based on those two dates i didn't see anything overtly wrong with her. she seemed like she was the only normal one in that (dysfunctional) family.

    i know i wouldn't want to be judged by how my family acts/is (not nearly as bad as that poor girl's). but you can't control who's your family.

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    First date (and last) with the mortician.

    He began by insisting on paying for my ticket in ("no girl of mine pays," he said as he slung an arm around my neck). Then he showed me how to swing (in that creepy, arms over mine way). Then he critisized me when I did it on my own. Then he chatted about how the women he usually comes in contact with are a bit... colder. Then he pitched a fit because I knew a guy in line and waved. Then he did a happy dance because he beat me at minigolf. When I was getting into my car, he asked me back to his place (above the funeral home) for wine and a blowjob. I have never laughed so much or driven away so fast.

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    Hmm..the date itsself wasnt bad. He took me to a nice italian restraunt, paid for everything, didnt try to get into my pants, it was enjoyable, but we didnt hit it off, and didnt go out again, and didnt stay in touch. About a month later, I get a call from some girl askign if I went out with so and so. I said, no, I dont know anyone with that name. She said she got my number off his cell bill, so I must have known him...I thought of it for a minute and then remembered it was this guy. She said, well. Im his faince and Im 7 months pregnant. I said oh. She then goes on to ask me what we did, and I told her we went to an italian restraunt. She told me he went home that night and gave her his leftovers, saying here hun, I picked this up for you, I knew you'd like it. OMG. I told her Im soo sorry for you, what a loser, we ended up talking for a good hour about her and her loser boyfriend. I felt so bad for her, but it was so funny. He took her home his leftovers from our date! I do hope she dumped him.

    Speaking of dumping. There was a guy I went on a date with, really hit it off, took him home. He asked to use my bathroom, and I pointed him to it, which was off the kitchen. I walked into the kitchen to get a drink, and find him taking a shit with the door wide open! I stopped, shocked, and he just said oh hey, can you get me a drink to? Like no big deal that he was shitting in my house with the door wide open on our first date! Well, needless to say, the date ended soon as he got off the toilet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    Speaking of dumping. There was a guy I went on a date with, really hit it off, took him home. He asked to use my bathroom, and I pointed him to it, which was off the kitchen. I walked into the kitchen to get a drink, and find him taking a shit with the door wide open! I stopped, shocked, and he just said oh hey, can you get me a drink to? Like no big deal that he was shitting in my house with the door wide open on our first date! Well, needless to say, the date ended soon as he got off the toilet.
    How could you keep your hands off??
    WOW.

    I had a bad date prepared and written out, but last moment decided it's not appropriate, I'll never forget VenusGoddess' worst one though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    ...There was a guy I went on a date with, really hit it off, took him home. He asked to use my bathroom, and I pointed him to it, which was off the kitchen. I walked into the kitchen to get a drink, and find him taking a shit with the door wide open! I stopped, shocked, and he just said oh hey, can you get me a drink to? Like no big deal that he was shitting in my house with the door wide open on our first date! Well, needless to say, the date ended soon as he got off the toilet.
    Oh fucking A, that is a hilarious story.

    I was a bad date once...I was 25 and pulled the number of this HOT 35 year old at a bar one night. Called her up, we went out...she was apprehensive because I was so young...well, I proved her right. Why? Well, I took her to see a movie...and the movie was...

    Alien 3. Featuring Sigourney Weaver being gang-raped in a futuristic prison, before all of her rapists are then killed by the alien. Call me Mr. Romance.

    I was going to take her to a bar after the movie for a drink, but she asked if I could take her home. I am sure that this is a story she tells people now when the subject of bad dates comes up.

    At least I didn't take a shit in her house though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    Alien 3. Featuring Sigourney Weaver being gang-raped in a futuristic prison, before all of her rapists are then killed by the alien.
    I totally don't remember that part of the movie. Maybe I blocked it out.

    I went on a date, which was probably my first mistake, since I don't do dates, with this girl who, barely fifteen minutes into the date, managed to work into the conversation that she has no respect for women who have sex outside relationships. Since I'm a self-identified slut, and she already knew I had a fuck-buddy, I was rather taken aback. While that in itself doesn't make the top bad dates of the year list, the fact that I ended up dating (and kinda supporting) her for a year and a half, and I'm pretty sure she cheated on me near the end of the relationship, makes looking back on that moment kind of. . . well, .

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    My worst one was definitely right after I got divorced and moved to L.A. I had just moved here about a month before, and I was finishing up a show, dropping off some rented equipment. This guy at the rental company struck up a conversation with me, he seemed okay, and he said he had tickets to the Pixies at the Greek (this really awesome outdoor amphitheater in Griffith Park). I wasn't gonna turn down a chance to see the Pixies! So I gave him my number and went on about my way.

    About a week later, it's our first date, dinner and the Pixies. It turned out he was one day older than my mother - making him 20 years older than me - and he showed up for our FIRST date on a purple moped with an OVERNIGHT BAG. I'm not kidding. I wasn't about to get on that damn moped, so I drove. At the restaurant I had to order the wine because he couldn't read the menu without his bifocals, and he spent the entire dinner talking about how much older and more experienced he was. Finally we went to the concert and he kept asking if I was old enough to have a drink (I was 25) and I couldn't POSSIBLY remember the Pixies (I grew up watching MTV).

    After the concert, we went to a bar and ran into a friend of his, and they kept whispering to each other while glancing at me, and doing the laugh-wink-nudge. So we get out of the bar and he invites himself into my apartment and he WON'T LEAVE. He said he'd been drinking and he lived all the way out in Topanga so he didn't want to drive home. I said fine, you can sleep here but I'm not having sex with you, and he said okay... the next thing I know, he's climbing into my bed naked in his whitie-tighties! Uh uh, you can take your ass out to the sofa!

    The next morning he wanted to go out for breakfast and he still didn't want to leave. I had to bodily shove him out of my apartment. He called me ten times a day for THREE WEEKS even though I never called him back, before I finally had a deep-voiced male friend pick up the phone and tell him not to call anymore. Thankfully that finally got rid of him.

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    I absolutely love threads like this; I'm a certifiable king next to these guys.
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    I have had a few but I will share the most recent one..

    This lady I know who runs a matchmaking service insisted that she knows a guy who is perfect for me and she will do me a favor and set me up with him. She goes on and on about how gorgeous he is. 6'4, works out every day former runway model...Yada yada yada....So I go to meet the guy and there's a yellow hummer in the paking lot and just as said to myself, "Please don't let it be yellow hummer guy" The door opens and out jumps this goofy looking guy and instantly I knew nothing was goiing to come of this so I just took a deep breath and went with it. In the first 5 minutes of our date, he showed me a picture of a fat lady in bikini on his cell phone and called me arrogant. If that's what you think, fine, but I never even got a chance to speak. He asked me one question and when I went to answer him ,he interupted me with another long winded, self important story . When I objected he said, "I'M talking!!!"
    ... He went on and on about being an enviornmentalist. Excuse me ,but may I point out that you drive A YELLOW HUMMER? Again he corrected me. It's tangerine with a "sheen." I was about to bail out of there but he ordered another bottle of wine and basically drank it by himself. He kept making jokes about being an alcoholic. Neat. ... Oh god it was bad.

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    Then he did a happy dance because he beat me at minigolf
    haha omg

    All i have to say is..

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    Once a guy came to pick me up and I was still getting ready.. I invited him in to wait and then gave him a tour of the house...

    When I showed him the bedroom, he pushed me on the bed, whipped out my breast and licked my nipple.

    Like.. dude... I was showing you my place...

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    I went out with this really hot guy right after I dumped my b/f of nearly three years. I was so horny and all I wanted to do was fuck someone new! So I meet him at this restaurant in Detroit and come to find out he is all looks/no personality since he is poppin Vicodins throughout the whole date. I saw him take 4-5 pills while in front of me. Who knows how many he took before and after??

    Anyway, so I went back to his place b/c I still wanted to fuck him, he was really hot even if he had no personality. Everything started off okay - we fucked for a few minutes and it was not the best not the worst. I mean, he just shoved his cock in me. Not much in the way of forplay, but whatever. Then, all of sudden, he seems distracted and he stops! He tells me his "done". He did not cum so it's not like he was done done. He lost his hard on! I was thinking, wtf, is it me???

    It wasn't me. It was the many Vicodins he had taken throughout the day. But instead of being a nice guy about it, he was an asshole! He looked at me and said, "I may look perfect, but I'm not."

    WTF? I said, "Obviously not, cuz you can't fuck worth a damn!" I have never wanted to hit someone so bad! I made him drive me to my car and I left, PISSED b/c all I wanted was to have sex with a new guy and I wasted a notch on that ass.

    But I got revenge - I called my friend Rachel (she was friends with him and his friends and a blabbermouth) and said "don't tell anybody!" then told her everything that happened. Of course she told his friends. Magic Stick was a really popular song that summer and his friends make up their own lyrics: "You got the limpest dick..."

    A few days later, he called me and apologized for being such an asshole and asked if he could take me out again. He said he was really intimidated by me and psyched himself out, esp cuz he was fucked up. I let him take me out, made sure he went down on me, then we fucked and it was actually pretty good.

    If there are any Bouzouki girls from Detroit on here, you might have heard this story!

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