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    Default Would you play strip poker with her if Christ were in the room?

    Today's youth get straight-up answers on hot topics at this site, the Pure Love Club.

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    Default Re: Would you play strip poker with her if Christ were in the room?

    I can't believe they said, "do you want some guy playing strip poker with your future bride?"! Ugh! (I dated a guy who had an attitude like that... that hits a personal chord.)

    Otherwise, sure I would. He's seen me naked already. Would he play, too?
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    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit when I read that.

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    "Odds are, you'll have no hesitation answering no to all of these questions."

    And now he's probably thinking: Thanks for the super conservative opinion. Now that I know how adults feel about nudity, I'll probably never ask an adult another question about sex again. In fact, I think it's probably best if I just lie to my parents about anything that doesn't fit into this mold from now on.

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    Bwhahahahaha! That little question assumes that men (and boys) think with the head on their shoulders.

    Teenage boys have about as much control over their sexual urges as dogs can control chasing cats! Unless someone has a leash on them, they're going for it!


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    I, for one, prefer that my boyfriend not have had a life before me. He should have been waiting for me in a cabbage patch (where he was grown) until I came along and showed him the first set of titties he's ever seen. He would be around 30 at this time. He would be a virgin and need instructions on how to give head. He would be clueless about how to conduct himself in a relationship. I would mold and instruct him because he would not have picked up from past, non-existent relationships that putting the toilet seat down makes me happy. Head makes me happy too -- did I mention that? -- and it make take a few years for him to get that right.

    Our wedding night will be the when of our first time. Years later, he might get curious about other women and all those years of teaching him how to give head would go to waste. My hopes and dreams for love and family would die, and there will be only one set of footprints in the sand because Jesus would be carrying me.

    Jessica Simpson has said that she will "probably not" wait for marriage again. It's unrealisitic.

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    Wow, this seriously reminds me of church when I was mormon. One of the last times I attended church in high school, I listened to a guy lecture on why we shouldn't listen to Madonna's music. Because even if that song wasn't sexual or bad, she made too many sexual videos, and it's a slippery slope.
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    This site is a riot. I've ALWAYS wanted to know the answers to these questions!

    What's wrong with just looking at a swimsuit magazine?
    I have formed a real habit of masturbation and don't know how to stop. What's the best way to overcome this?
    I take the Pill for ovarian cysts and my friend uses it to regulate her cycle, but neither of us is sexually active. Is that a sin?
    Abstinence until marriage is pointless if I'm gay, because we can't get married. So what are we expected to do?
    If homosexual marriages are legal, can a gay couple get married?
    How do I deal with the sexual mistakes my fiancee did in her past?
    I heard that condoms can cause cancer. Is that true?
    Why does God give us such powerful hormones now, if we aren't supposed to get married for ten more years?
    If you met a girl in her mid-twenties who was still a virgin, what would you think, really? Would you think that something was wrong with her? Wouldn't that scare you off?


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    I'm going to be on this site all day, laughing.

    How far is too far?

    So where does the line go? For starters, know that the line begins in your mind. As soon as you begin to lust after a girl, stop. In regards to physical lines, an easy guideline to remember is, "Don't touch what you don't got." Also, I recommend no passionate kissing, kissing below the chin, or lying down together. That may seem extreme to some, but the more you become sensual and physical in a relationship, the more the relationship begins to revolve around that.


    We're not to make out until we are married. God has spoken.

    On flirting:

    The basic definition of "flirt" is to tease or toy with another; to pay amorous attention to someone without serious intentions. To the degree that one is being impure or dishonest, flirting is wrong.

    Lots of guys will date a flirt, but who wants to marry one? If a girl is flirty toward me, what reason do I have to think that she is not flirting with other guys? A girl is much more attractive if she does not flutter around trying to impress everyone.

    If you are an affectionate girl, be careful about how you express this. A guy might perceive your affection as a hint that you want him to do more with you. This is because affection usually does not come naturally for guys. It's out of the ordinary, and so the guy may associate it with something sexual.

    One reason a girl may be a flirt is because she wants to be loved. The attention might soothe a wounded self-esteem...
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    I read the swimsuit magazine one. What a larf!

    And read the parts about cohabitating before marriage, they make up all sorts of bullshit statistics!

    Oh I will never understand this brainwashing people subject themselves to...

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    wow. Wow!

    i grew up with a lot of religous moral lessons, but nothing near that bad!!!! I was nevr given false information, statistics, or brainwashed. How can parents do that to their children.

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    Default Re: Would you play strip poker with her if Christ were in the room?

    which one of us is going to to sign up to be a chaisty speeker? come on raiser0 your hand. lol lol

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    My high school boyfriend spoke at Chastity Rallies all the time. He was the youth rep for the local Catholic diocese and he used to brag how proud he was to be a virgin. I spotted him across the room and instantly told my friend, "I'm gonna lose my cherry to THAT GUY, right there." They all cracked up, told me I could get any other guy in the room but not that one. It only took me three months. He was a kinky little fucker... G-d, I miss him sometimes. He was the kinkiest guy I've ever been with.

    To his credit, once we started sleeping together he quit doing the Chastity Rallies. I think a lot of kids in his position would've just lied but he didn't.

    At my Catholic all-girls high school, they tried to make us sign a virginity pledge. I refused to sign it because it was ridiculous. At the time I WAS still a virgin, and a lot of the girls who were signing it were incredibly promiscuous... but I'm the one who got in trouble and got called a whore for not just signing the pledge. 'Scuse me for having integrity, I forgot that appearances are more important.

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    oh wow the info on "same sex attercation" is very askew and I would not want my children to read that becuse i belive it breed homophobia. How alful I feel bad for gay teens that have to deal with that that would make them feel so bad and inadaquite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krchab99 View Post
    oh wow the info on "same sex attercation" is very askew and I would not want my children to read that becuse i belive it breed homophobia. How alful I feel bad for gay teens that have to deal with that that would make them feel so bad and inadaquite.
    The author says that homosexual attraction may stem from one of more of the following:

    1. One parent was absent in the home.
    2. You were abused.
    3. You were smothered by the opposite-sex parent.
    4. You are mistaking attraction for admiration.

    I'm getting sick.

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    I went to catholic high school and they has these types of people come speak to us. And then at the end they would give us chastity cards and rosaries. And they also had the anti-abortion people come show us pictures of torn up bloody babies. Good times

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrayStripper View Post
    I have formed a real habit of masturbation and don't know how to stop. What's the best way to overcome this?
    Well, the best answer would be to get a pocket pussy. Then it's not technically masturbation because you're having sex with something.

    But, aside from that...I think the only other acceptable form would be to find a Catholic Priest.

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    ^^^

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    I read this article in Glamour about "Purity Balls"---pledging your virginity to your Father? Oh crap, where's my burka?

    http://www.glamour.com/news/articles...rityballs07feb

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    ^^^Haha you can borrow mine.

    Read the section on birth control, and the info related to Natural Famimly Planning. It will literally make you want to break things.

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    For some reason I keep thinking of this....



    "Just don't do anything the good Lord wouldn't do!"

    How backwards.

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    For example, when a teenage girl becomes sexually active, she becomes more likely to become depressed, have more breakups, attempt suicide, and eventually get divorced.
    If people practiced six months of abstinence between sexual partners, the AIDS epidemic would soon be gone.
    Oh, my.

    "Randy! What? The devil! What? The devil is everywhere!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnie View Post
    Oh crap, where's my burka?
    Pretty much what I was thinking. All these religious fundamentalists all resemble each other.

    I, for one, am glad I grew up in "Godless" Quebec.

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    the entire site, just that brainwashing pseudo-scientific religious horseshit... grrrrr makes me very very angry.... because this is being taught to the youth who are often defenseless against it, as they do not hear from very many other sources. And all the "proof" in here is very well thought out and makes sense (though it's not based in reality and total bullshit... it's "common sense" not science... but it'll appeal to the target audience.) This stuff is growing and attracting new members all the time... and small towns where the church serves as the main community function and the school works with with the "community," ... this is all these kids hear. it's really freakin scary.

    and the website is sleek and appealing and easy to read... i am angry.

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    oh cool i'm gonna book a speaker and stage a protest. too bad they aren't out in CA. since when is morality normality? just cause they're spelled similarly....

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