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    kinda random question...

    sometimes when im "grinding" on the dance floor with a girl and it turns sexual i get a semi. can a girl tell when this happens?

    i know as a dancer u might be more in tune with this than someone who doesn't dance, but outside of work can u tell? and is this a turn off or what?

    i wanted to ask a girls opinion on this and thought i would ask here.

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    All females (dancers and non-dancers) can tell pretty easily if a guy has a hard-on.
    If she likes u she prob won't mind but she will probably tell her friends and have a laugh about it - just like haha you got busted.
    It's no big deal.

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    I agree. Most females, especially experienced ones, will be able to tell. If I were dancing "dirty" with a guy at a party or club, I wouldn't be upset or anything about it... hey, I guess he just thinks I'm hot! But I would probably still giggle about it with my girls.

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    What they said. Girls can tell. If we're grinding *with* you we're probably not gonna be bothered by your hardon, but we'll giggle about it later. It's not a big deal.

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    id take it as a compliment. and i can always tell
    "Sex is currency. What's the use of being beautiful if you can't profit from it?" - Lily St Cyr (40's burlesque dancer)

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    Reminds me of the story about an actor who, worried about insulting an actress, said just before to their love scene: "Sorry if I get aroused. And sorry if I don't."

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    It happens. If a girl's gonna to do the lambada, or the equivalent, well, risks are involved. I think we all know that. But this is another instance where UNDERWEAR becomes a crucial component. It's one thing to feel the south rising, it's another for it to be flopping around completely loose.

    My $0.02, to help your problem? For dancing purposes, underwear is a must. Not boxers either. I know briefs can be rather skanky looking, but the compromise of the sexy boxer brief is one of the greatest fashion fusions ever. (If you're already wearing underwear, then a little action in yout nethers is understandable.)
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    Rapppppeeee meeeeee, Rapeeee meeee aggggaaain

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    haha thanks ya'll. im defintely not switching to briefs because of this though. it usually doesn't go into full upright position though. if it does, i do the ole inconspicuous "twirl" adjust and put it up north under my waist band. lol i was curious... i told myself "yea she prolly won't notice." she was dancing like she didn't notice... i guess she did and didn't care.

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    Make sure you don't get cought adjusting.... that would be funny as fuck tho!!!!

    T?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sleepyboy View Post
    if it does, i do the ole inconspicuous "twirl" adjust and put it up north under my waist band.
    As a public service, I demand that you demonstrate this maneuver, preferably via YouTube.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite View Post
    As a public service, I demand that you demonstrate this maneuver, preferably via YouTube.
    Very simple, I've done this many times, at some point you decide to shit or get off the pot and make it hard, then you stick it straight up and lock it under the ol belt-er-oo.

    Chicks still feel it but it's not so interrupting...

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    omgosh mast!!!!

    I'm glad I didn't open this in public, I'm blushing just on my lonesome!

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    hahaha Where's TM with her CBT worship?
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    LOL - February must be CBT month.

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    what's CBT? I have a guess, but I hope I'm wrong.....

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    Personally, I really prefer if men can keep their icky penises to themselves. I mean, it is not, by any stretch of the imagination, natural to get erections, I really prefer, you know, just, not even having to know it's there. So just... bind yourself, or whatever, it's none of my business, but there is no call to be flopping around with a turgid penis all over the place, okay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    what's CBT? I have a guess, but I hope I'm wrong.....
    Cock & Ball Torture. Hence Mast's little device.
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    ehhh. that was my guess... ^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    Personally, I really prefer if men can keep their icky penises to themselves. I mean, it is not, by any stretch of the imagination, natural to get erections, I really prefer, you know, just, not even having to know it's there. So just... bind yourself, or whatever, it's none of my business, but there is no call to be flopping around with a turgid penis all over the place, okay?
    Ummmmmmm ok. Are you a dancer? If so how do you do your job? If you aren't hetero-sexual, then I can understand, but I don't understand why you would offer your opinion on this topic.

    What are you talking about erections aren't natural? I am trying to understand where you are coming from, but I can't. I don't will myself into getting a semi while dancing close, it comes "naturally", without my consent, when I am into the chick and it turns sexual. It's mildly embarrasing really, and I would preffer it to not happen. That's why I asked a female perspective on it.

    I'll keep my big scary penis away from ya though, so don't worry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite View Post
    As a public service, I demand that you demonstrate this maneuver, preferably via YouTube.
    i dont think that kind of material is allowed

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    ^^^^ or I think u need an account at least. I tried to view a pole dancing clip once and it said I needed an account coz it had adult content or something.

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    Ummmmmmm ok. Are you a dancer? If so how do you do your job? If you aren't hetero-sexual, then I can understand, but I don't understand why you would offer your opinion on this topic.

    What are you talking about erections aren't natural? I am trying to understand where you are coming from, but I can't. I don't will myself into getting a semi while dancing close, it comes "naturally", without my consent, when I am into the chick and it turns sexual. It's mildly embarrasing really, and I would preffer it to not happen. That's why I asked a female perspective on it.

    I'll keep my big scary penis away from ya though, so don't worry.
    haha! this type of literal response is why jenny's avatar states that she loves irony.....

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    Actually that was sarcasm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sleepyboy View Post
    Ummmmmmm ok. Are you a dancer? If so how do you do your job?
    Sleepyboy u have to remember tho there are strip clubs that many of us work in that are more air-dance clubs so it's possible to dance without being confronted with penis's at this type of club.

    Also, from your original post I assumed u were talking about a regular night club and u were dancing with someone? yeh or were u talking about getting a dance at a SC?

    Of course an erection is a natural thing.

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