




"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"





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"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"





LOL @ calculus to find the identity of Batman!! That's so perfect!
Because there ain't no tits on the radio





Because there ain't no tits on the radio





too funny, i just got this as a forward earlier this week. love the elephant one. and i will add my own other fave:![]()
Love it!





AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Geek humor FTW!
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
I can't stop laughing. Those are great. Especially the elephant one. Damn I wish I'd thought of clever shit like that to put on my homework!
hahahahahhaha





Oh, women may be problems, but girls are evil.![]()
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"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"




Ahhhh, those are a hilarious! I needed that laugh!





These easily could've been some of the bullshit things I turned in to my teachers... I wouldn't call it geek humor, I'd call it "people who are creative but really suck at math" humor!



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"In life, we DO a lot in order to accomplish mundane trivial things before we die, but it is in death and after death in memories that we will truly live, because it is in the level of care and detail that a person paints of us with stories from their memories and experiences with us that give us meaning."





What do you call 3.14159 vaginas?
Hair Pi.





hahahahahahahaahaa these are great!!!!!!!!!!![]()





These are awesome! I've seen a couple of them before, but some of them are new to me.



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"In life, we DO a lot in order to accomplish mundane trivial things before we die, but it is in death and after death in memories that we will truly live, because it is in the level of care and detail that a person paints of us with stories from their memories and experiences with us that give us meaning."





lmao @ define cat "meow meow meow meow meow hiss"
As you all know, after Noah's ark came to rest on Mount Ararat, he told all the animals to go forth and multiply, and they all went. A couple days later, Noah was cleaning up the hold, and he found two snakes cowering in a corner. Sternly, Noah asked, "Didn't you hear me tell you to go forth and multiply?" One sad little snake replied, "But Noah, we can't. We're adders."
"No problem," said Noah, and he went out, cut down a might tree, hewed it into logs, and lashed it into a table. Then, he took the adders out and gently placed them on the table.
"Now," said Noah, "you will be able to multiply by using this table of logs."
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