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    *sigh*
    it was a great money week. things were going well. the stars were shining and the temperature was not too cold to bear anymore. and then... i pulled a muscle in my low back so by the end of the night last night arching doing dances (which i did a lot of) was really painful. then some cokehead flipped out me on at the end of the night(she was mad paranoid i was talking shit on her, it was actually quite funny in retrospect but who likes to be yelled at). I come home to find out my puppy Bella has gotten her period (yay? ...) and she's bleeding on things. yay. so i make her a makeshift diaper out of an old tee shirt. this mrning i get up and she's totally not digging it so as soon as i take it off to change it, she runs away. i give chase, run down the hard wood stairs of my house in my socks... you can see where this is going... and i fall. right on the low back that was hurting, and elbow. somehow i managed to bruise the backs of my knees ... here's a lovely shot of my elbow, nice and pretty, already black n blue on teh outside and still swollen and red in the middle of the circle.

    dammit. what's karma biting me in the ass for? what did i DO??
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    owwwwwwie


    and poor Bella....

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    ty dear. and poor bella too! i got her these diapers now from petco, and whats hilarious is that she wont move in them. she just looks at me like, take this effing uncomfortable fake demin crap off me. she stood still for like over ten mintues ebcause she wont move. so i forced her to lay down. she didnt more for hours til i had to change the pad in it. im totally getting her spayed after this. she's a whiny bitch having her period

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    awww. poor girl.

    periods suck, but i want mine.... it's wierd not getting it.... my doc says my body needs time....

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    Awww, poor Chrissy. I had no idea dogs got periods, lol. I have this mental image of you chasing the bleeding dog through the house, it makes me giggle. Though it sucks you got hurt Feel better!
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    Awww! Chrissy!

    No stairs for you!
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    Poor Chrissy! But hey, at least.....the bruises will go away and the money will still be there, so in retrospect it was still a good week.

    Poooookkakisses to make you feel better.

    And poor Bella, welcome to Womanhood.

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    My sister's dog's name is bella, cute choice. Periods are a bitch! Heh heh. I tried using those diapers on duchess, and I thought htey worked cuz she kept them on, turns out she gnawed a hole through the bottom where I couldn't see....great. Sorry you had a bad night, bad shit always seems to happen all at once doens't it?

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    ^most definitely. thanks to you all for the replies.
    im about to hop in the bath of epsom salts and i already started a healthy regimen of arnica.

    sxy- yea dogs do get periods, although on a once every 6-12 month cycle.

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    Poor Chrissy!

    Ah, I did the same thing yesterday! I was making good $$, got up to do a stage show, and did the pole move I KNOW hurts my rib. Well, guess what- it's fractured again!

    I'm hoping and praying it gets better (enough) by my next booking (2 weeks from now).

    And you know, I had no idea dogs got periods!

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    Ouch! Those pointy areas hurt so bad when bruised. If her period is too problematic, you could get her spayed? (unless you want to breed her, of course). Poor you.

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    well, i've been doing arnica/acupuncture/linament/massage/icyhot. it's getting better.

    yea, dogs get lighter periods than humans, if they aren't fixed. i honestly am unsure if i am going to breed her or not.. if i choose not to, though, i will spay her asap.
    ..thanks for the thoughts and words guys. i needed that extra lovin.

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    Yes, I like your dog's name! I didn't know they got periods, either. You'd think there would be some sort of dog maxipad out there?
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    Poor Bella, and poor Chrissy! Believe me, I can relate!

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    Falling down the stairs is the worst!! I did that when I was 5 1/2 months preggers. Only got the lower back on my right side. It was so swollen that it looked like I had a J-Lo butt. But, if you saw me from the left side, it was more of a quasimoto look. Not sexy.

    I hope you iced it right away. And, use the heating pad on it for 15 minutes a time several times a day. Epsom salt baths...arnica...and gentle massages several times a day will help with the bruising (you should massage from your wrist towards your shoulders).

    As for Karma...I'm thinking that the doggie diaper did it. LOL

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