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    lol. this is being passed around on the SW myspace circuit, and i though it was worth posting ere, for those of you not cool enough

    The Rules of Drunk Dialing

    1. It is only drunk dialing if you are in fact drunk.

    2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.

    3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom, I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you!"

    4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something?

    5.Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come.

    6.Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober.

    7.It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night.

    8.You can also call this same ex and let them know, that you know, that they still love you. Then explain to them that I would still love me too!

    9.If you are a frequent dialer, never get mad if someone dials you. Be happy they thought of you in this special time.

    10.It is always a good idea to sing on someone's answering machine or voicemail. Especially a show tune.

    11.Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted or dirty and sex crazed... Never angry.

    12.Most likely you will never drunk dial your best friends. They are usually the ones taking your phone away and reminding you that "you have a problem."

    13.If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. Nothing good can come from it.

    14.Always call someone you know. Finding random numbers in phone books is bad and usually leads to angry dialing.

    15.If your cell phone dies, remember everything happens for a reason. Never borrow a friend's phone to do your dialing.

    16. Drunk dialing to foreign country is usually to costly to be a good idea. But if you feel like if you don't call this person you'll just die, break rule 15 and use a friend's phone.

    17. Drunk dialing may lead to drunk muffin stuffing.... Be prepared.

    18.When dialing remember that "hanging out" at 3 in the A.M. usually doesn't involve cards it's probably going to be more like cheap lube and handcuffs. So be prepared when you really do want to play X-box when you're drunk..... "You want me to do what with your box? Play with it?"

    19.Don't drunk dial in the pool, tub, or rainstorm. It only ends up with you blow drying your phone when you're far to drunk to be using electronics and you wont be able to drunk dial anymore that night.

    20.Never, I repeat, never drunk dial your boss, preacher, grandpa, or friend's parents. If you are that hard up to call someone, there is an 800 number on Budweiser boxes. The person on the other line always sounds cute, plus I think they are used to drunk dialers.

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    Love this and im horrible about doing this!

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    This is so fucking funny!!! I love you Lola!
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    Hey I'm drunk posting!!!!!!!!
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    haha! ^ nice! I am the queen of drunk dialers..... and H is almost always the victim.....

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    Default Re: drunk dialing: the rules

    ah, those heady days of the ol' drunk dial.

    i believe i called 'someone' in arizona, on their diverted japanese mobile, from australia. boy was THAT an expensive call... for him. heh.

    so... *hic*... what you YOOOU wearing... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    haha! ^ nice! I am the queen of drunk dialers..... and H is almost always the victim.....
    Ima move to florida, and babysit your phone. No H dialing 'specially drunk!

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    Sooooo funny. I have a drunk texting problem. I have said so many dumb things or sent the wrong peron a text meant for someone else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post
    Ima move to florida, and babysit your phone. No H dialing 'specially drunk!
    oooh! withpooka to entertain me, i would;t even think of hm....

    no wait, i'd try to convnce him to do ys both (wouldn't be hard!)

    on the upside, i deleated his number, so i haven't called him tonit. and my phonebok is safe in my trunk, and im tucked into bed ,playng wif myself.

    pooka- i have a spare room, and a king sized bed, so come play wif me!!!!

    lola=soooo dunk

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    Quote Originally Posted by twisterinAZ View Post
    Sooooo funny. I have a drunk texting problem. I have said so many dumb things or sent the wrong peron a text meant for someone else.
    Oh my god, me too! Worst part is I religiously delete my text log so I never remember what the hell I said to the recepient. I always have to shame myself by asking the person on the next day about my silly or dirty messages.

    I need to have someone take my phone away when I start drinking.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    oooh! withpooka to entertain me, i would;t even think of hm....

    no wait, i'd try to convnce him to do ys both (wouldn't be hard!)

    on the upside, i deleated his number, so i haven't called him tonit. and my phonebok is safe in my trunk, and im tucked into bed ,playng wif myself.

    pooka- i have a spare room, and a king sized bed, so come play wif me!!!!

    lola=soooo dunk
    Im on mah way!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    wow. I don't even remember posting that. ^ but it can't be that bad if I'm getting a pooka as part of the deal!!! And a dotie, in another thread. life rocks

    I need to stay off of SW when I'm drunk....

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    i like to think that i stay within the confines of drunk dialing law .. mostly

    THIS WAS HILARIOUS BECAUSE WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE ... haven't we?

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    21. Never pathetically call an ex and tell them that you love them while intoxicated, especially if they sound sober when they answer the phone.

    22. Once you realize you are in the midst of a drunk dial, it is acceptable to hang up the phone once the recipient answers. Better than drunken rambling, and you can always use the, "My phone dialed you in my purse!" line.
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    LOL These are so true...I drunk dial and drunk text message all the time!






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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    1. It is only drunk dialing if you are in fact drunk.

    2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.

    6.Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober.

    13.If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. Nothing good can come from it.
    my favorites! im guilty of all of these.. i have pretended to be drunk, i swear if i call someone that many times (which does happen ) i dont remember the next day because i was *that* drunk, i erase my texts out of habit so i dont have to see them the next day (that can be bad though sometimes to not know!), and i always seem to remember my exes number even though i dont have it saved.

    basically, i need all communication devices taken away when im drunk. but i think everyone has just come to expect it from me now

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    23. Never send that chic you just met that your "sure to bang" a picture of your cock when drunk, YOUR DRUNK you have no idea who's number she just gave you! It could be your mom's number!!! Yes I know a guy that has done it, he still feels bad about it.
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    haha~! I love the addendums.... lola has broken rules numbered:

    1 I've pretended..... oopsies! just don't get caught!

    2 The actual total is 42. Then my phone died...

    4 make sure you call the correct guy, that's my best advice!

    5 hearing my messages always makes me cringe.... lola is a verrrry! honest drunk..

    6 trés embarassing.... but i don't mind sharing my embarrassmet for others amusement, which is good.... ish.

    7 hah! I had one boyfriend I was sure wa a virgin before me, but i didn't call him on it, untill one night, 8 shots and 1 breakup later....

    8 ^different guy..... H ges this call from time to time....

    9 I love getting drunk dialed!!!! call me people!!!!

    10 rent!(without you, seasons of love, holloween and the title song)
    avenue q(mix tape, what do you do with a BA in English, everyone's a little bit rascist, and the internet is for porn)
    nine (the bells of saint sebastian)
    les misérables (at the end of the day, do you hear the people sing, on my own, I dreamed a dream)
    and once, verrrry verrry drunk, phantom of the opera [think of me].
    luckily, I can sing well! so it isn't that bad!!!!

    11 Do not bitch someone out if you cannot articulate.... also make sure it's the right #

    13 ya..... this is why it is both good, and bad, to remember numbers, or have friends drunk enough to let you borrow their phone.

    15 ummm. more like sneaking into their purse to get it....

    17 not sure what this one means, but chances are i've done it.

    18 "come hang out with me! I'm naked and horney and we're playing strip poker".....

    19 also, don't jump into a pool mid deep drunken conversation..... you get cut off...

    20 do not call your teachers. or directors. but it is ok to call your manager, as long as you're friends otc. especially durring club hours. they will put you on speaker phone in the dressing room!

    21 ya, just.... ya.

    22 haha. it's even better if you say, "I'm drunk. and this is gonna be embarrassing tomorrow, so I'm going to hang up now!"

    23 well, boobie pictures and masterbation shots...... then when he calls 15 minutes later, all ready to go, do not say, sorry, I already came tonight.

    lola is bad

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    I developed a bit of a problem with this with one particular guy. But - he really enabled me.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    5 hearing my messages always makes me cringe.... lola is a verrrry! honest drunk..
    I'm more of a nonsense speaking drunk. I wind up talking about things I've never considered, and the next day thinking "I said that? That is very strange thing for me to say..."

    10 rent!(without you, seasons of love, holloween and the title song)
    avenue q(mix tape, what do you do with a BA in English, everyone's a little bit rascist, and the internet is for porn)
    nine (the bells of saint sebastian)
    les misérables (at the end of the day, do you hear the people sing, on my own, I dreamed a dream)
    and once, verrrry verrry drunk, phantom of the opera [think of me].
    luckily, I can sing well! so it isn't that bad!!!!
    Oh! Oh, oh, oh! I wish I still drunk dialed just so I could experiment with this. And I don't sing well. At all.
    17 not sure what this one means, but chances are i've done it.
    Me neither, but me too.

    21 ya, just.... ya.
    Oh. Oh oh oh. How about a "not quite ex"? Like - the guy you were never really, actually committed to? Oh yeah. I've done that. But I maintain - he enabled me!

    22 haha. it's even better if you say, "I'm drunk. and this is gonna be embarrassing tomorrow, so I'm going to hang up now!"
    Oh - I've actually had this conversatioin (in reference to the above) "I was just really drunk and calling to say how much I loved you... but now I'm thinking a little better of it..."
    Response: "no, really - go on."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    I developed a bit of a problem with this with one particular guy. But - he really enabled me.

    I'm more of a nonsense speaking drunk. I wind up talking about things I've never considered, and the next day thinking "I said that? That is very strange thing for me to say..."


    Oh! Oh, oh, oh! I wish I still drunk dialed just so I could experiment with this. And I don't sing well. At all.

    Me neither, but me too.


    Oh. Oh oh oh. How about a "not quite ex"? Like - the guy you were never really, actually committed to? Oh yeah. I've done that. But I maintain - he enabled me!


    Oh - I've actually had this conversatioin (in reference to the above) "I was just really drunk and calling to say how much I loved you... but now I'm thinking a little better of it..."
    Response: "no, really - go on."
    [so, I don't know how to seperate the quote, except to copy and paste, ad I'm much to lazy right now..... I've also been wondering how some of you quote multiple people..... do tell ]


    yep, yep and yep. That last one, totally been there.... and enablers!!! yes they did!!!

    but tonight..... drunklola left the cell at home!!!! and now I'm sober enough to know better..... and then there's rule #1....

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    20.Never, I repeat, never drunk dial your boss and rip him a new asshole!

    HE HE HE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    2 The actual total is 42. Then my phone died...

    42 times?! damn, you're my hero! hehe...

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    I drunk dialed last night. But then no nookie. I tried really hard not to sound as drunk as I was. A few texts and a phone call was all the damage I did.
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    Does anyone know what muffin stuffing is? I need to know now.

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    muffin stuffing is what sex is all about
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