Results 1 to 24 of 24

Thread: Stabby!

  1. #1
    God/dess PaigeDWinter's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Cocoa Beach, FL
    Posts
    10,220
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 52 Times in 37 Posts

    Default Stabby!

    WHY? WHY? Why would they do this to me? What? No House tonight?!?! But I WAITED.... so patiently! And why? FOR TWO HOURS OF AMERICAN effing IDOL???? *gag*



    Pardon moi whilst I go stabby something.
    Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
    *******************************

    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

  2. #2
    God/dess PookaShell's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2006
    Location
    The middle of a field in the south texas countryside...
    Posts
    4,186
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 13 Times in 8 Posts

    Default Re: Stabby!

    I'ma help you stab some shit. I loafed in my jammies all day and waited for the wonderful moment that is House. But no. British accents and shitty singing.

    Fuckkkk this.

  3. #3
    God/dess
    Joined
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    3,354
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 57 Times in 3 Posts

    Default Re: Stabby!

    Oh...but everyone loves AI...didn't you two know???

    Boo for no House, by the way.

  4. #4
    Featured Member GenWar's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2004
    Location
    North Central New York State
    Posts
    1,107
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Stabby!

    *is watching a rerun of Chapelle Show*

    *goes to watch Heroes on DVD*
    "See, believe it or not (and I don't care whether you do), it's never been about the sex. I get sex at home, anytime, and we like it, and it's good for both of us. No, my stripclub experience has been about acceptance, and affirmation, and desirability...There have been some women who have a personality that just clicks with mine, and in the faux-sex atmosphere of the club, it's a mix that is completely seductive." - Jay Zeno

  5. #5
    God/dess PaigeDWinter's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Cocoa Beach, FL
    Posts
    10,220
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 52 Times in 37 Posts

    Default Re: Stabby!

    Guh, I guess I can go watch Stranger Than Fiction... but still! HOUSE!
    Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
    *******************************

    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

  6. #6
    God/dess PookaShell's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2006
    Location
    The middle of a field in the south texas countryside...
    Posts
    4,186
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 13 Times in 8 Posts

    Default Re: Stabby!

    *watches Harry Potter* *sighs*

  7. #7
    Featured Member GenWar's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2004
    Location
    North Central New York State
    Posts
    1,107
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Stabby!

    "Some people say that cucumbers taste better pickled."

    "What?"

    "Huh?"

    "What?"

    "huh?"
    "See, believe it or not (and I don't care whether you do), it's never been about the sex. I get sex at home, anytime, and we like it, and it's good for both of us. No, my stripclub experience has been about acceptance, and affirmation, and desirability...There have been some women who have a personality that just clicks with mine, and in the faux-sex atmosphere of the club, it's a mix that is completely seductive." - Jay Zeno

  8. #8
    God/dess
    Joined
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    8,427
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 30 Times in 22 Posts

    Default Re: Stabby!

    i was flipping through the channels trying to find something to entertain me (there's nothing, btw) and i stopped on american idol because i swear i thought this guy was jack osbourne and i couldnt figure out why he was on this show. so anyway, while i was waiting for the guys name, i see an ad at the bottom of the screen...

    "are you smarter than a 5th grader?" premiere next tuesday!

    seriously. these people need their show writing privilages taken away.

  9. #9
    God/dess
    Joined
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    3,354
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 57 Times in 3 Posts

    Default Re: Stabby!

    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    i was flipping through the channels trying to find something to entertain me (there's nothing, btw) and i stopped on american idol because i swear i thought this guy was jack osbourne and i couldnt figure out why he was on this show. so anyway, while i was waiting for the guys name, i see an ad at the bottom of the screen...

    "are you smarter than a 5th grader?" premiere next tuesday!

    seriously. these people need their show writing privilages taken away.
    I saw the preview for it...Jeff Foxworthy is hosting. Ha!

  10. #10
    God/dess Lysondra's Avatar
    Joined
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Another Country
    Posts
    18,664
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 148 Times in 100 Posts

    Default Re: Stabby!

    I loooove House.. but we JUST got the new season where his leg is better and he juuuust got back on his cane... so don't tell any secrets!

    God, I wanna f*ck Hugh Laurie so many ways... mmmm.


    Look like a woman
    Think like a man
    Act like a lady
    Work like a dog

    - My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success

  11. #11
    Banned ArmySGT.'s Avatar
    Joined
    May 2005
    Location
    SW Counter Troll HQ
    Posts
    5,582
    Thanks
    1,589
    Thanked 1,674 Times in 1,043 Posts
    Blog Entries
    13
    My Mood
    Amused

    Default Re: Stabby!

    Hugh Laurie in Blackadder goes forth? or in the Young Ones?

    Hugh Laurie brief filmography......


    * Stuart Little 3: Call of the Wild (2006) - Mr Frederick Little (voice)
    * Valiant (2005) - Wing Commander Gutsy (voice)
    * House (2004–present) - Dr Gregory House
    * Flight of the Phoenix (2004) - Ian
    * Stuart Little 2 (2002) - Mr Frederick Little
    * Life with Judy Garland: Me and My Shadows (2001) - Vincente Minnelli
    * Chica de Río (2001) - Raymond
    * Maybe Baby (2000) - Sam Bell
    * Stuart Little (1999) - Mr Fredrick Little
    * Blackadder: Back & Forth (1999) - Viscount George Bufton-Tufton/Georgius
    * Cousin Bette (199 - Baron Hector Hulot
    * The Man in the Iron Mask (199 - Pierre, The King's Advisor
    * The Bill (199
    * The Borrowers (1997) - Police Officer Steady
    * Spiceworld (1997) - Poirot
    * 101 Dalmatians (1996) - Jasper
    * Tracey Takes On... (1996) - Timothy Bugge (Season 1)
    * Sense and Sensibility (1995) - Mr Palmer
    * Peter's Friends (1992) - Roger Charleston
    * Jeeves and Wooster (1990–1993) - Bertie Wooster
    * The New Statesman (1989) - Waiter
    * Blackadder Goes Forth (1989) - Lt the Honourable George Colhurst St Barleigh
    * A Bit of Fry and Laurie (1989–1995) - writer/various characters
    * Blackadder the Third (1987) - George, Prince of Wales, Prince Regent
    * Filthy Rich & Catflap (1986) - N'Bend
    * Happy Families (1985) - Jim
    * Blackadder II (1985) - Simon Partridge (also known as Mr Ostrich & Farters Parters), Prince Ludwig the Indestructible
    * The Young Ones (1984) - Lord Monty
    * Alfresco (1983–1984) - writer/various characters
    Last edited by ArmySGT.; 02-20-2007 at 09:12 PM. Reason: crap typing again

  12. #12
    God/dess Lysondra's Avatar
    Joined
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Another Country
    Posts
    18,664
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 148 Times in 100 Posts

    Default Re: Stabby!

    Blackadder Goes Forth, definitely... mmmm.


    Look like a woman
    Think like a man
    Act like a lady
    Work like a dog

    - My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success

  13. #13
    AlexxaHex
    Guest

    Default Re: Stabby!

    Quote Originally Posted by GenWar View Post
    "Some people say that cucumbers taste better pickled."

    "What?"

    "Huh?"

    "What?"

    "huh?"
    HAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Nicole Simpson can't rap! I want justice!

  14. #14
    Banned ArmySGT.'s Avatar
    Joined
    May 2005
    Location
    SW Counter Troll HQ
    Posts
    5,582
    Thanks
    1,589
    Thanked 1,674 Times in 1,043 Posts
    Blog Entries
    13
    My Mood
    Amused

    Default Re: Stabby!

    Oh and American Idol sucks ................

    I would rather cut my eyes out with rusty teaspoons and fill the sockets with salt & Vinegar that watch that crap.............


    Bring on the Circus, stick around for the Bread................. (sigh)

  15. #15
    Banned ArmySGT.'s Avatar
    Joined
    May 2005
    Location
    SW Counter Troll HQ
    Posts
    5,582
    Thanks
    1,589
    Thanked 1,674 Times in 1,043 Posts
    Blog Entries
    13
    My Mood
    Amused

    Default Re: Stabby!

    Oh yes Black Adder definitely...........

    See We agreed on something. Look! Look! the Earth is still on it's axis!

  16. #16
    God/dess Nautilus's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2005
    Location
    a safe place for dancers, just ask me
    Posts
    2,132
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts

    Default Re: Stabby!

    mmmm... house....

    better to have old house downunder than no house up there.

  17. #17
    God/dess Lysondra's Avatar
    Joined
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Another Country
    Posts
    18,664
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 148 Times in 100 Posts

    Default Re: Stabby!

    I'd love to have house downunder....

    .. you mean Australia, don't you? o.o


    Look like a woman
    Think like a man
    Act like a lady
    Work like a dog

    - My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success

  18. #18
    Banned gingerlee's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Where the cool kids hang out.
    Posts
    4,103
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Stabby!

    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    Hugh Laurie in Blackadder goes forth? or in the Young Ones?

    Hugh Laurie brief filmography......


    * Stuart Little 3: Call of the Wild (2006) - Mr Frederick Little (voice)
    * Valiant (2005) - Wing Commander Gutsy (voice)
    * House (2004–present) - Dr Gregory House
    * Flight of the Phoenix (2004) - Ian
    * Stuart Little 2 (2002) - Mr Frederick Little
    * Life with Judy Garland: Me and My Shadows (2001) - Vincente Minnelli
    * Chica de Río (2001) - Raymond
    * Maybe Baby (2000) - Sam Bell
    * Stuart Little (1999) - Mr Fredrick Little
    * Blackadder: Back & Forth (1999) - Viscount George Bufton-Tufton/Georgius
    * Cousin Bette (199 - Baron Hector Hulot
    * The Man in the Iron Mask (199 - Pierre, The King's Advisor
    * The Bill (199
    * The Borrowers (1997) - Police Officer Steady
    * Spiceworld (1997) - Poirot
    * 101 Dalmatians (1996) - Jasper
    * Tracey Takes On... (1996) - Timothy Bugge (Season 1)
    * Sense and Sensibility (1995) - Mr Palmer
    * Peter's Friends (1992) - Roger Charleston
    * Jeeves and Wooster (1990–1993) - Bertie Wooster
    * The New Statesman (1989) - Waiter
    * Blackadder Goes Forth (1989) - Lt the Honourable George Colhurst St Barleigh
    * A Bit of Fry and Laurie (1989–1995) - writer/various characters
    * Blackadder the Third (1987) - George, Prince of Wales, Prince Regent
    * Filthy Rich & Catflap (1986) - N'Bend
    * Happy Families (1985) - Jim
    * Blackadder II (1985) - Simon Partridge (also known as Mr Ostrich & Farters Parters), Prince Ludwig the Indestructible
    * The Young Ones (1984) - Lord Monty
    * Alfresco (1983–1984) - writer/various characters

    Awww shit! It's on now, I can slowly stalk Hugh Laurie, bit by bit, through his work. I was pissed about no House tonight too, but I knew there wasn't going to be any, when I turned on the TV the 'American Idol' time slot was 2 hours. Digital cable is a blessing and a curse, tonight it was a curse. I couldn't change the channel though, I just watched American Idol, telling most of the guys that they sucked.

    I want my House dammit!

  19. #19
    God/dess MrChristopher's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2004
    Location
    philadelphia suburbs (delaware, actually)
    Posts
    4,857
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts

    Default Re: Stabby!

    House isn't on for I think another 2 weeks or something due to that AI nonsense. Feh, I say. Ah well. I'm gonna go drop a thumbdrive full of new tunes off to Mr PhillyDJ...perhaps he'll entertain me.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

  20. #20
    Banned gingerlee's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Where the cool kids hang out.
    Posts
    4,103
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Stabby!

    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher View Post
    House isn't on for I think another 2 weeks or something due to that AI nonsense. Feh, I say. Ah well. I'm gonna go drop a thumbdrive full of new tunes off to Mr PhillyDJ...perhaps he'll entertain me.
    You're right. We don't get any House 'til March 6th. Damn you Fox, damn you. *Shakes fist*

  21. #21
    God/dess BalletBaby's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Candy Mountain
    Posts
    3,835
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts

    Default Re: Stabby!

    But isn't House on another channel? I think they have reruns on either USA or TNT. I'll have to drive up to Lubbock and steal my sister's first season dvds!

  22. #22
    God/dess PaigeDWinter's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Cocoa Beach, FL
    Posts
    10,220
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 52 Times in 37 Posts

    Default Re: Stabby!

    Quote Originally Posted by BalletBaby View Post
    But isn't House on another channel? I think they have reruns on either USA or TNT. I'll have to drive up to Lubbock and steal my sister's first season dvds!

    I don't get those channels, but I have season 1 and 2 at Blockbuster... I've seen them all already.
    Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
    *******************************

    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

  23. #23
    God/dess BalletBaby's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Candy Mountain
    Posts
    3,835
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts

    Default Re: Stabby!

    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    I don't get those channels, but I have season 1 and 2 at Blockbuster... I've seen them all already.
    Aw that sucks! And its been postponed for American Idol? What is the world coming to? They pick a show with awful singers over a great actor?

  24. #24
    Featured Member DJ Machismo's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Centerville, OH
    Posts
    953
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default Re: Stabby!

    Well they did mention last week that the next episode would be 3 weeks later. So two more weeks of no House on Tuesday nights.
    Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
    Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •