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    actuarial help please...

    ..what are the percentages of guys who die during a Lap Dance? have you ever heard of this? just getting too excited and huffing and puffing and.. *dead* i think this one whenever an old guy wheezes in my ear. and who would be accountable? woudl it be the girl's fault? i mean, if she was giving a laid back sensual dance he might not have died.. right?

    the train going by on the EL(evated subway) tracks sounded really loud today and kinda rickety. i live a block away from it.. could it jump off tracks?

    ..i wonder about these random percentages.. but to ask the bf (who is an actuary) he'd think i was.. uhrm.. strange. and well, even if i am.. well.. you ladies get me as strange as i am.

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    Haha, Ive no idea - it would be awful if it happened though! I cant imagine it would happen too often. How many people die whilst having sex - its not a high percentage as far as I know
    I hope someone answers this! (-:

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    maybe im just a sicko for thinking this thought each time some old dude wheezes.. "no! but you haven't paid me yet!" (haha, meant as a joke, but no really.. pay first buddy)

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    I worked at a club once and a old guy had a heart attack or a stroke(something)in the VIP room. They had to call a freaking ambulance, it caused such a ruckus and the girl was freaking out so BAD! He ended up being fine, well he didnt die that is, and the next day he sent her a dozen roses at work! Guess he really enjoyed himself despite the "almost dying" part..

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    I say that to guys who tell me, "you're killing me!"

    "I can't kill you. You haven't paid me yet."

    Do you ever get the guy whose heart beats so strongly that you can feel it pounding into you? Those guys scare me....like they will spontaneously combust or something.

    Is it considered murder? with a lethal weapon?

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    HA! can we really be considered lethal weapons? well, i guess your boobs could, but mine not so much..

    i was thinking it's more along the manslaughter lines..

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    I remember reading this story a few years ago in one of the London rags, saying it happened in some English town further north. LOL

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    well i gathered up my courage.. i asked the actuary boyfriend and he sent me this:
    http://www.benbest.com/lifeext/cause...rce=DeathClock

    and that list of per 100,000 accidental deaths... wtf russia! haha. anyways, i thought i'd share my morbidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    I say that to guys who tell me, "you're killing me!"

    "I can't kill you. You haven't paid me yet."

    Do you ever get the guy whose heart beats so strongly that you can feel it pounding into you? Those guys scare me....like they will spontaneously combust or something.

    Is it considered murder? with a lethal weapon?
    I do the same thing! Either that or I say, "Okay, but if you die, there was never any money in your wallet if the cops ask."


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    Hahaha! I would actually like to have some old dude take a heart attack during a lap dance, whether it is my customer or not. I just get an adrenalin rush anytime I have to use any of my newly learned Paramedic skills. Maybe I am just a bit twisted, but I crave that kind of excitement.

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