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    Default Re: LapDance gone WRONG

    Vyanka, the little treats you show up with . . .

    I remember seeing this one! Any time I think about doing a private party, I think of this little incident. No can do.
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    LOL. Just make sure the guy isn't really shit-faced. He kept chugging those shots while that girl was dancing.

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    Oh that would totally suck.
    Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
    Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.

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    Ewwww.

    Vyanka! Yuck!!!!


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    Ugh!! I'd have punched that stupis ass! What a LOSER! I feel bad for her getting puked on!

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    Default Re: LapDance gone WRONG

    I remember that one.....We see guys like that thowing up in the street and on the cars parked next to the club pretty much every fri and sat night.

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    That was almost expected. A private party I was recently at, the dancer barfed on the groom. Now THAT was comedy.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Ack!!!!

    Love the slo-mo though..

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    Id pretty much say, OKAY, you owe me more money for THAT crap, thats just naaasty!

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    *vomits*

    Ewy Ewy Ewy! I would have made that boy pay!

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    Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!

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    Default Re: LapDance gone WRONG

    men are fucking dogs sometimes, ugh!

    seriously, giv me a man with a BRAIN and im all yours.
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    lol... eww.. but lol.

    Love it!

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