ever since i changed my status to single, ive been getting a lot of emails from boring guys who are all like, oh, i saw your pics and you are hot! just wanted to say hi, etc.
so i put the following blog on my page and am interested to know your opinions on it. purely for interest's sake:
"Listen up little boys. Just because you looked at my pictures and didnt bother to read my profile and get an idea of what I am about and in so doing realise that I would more than likely laugh at you does not mean you should email me telling me that you think I am hot.
I do not need you to tell me I am attractive. I do not need your validation. So learn this lesson now, any woman of substance does not need you to lather her in compliments, it just smacks of you trying to get in her pants.
Do not email me because you think im sexy and it says im single. I am more than likely NOT interested in you.
I like men with BALLS. I like MEN, not boys. I like men with tattoos, a life, an opinion, self respect, a sense of humour and open mind and who are unconventional and interesting to me.
The hard part is, my interests are very obscure, so yeah, I probably will ignore your lame ass email trying to get my attention.
Want my attention? Be a shit hot skater, surfer, artist, dancer, bike rider, snow boarder, etc. Have a brain, have some balls, honour and respect women, understand that its not all about you, have a life, an ambition, have some interests and more than likely, try not to be British. From my 8 year experience with British men, yeah, Id rather take foreign.
So yeah, go ahead, send me hate mail. Tell me what a stuck up bitch I am. Tell me how ill never get laid with my attitude, how im fat and ugly and whatever else you can pull from behind your bruised ego.
I have bigger balls than you do, so go ahead, entertain me because if you catch my attention, you will be really really happy
PS: If you are Travis Barker or Channing Tatum you are more than welcome to contact me"




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I'm telling my Mommy . Your post is fine don't think it will make much of a difference though like Yek said . 
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