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    Arrow myspace leeches

    ever since i changed my status to single, ive been getting a lot of emails from boring guys who are all like, oh, i saw your pics and you are hot! just wanted to say hi, etc.

    so i put the following blog on my page and am interested to know your opinions on it. purely for interest's sake:

    "Listen up little boys. Just because you looked at my pictures and didnt bother to read my profile and get an idea of what I am about and in so doing realise that I would more than likely laugh at you does not mean you should email me telling me that you think I am hot.

    I do not need you to tell me I am attractive. I do not need your validation. So learn this lesson now, any woman of substance does not need you to lather her in compliments, it just smacks of you trying to get in her pants.

    Do not email me because you think im sexy and it says im single. I am more than likely NOT interested in you.

    I like men with BALLS. I like MEN, not boys. I like men with tattoos, a life, an opinion, self respect, a sense of humour and open mind and who are unconventional and interesting to me.

    The hard part is, my interests are very obscure, so yeah, I probably will ignore your lame ass email trying to get my attention.

    Want my attention? Be a shit hot skater, surfer, artist, dancer, bike rider, snow boarder, etc. Have a brain, have some balls, honour and respect women, understand that its not all about you, have a life, an ambition, have some interests and more than likely, try not to be British. From my 8 year experience with British men, yeah, Id rather take foreign.

    So yeah, go ahead, send me hate mail. Tell me what a stuck up bitch I am. Tell me how ill never get laid with my attitude, how im fat and ugly and whatever else you can pull from behind your bruised ego.

    I have bigger balls than you do, so go ahead, entertain me because if you catch my attention, you will be really really happy

    PS: If you are Travis Barker or Channing Tatum you are more than welcome to contact me "
    "Sex is currency. What's the use of being beautiful if you can't profit from it?" - Lily St Cyr (40's burlesque dancer)

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    What sucks about any internet site is the lack of READING THE RULES. It doesn't matter where I go, when I put my own rules on my profile, no one listens. I say that I'm not single and not looking, I get emails about hooking up. When I say I wont send nude pics, I get emails requesting them. When I say no minors, I get add requests from 15 year olds. Egads.
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    I doubt that you'll find many people will read the blog - not the ones you want to read it anyway.
    I have an away message up permanently now at myspace. If people want to contact me they can leave a comment, reply to bulletins or my blog and I can mail them first meaning that they can mail me back from then on. Its not the ideal way to screen out all the annoying people but for me its prererable to having to deal with the mountains of shit mail I was getting previously.

    Oh yeah and Paige, you can change your setting so that minors cant ad you, hurray!!!

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    I've faced the fact that I realise that no one really bothers READING my work profile and subsequently the stress has gone down. If I get any of those boring emails, delete! I've posted a blog about it just like you yet I know they won't read it.

    The "joy" of myspace.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 21stcenturyfox View Post
    ever since i changed my status to single, ive been getting a lot of emails from boring guys who are all like, oh, i saw your pics and you are hot! just wanted to say hi, etc.

    Oh, I saw that you said that you changed your status to single on myspace and that boring guys think you're hot.

    So, I just wanted to say hi.
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    Guys get swarms of camgirls every day. At leats your messages come from actual people, if complete dickweeds, and not some account-creation script.

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    I don't even read messages I get on myspace anymore unless they come from people I already know and it saves my alot of time and headaches.

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    jsut curious...what's up with British guys? why don't you like them?

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    I had something similar on my page to deal with those guys... they either didn't read it or read it and got all pissed off and wrote me a nasty email. If you make yours private, they're more likely to leave you alone. Or, put up a default pic that doesn't attract attention.
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    I have a message like that on my Myspace too, and only about 1/100 of the people that write me read it. I even tell guys that I don't care if their dick is made of gold, I'm not interested, yet they write me to tell me how awesome they are in bed. It's totally lame, so I just delete about half the messages I get.

    Aussie, where can I click on something so minors can't friend request me? I need it badly!

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    I guess I've bypassed them at the gate, because this isn't an issue for me. Maybe because I don't approve anybody I don't really know, if they sound like an idiot on their profile I won't bother approving, and my profile is set to private. Sure, I've approved what looked to be a decent guy and they turned out acting like a horny 13 year old, but now that I've gotten selective in who I choose, it's not such a problem.

    Oh, Ginger, I believe you can go in "Account Settings" and it has the choice of who can see your page:
    - Everyone
    -Only 18 and up
    -Only Friends
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    Its in account settings somewhere (-:


    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    I have a message like that on my Myspace too, and only about 1/100 of the people that write me read it. I even tell guys that I don't care if their dick is made of gold, I'm not interested, yet they write me to tell me how awesome they are in bed. It's totally lame, so I just delete about half the messages I get.

    Aussie, where can I click on something so minors can't friend request me? I need it badly!

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    Its very difficult when you throw yourself onto a site which is designed for muti-functions ( meeting people , friends , family ) and not run into a few horny guys / gals with no class , but really what kind of expectations should we have . Some are really asking for it when you see a pic that is nothing but clevage , legs , ass - I myself prefer this method but I try to refrain from expressing my inner emotions to that person . However when I see a new avator appear that is attractive I am going to tell you that I like the new pic . Btw - what kind of bike do you ride ?

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    I put a message up like that one my page also. I ended up just closing my account. I was getting some wierdo's and repetetive people. Just make your profile private..even though that will only cut the emails in half. Or put something like wierd as your profile picture, like your dogs butt. I think that would end all the wierd emails!

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    i actually wanted to know what ya'll thought about the blog post i made, not the issue it addresses
    "Sex is currency. What's the use of being beautiful if you can't profit from it?" - Lily St Cyr (40's burlesque dancer)

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    Oh, I thought it was a good post. Unfortunately, like it was said, I don't think that will deter the pervs, nor will they even read it....

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    It's a good post, but yeah, it won't change anything. And I bet a bunch of the guys who DO read it will think, "Hey, I'm sexy and I've got a tattoo, and I'm a big-balled manly man. She'll definitely wanna hear from ME." Meanwhile they live with mom and their tattoo is of Mickey Mouse.

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    It is not Mickey I'm telling my Mommy . Your post is fine don't think it will make much of a difference though like Yek said .

    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    It's a good post, but yeah, it won't change anything. And I bet a bunch of the guys who DO read it will think, "Hey, I'm sexy and I've got a tattoo, and I'm a big-balled manly man. She'll definitely wanna hear from ME." Meanwhile they live with mom and their tattoo is of Mickey Mouse.

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    I have in my profile and have had for a while something to the effect of I DO NOT HOOK UP. DON'T ASK! I still get the "you're hot" e-mails regularly. Of course they usually don't spell it out and write something like "yur hot sexi" or something spelled even worse. It's bad enough they e-mail like I'm going to want to chat with them automatically but at least could they write the shit out? This isn't a phone. You don't have to write like it's a text message.

    But the answer is no, they won't pay attention. I still get that crap all the time. I just ignore them.

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    Yeah its a great blog, but you're talking to yourself. The guys wont read it.

    I get the feeling that the guys on myspace write out a cheesy "U r hott" message, and then copy and paste it to every single girl in thier area code. Most likely they did not read a thing on your profile, and only glanced at your pics. It's a numbers game, its dating spam. Unfortunately, your blog will be no defense against them!

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    the worst is wen they send you a msg with just their msn/yahoo ID, like oh yeah, im a lonely little rapunzal waiting for you to rescue me from my boredom!
    "Sex is currency. What's the use of being beautiful if you can't profit from it?" - Lily St Cyr (40's burlesque dancer)

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    I've posted many a blog along those lines in the past. It doesn't help.

    My faves are the guys who message me to say "Hey I really loved your profile, if you wanna chat my MSN is [email protected]". It's like, oh yeah, you loved my profile sooo much that you didn't even bother to read the parts where it says repeatedly in bold capitalized letters "I DO NOT CHAT. I WILL NOT TALK TO YOU ON MSN/AIM/WHATEVER. I AM NOT INTERESTED IN CHATTING WITH YOU SO DON'T ASK"

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    I liked your post... I wish it would work.. grr
    I hate the fact that just becuase I am friends with a stripper all the guys that see that want me to add them. If I don't know you already, what makes you think I want to now? ugh..
    I keep my profile set to private that way that don't get a peek at any of the good stuff.. heh
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    well, you know how men are .. they think 'no' means 'yes' and 'get lost' means 'TAKE ME I'M YOURS!!'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    jsut curious...what's up with British guys? why don't you like them?
    I am british and personally I find em dull and the british accent on men just doesn't do it for me..... sounds great on me though


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