I would SO buy the baby wipes one. Mostly because people used to take all my baby wipes when I house danced, and it irked the hell out of me. Sometimes I want to take baby wipes from random people to even things out.
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I would SO buy the baby wipes one. Mostly because people used to take all my baby wipes when I house danced, and it irked the hell out of me. Sometimes I want to take baby wipes from random people to even things out.





^^ LOL I could see you walking into random clubs asking "can I borrow some of these" or just taking some right out of some chics bag and leaving the place. lol Create your own baby wipe karma.
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi





Ok, yeah, I can see myself doing that. I've seen crazier things over baby wipes. I remember when I was a baby stripper (18, 19) I worked in a club with a house mom, and she provided the baby wipes for us. Well, somebody kept stealing the box the baby wipes came in, so she got a new box and put a CURSE on the box. She wrote the curse on it and everything.But I'll be dammed, that box stayed put. Whatever works I guess.




forgive my newbness, why baby wipes? just general cleanliness or is it something unmentionable?
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They are for cleaning everything that ever gets dirty on a stripper.
Inside of shoes (from "stage jam")
Butt from sitting on questionable customer/bench/chair
Excess stage sweat
Natural vaginal "leakage"
Used in place of TP to avoid lint
Saliva from mouth-aggressive customer
Invisible germs from skeevy people touching you




ah, so it's for the general cleanliness of unmentionables.got it! thanks!





Yeah, baby wipes are one of the things I HAVE to have at work. They make my life at work so much easier.





Ha, my dog.




dogs are cooler than cats!




BEAGLE!
I heart beagles, they look like puppies, even after ten or fifteen years. The actual Beagle puppies are precious. I've raised them since I was little.
People always ask me, did I ever learn anything when I was a stripper? Yeah, I did. One man plus two beers equals 20 dollars.
-- Anna Nicole Smith
Myspace is an obsession...much like Stripperweb...
http://www.myspace.com/cameronkeys (real myspace)
http://www.myspace.com/sexyhotdancer(work myspace)
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
People always ask me, did I ever learn anything when I was a stripper? Yeah, I did. One man plus two beers equals 20 dollars.
-- Anna Nicole Smith
Myspace is an obsession...much like Stripperweb...
http://www.myspace.com/cameronkeys (real myspace)
http://www.myspace.com/sexyhotdancer(work myspace)
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
well this is a video of a cat its funny
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My doggie again:
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I just made this one with the help of my bf:
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