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    Every girl I know is completely freaked out by this guy.. even though his fetish is VERY 'odd' it seems like he means it very tame as well and would never do anything wrong... he does everything legally and through agents as well.

    He has a cannibalism fetish.

    He likes for me to tell him how I'd 'eat him' and other people around him. At first I thought he meant cutely, like with ice cream or syrup... but no, he didn't.

    I'm the first one to start giving him recipes.. all the other girls are too freaked. I told him one day that I would cut his brother's leg off, roast it with rosemary and shiraz but not before I put garlic in the skin... then I'd make sure it roasted slowly for 6 hours to be nice and flavourful. I got $10 just for this short description.. cost me no more than 1 minute which I was already being paid hourly for anyway.

    I think if I find really unique 'human' recipes (I almost started mentioning cheeks..hahaha) I could get some decent cash out of this guy.

    He wants to pay me to sit with him and share him my recipes while I look at his 'meat'... now I freaked out at first but..no.. he wants to show me the fat on his belly that would cook well so I can tell him what recipes to make.

    And then he always asks how I'll cook my coworkers, too (sorry, Vee, you became a stir fry!)...

    it's so strange, but he really does seem harmless... he never ever wants to know how I'll cook myself.. just him, his brother and other girls... and he asks me to feed him things that would flavour him up the most (bbq chips, garlic salt flavouring...)...


    So...weird...

    How can I work this?


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    Default Re: Guy with weird fetish.. convinced I can make $$.

    Shit I don't think I could do it, it would freak me out too much.
    But if you are cool with it maybe u could even write down recipes for him and bring them in and charge him for them!

    Just be careful, he might not be harmless.
    Remember that news story a while back about that guy who advertised for a male to consent to being eaten? The young guy who replied to him agreed to it, went to the guys house, agreed to it, the guy killed and ate him. His defence tried to argue that it wasn't murder coz the guy consented to being killed.

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    People have bondage and rape fetishes and it doesn't mean they go out and tie people up and rape them.

    The big difference is I'm definitely sure this guy just had the fantasy and doesn't want the reality. He's pretty well-known as well. He owns a pub and has a lot of friends and this always occurs at his pub or in other public places - parties etc. So it's not like I'm sitting alone giving him the spices to cook me with.

    Printing out recipes seems a good idea except I think he's more into being told how I'd cook people than reading it.


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    Sounds like you're doing everything right. This isnt really a fetish you can DO too much with, unfortunately. It's rather like the guy into giantesses and being eaten by them. You can describe it for hours, but that's about all you can really do.
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    ^ Do you think if I cooked a meat dish for him and told him "see this is how I'd cook you if I was in the mood for this" and gave it to him, it would work as well?

    I just thought of that. Haha.

    Damnit.

    It is hard to work with, isn't it? :/


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    Hmm... It might. It really depends on how into his fantasy he is. Will another type of meat be an acceptable substitute? Is that TOO far in his mind (does he want it only in his mind?)? Etc.... There's only one way to find out... it cant hurt to ask him, in a teasing manner... see what he says... Or you could just DO it... see how it goes.
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    Well he often mentions having me win meat platters (as we sell raffles at his pub for meat... creepy, ha) and then cook them for him like I would cook him so he can 'taste himself'... so I think he's serious about it, but he knows his legal boundaries.


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    Well then... I say go for it. Guys like that are rarely anything more than they have already presented themselves to be. He's most likely no threat whatsoever, and wouldn't dare try to cross such an illegal boundary.
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    What about if you charge him for a tape recording of you describing these receipes so that he can listen to it and ahhh do things that u wouldn't want him to do in the club.

    You could charge a shit load for it, it sounds like he would pay.

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    Default Re: Guy with weird fetish.. convinced I can make $$.

    heh, i would actually try to charge him and photograph myself as food or in food.. like in a huge bowl of nuts. and maybe that can be whackoff material for him.. but that probably isn't at all helpful. heh. im in one of those silly unhelpful moods.

    Love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post

    I think if I find really unique 'human' recipes (I almost started mentioning cheeks..hahaha) I could get some decent cash out of this guy.

    And then he always asks how I'll cook my coworkers, too (sorry, Vee, you became a stir fry!)...
    Ha, classic! If you work with any skinny girls you should use the line "She's so thin Id have to make sandwiches!" Its a quote from Rick Mayal in his version of Hansel and Gretal.

    Over at bmezine.com there is a recipe for human testicals in mushroom sauce, Im not sure if thats of any use to you. It should be in the castration section somewhere.

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    Here you go. see everythings online these days, lol. (-:
    Oh yeah - if he's an old guy, remember you might have to tenderise him first with mallet!



    Marinated Leg of Person

    1 leg, about 3 kilos
    6 cups dry cider
    1 kilo carrots, sliced thinly
    8 medium onions, sliced thinly
    16 juniper berries
    8 leaves sage, chopped
    1/2 cup butter
    2 whole nutmegs, grated
    salt and pepper to taste

    Combine half each of the cider, nutmeg and sage with 2 of the onions, the juniper berries and salt and pepper to taste. Cut the leg into slices about 1 cm. thick and over these pour the marinade. Refrigerate, covered, for 36 - 48 hours, turning the meat occasionally.

    Remove the meat from the marinade and dry with toweling. Strain the marinade and to this add the remaining cider.

    In a large flameproof casserole melt the butter and, over a high flame, brown the meat slices on both sides. Remove the slices, lower the flame and add the remaining onions and the carrots, cooking until the onions are softened. Pour in the marinade and bring to a boil. Add the remaining seasonings, replace the venison, cover and place in a medium oven for 1 1/2 hours. Serve hot directly from the casserole. Serves 6 - 8.


    Person Stew

    1 shoulder of person, about 2 1/2 kilo), dressed and cut into serving pieces
    1 bottle dry red wine
    1 cup olive oil
    1/2 cup red wine vinegar
    6 Tbsp. each bacon fat and flour
    2 large onions, chopped coarsely
    1 large carrot, chopped coarsely
    3 stalks celery, chopped coarsely
    3 cloves garlic, chopped finely
    6 shallots, chopped coarsely
    12 juniper berries
    12 whole peppercorns
    2 whole cloves
    2 bay leaves, crushed
    2 Tbsp. parsley, chopped
    1 tsp. salt
    1/2 tsp. each thyme, oregano, basil and rosemary
    salt, black pepper and cayenne pepper to taste

    In a saucepan combine the wine, wine vinegar, olive oil, onions, carrot, shallots, celery, garlic, cloves and all of the herbs and spices. Bring just to a boil, immediately lower the flame and simmer for about 10 - 12 minutes. Remove from the flame and let cool for 1/2 hour.

    Put the cup-up shoulder and giblets in a ceramic bowl and pour over the marinade. Marinate, covered, in the refrigerator for 2 - 3 days, turning the meat several times each day.

    Remove the meat from the marinade and dry on toweling. Strain and reserve the marinade.

    Sprinkle the meat with salt, pepper and cayenne pepper to taste. In a skillet melt the bacon fat and in this brown the meat, slowly on all sides. Sprinkle over with flour, stir and continue to saute until the flour is absorbed and turns light brown. Add the strained marinade and simmer, covered until the meat is tender (45 - 60 minutes). Correct the seasoning, simmer for 5 minutes longer and serve hot. Serves 6.


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    Wow. I've indulged some crazy shit, but this would be over the line for me.

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    This thread has made my YEAR.

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    I do all kinds of fantasies and fetishes on sets and with customers, but I don't think I could do this one. It would just creep me out. If you think you can do it though, then go for it!

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    This would cross my lines to I can't do that. I don't see how its sexual realy. Good luck and please stay safe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    Well then... I say go for it. Guys like that are rarely anything more than they have already presented themselves to be. He's most likely no threat whatsoever, and wouldn't dare try to cross such an illegal boundary.
    I agree, but... wow... a cannabilism fetish. Never been there.

    Maybe you can tell him you'll need lots of money to buy the proper spices for cooking him? Like, "give me $20. You know what I'm going to use this for? This is going to buy me a meat tenderizer... I need a really good one because you're a tough old bastard and I'm going to have to beat the shit out of you before I eat you." And you can put some of your recipes on keen.com so he can pay-per-listen. Then email/text him and make him listen.

    I think feeding him meat would be wierd. But he might get off on watching you eat meat. But I really don't know shit about this.



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    I don't think he necessarily 'gets off' to this.. just something he really really enjoys talking about. Yeah, it's totally weird and creeps a lot of people out, but I can handle it. I think it's funny and this guy really knows the legal boundaries and wouldn't actually kill people. He invites me (for $$ through the agent) to bbq parties and says he wants me to tell him how he'd bbq the people there. Mind you, there are other people there... so obviously he can't do anything. He just wants to know the proper way to cook all his guests.

    Hey, thanks so much Aussie!!


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    WTF!!!! @ that site. is that site serious, or is it a joke?

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    You will obviously want a youthful but mature physically fit human in apparently good health. A certain amount of fat is desirable as "marbling" to add a juicy, flavorful quality to the meat. We personally prefer firm caucasian females in their early twenties.
    ohhhhhh my god.

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    I have no idea - possibly a bit of both.
    As what came out in the court case someone mentioned earlier, there are a few people out there with cannibalism fantasies so who knows?

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    Holy crap - my friend showed me that church of euthanasia site and I couldn't believe it. Very strange.

    What about that german cannibal, Armin Meiwes?? I was very interested in his story. They have a movie they made about him, starring Keri Russell. Supposedly, even though they changed the names of characters, it was still banned in Germany for being so realistic that it infringed on his personal privacy, or something like that. The movie will be called Grimm Love in the US and Butterfly: A Grimm Love Story, in other countries.






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    Honestly, I don't think this is a good idea. It may sound silly and harmless, but uh... do you know who Jeffery Dahmer was? I'm embarassed to say he was from my home state so I saw the trial and I remember it even though I was very young. He was saying shit like this in bars (actually, this make up artist I know used to bartend at a gay bar he frequented, but I digresss) and he really did kill and eat 12 people. It's like when people joke about suicide, it's a common misconception that since they are talking about it they won't do it.... This is NOT normal for someone to be so obsessed with such a sinister topic. It may sound silly, but.... no. And obviously he is getting off on it or he wouldn't pay you so much to talk about it. Don't take my post the wrong way, I just don't want something bad to happen to you. Also, legally, if he did kill someone and you were always talking with him about it and people knew that, you could be fucked too. Think about it.
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    I was actually reading all about Jeffrey Dahmer on Crime Library not long ago. I kinda have to agree with you. Someone who is that into cannibalism doesn't seem like someone who can be completely trusted to not to act on their fantasies. I understand that just because some people fantasise about rape scenarios it doesn't mean they will all act on it... but cannibalism... I dunno. That really creeps me out.

    I couldn't stop reading that guide to Butchering Human Carcasses though, ugh. Now I really wish I hadn't seen it

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    Perhaps you could include cultural stuff from different regions. I remember reading about some of the head hunter tribes in New Guinea when I was a kid, and there were even breif descriptions of which body parts were eaten etc even though it was kids stuff. I also have an ex who was quite proud that his people killed and ate Captain Cook. I didnt know how captain Cook had died up until when I met him. Im not sure if the eating part is true but thats what he said.

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