Guys.....
Pooka....
Is a virgin in the recipient of oral sex department.
I just wanted to say...
That this makes me want to cry.
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Guys.....
Pooka....
Is a virgin in the recipient of oral sex department.
I just wanted to say...
That this makes me want to cry.
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I'd be honored to be your first!





I am so popping THAT cherry.
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
Can I be first, pretty please??
lol lookit what you've done pookita, you're gonna start a fight now!










Now...I wouldn't say no to...Paige, Darcy, and Yek...all as first...where's Cally, Lola, Chrissy......lets see what we can put together so that everyone gets a turn.![]()
You know, I bet if we filmed this event we could make a lot of money. I'll get my camera.
We could all do it at once!





*pictures this*
*will be back in a minute*
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Tag-Team Pookita, the Pay Per View event of 2007!!










You know, Pooka, I was saddened at first, by the revelation that you have as of yet been denied the sheer bliss a skilled oral administrator can give you.
But from the sounds of it, you are about to be compensated quite thoroughly for it, lol.
Have at it...
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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I'm dumbfounded.... those men are IDIOTS. (whomever you've slept with)
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"We all must suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. The difference is discipline weighs ounces while regret weighs tons. In order to achieve what others don't, you have to do what others won't."
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If mah dear Miss Pooka is indeed in need of a litte "oral support" then perhaps I should introduce you to Colonal Angus........ (# 7)





Pooka, I can do it RIGHT!!!! I love clams, I can roll my tongue horizontally and vertically (top that you wanna be Pooka eaters!), and my tongue ring(which I sterilize regularly) vibrates without batteries.![]()
C'mon, let me find the little man in the boat...I mean shell.![]()
I'll have you sittin sideways like Paul Wall![]()





Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
*******************************
Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."



*takes number*




I'm rather liking this thread. Gosh, I cant put my tongue on as to why, though.![]()





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Shee-it.
Lifes 'bout to get rulll good.





man... jayda... and... wow. that's it... i vote for MASSIVE ORGY!!!! and we can all take turns on pooka. who's with me?
Love it!
Okay... have I not claimed your oral virginity like MONTHS ago?
Exactly...
So back off biatches shes mine![]()
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