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    This is way too long! But read it anyway!

    Hihi...Why is posting this scary?! Anyhoo...I've been kinda perving over SW for a couple of weeks and thought I should probably finally post...
    I've had quite the fascination with strippers since I was a little girl, what could possibly be better than getting paid to dance around naked and be gorgeous?
    I'm a university student and have just moved to Wellington, New Zealand (from Christchurch NZ)..there seem to be a fair amount of clubs up here and now that I'm a poor student dancing seems to be getting even more appealing...
    I think as well as this seeming like the opportune time for me to start dancing, I've kind of reached a point where emotionally I'd actually be able to handle it. (Fuck this is getting long)

    So there is pretty much one thing stopping me at the moment..and unfortunately I'm sure you're all bored to death of hearing girls say this: I've just gotten way too fat for it to be conceivable that anyone is going to want to pay to see me naked, about a year ago I was close o my ideal body, 5'7 and 126 pounds, and even then a lot of it was boobs and wide hips, I would happily dance at that weight. In like the last year working at a horrible office job, moving in with my boyfriend who I love to cook for and eat with and just generally being really comfortable and not caring what my body looks like too much I've gone up to like 150 lbs. Which sucks.

    So basically at this point I'm going to try and lose as much weight as quickly as possible and tone up, I walk a lot and wellington has a lot of hills and I've started doing Winsor pilates again so I just need to get my diet sorted out and get my body back ASAP because I'm ready to audition and I need to do it before I lose my nerve!

    So..hi! Sorry this is so incredibly long winded..and if anyone knows of some clubs in Wellington that you might recommend I start out in (ie low standards lol) let me know

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    Hello fair kiwi!

    You don't sound gigantic. You make yourself sound like a boat but I doubt that's the case.

    An easy way to lose weight is a high-fiber balanced veggie & fruit diet (little to no meat or dairy)...& Working out in the morning when you have the most energy. Hope you audition soon & tell us all about it.

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    Default Re: This is way too long! But read it anyway!

    hehe yeah I think I might have to try that kind of diet, I've done really well on atkins in the past but I went back on it for a few days about a month ago and I felt like was dying, so I dont think I'm going back there...
    I'm not HUGE but there is some definite grossness around my tummy and thigh area..
    oh well, not for long!

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    That smiley has psycho eyes! I'm sorry I didn't mean to give the impression that I'm going to rape you lol..

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    Oh it's allright New Zealanders are well-known as being docile. LOL

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    lol

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    Hello and welcome (-:

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