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    Default Dear Stripper web,

    I love you like a port-chocolate milkshake. Don’t be fooled by my 53 to .76 reading to posting ratio; I adore you. You provide me with advice, humor, and inspiration. Also pictures of hot naked girls. In spite of all this, I need to protest what you do to my sleep schedule. Once again, the daylight is peeking around my heavy-duty upholstery fabric curtains. I try to stop myself; I know it is foolish to log on at 2 am. I tell myself, “Only my subscribed threads.” or “Only one forum.”, but time and time again, I am seduced by your hot-pink embrace. You are a captivating vixen of a forum. I don’t spend a sixteenth of the time on your colleague the stitch and bitch forum, and god knows, I should spend more time on the PhD clinical psych forum than I do. And yet. . . I fritter away my time with you. You make my neck stiff and my eyes sore, but still your siren call is irresistible. I would join a support group for SW addicts, but I know that the meetings would be held in your chat and I would only be sucked ever deeper into your vortex. I hope to spend many more years in your company, and also to learn to love more wisely.


    Effusively, Minette


    This post is brought to you by your local Save a SW Addict Association. Remember to practice safe internet usage – it can happen to you, too.
    And probably already has.

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    Glamazon
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    Default Re: Dear Stripper web,

    Hi, I'm Glamazon, and I'm an SW addict!

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    Default Re: Dear Stripper web,

    Hello Glamazon, Im BMI and I too and a SW addict

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    Default Re: Dear Stripper web,

    Minette, you know you're in good company.

    Hi, I'm Rose, and . . . no no, I've got it under control. I can quit anytime I want. No, really!
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

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    Lola Rose
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    Default Re: Dear Stripper web,

    You know you're an addict when you need a fix first thing in the AM

    I'm Lola Rose, and I am a SW Addict.

    um.... it's 1:46. not really am. but i just got up. I'm actually sleeping. I'm sick

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    Default Re: Dear Stripper web,

    But you're funny as hell for it!

    *Looks over at the client trying to read his screen*

    This is EXACTLY what it looks like.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Default Re: Dear Stripper web,

    You made my day Minette!
    Quote Originally Posted by MarvelGirl View Post
    Oh, and nope, rubbing titties isn't air dancing.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    The cut-off age for stripping is when customers stop paying you.

    The end.

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    Default Re: Dear Stripper web,

    Yep i'd say i sadly too suffer from SW addiction,aint it great?

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    Default Re: Dear Stripper web,

    oh god i thought i beat this addiction when my computer broke and i did not buy a new for months as soon as a got a computer the addection is the same as it was before i took a break. Oh well i love this site.

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    Default Re: Dear Stripper web,

    The sunlight creeping through...it happens to me too...and Im like...how the hell did I just SW for 11 hours? What?

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    Default Re: Dear Stripper web,

    Yeah, I'm addicted, too. But I love reminding myself that there are much worse things to be addicted to

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    Default Re: Dear Stripper web,

    A port-chocolate milkshake? Is that like... mmmmm, an alcoholic chocolate milkshake? Wow, that would be awesome!
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Default Re: Dear Stripper web,

    *coughs and looks around*

    Im not addicted..nope not me... I dont spend hours on end reading and posting... and in chat... and umm... god damnit im not addicted!!!!!!!!

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    Default Re: Dear Stripper web,

    Dear StripperWeb,
    I imagine people are pink/white depending upon the order they speak in conversation.

    I also dream about the http://www.stripperweb.com/forums doing nasty things to me.

    The winds here whisper jusssssttttt jaaaaayyyyyyddddaaaaa

    I walk into the ladies room in public places hoping emily will come and hit me 4 times.

    I feel so wrong in any DRESSING ROOM. LIKE I'M DESTROYING MARTIAL LAW.

    I love/hate you...

    Mast.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Default Re: Dear Stripper web,

    I'm a SW addict too, I can't help it. What else am I supposed to do when I am at a booking and I have nothing better to do all day?? See, it's not my fault, really.

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    Default Re: Dear Stripper web,

    ha! i love this minette.
    I'm chrissy and i'm addicted to SW. no no, like rosewhite, i can stop whenever i want to. swear. honest.

    Love it!

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    Default Re: Dear Stripper web,

    Pssshhh, I'm not addicted.


    I just can't function without it.




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    Glamazon
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    Default Re: Dear Stripper web,

    Quote Originally Posted by Blade View Post
    Yep i'd say i sadly too suffer from SW addiction,aint it great?
    Um, a little off topic, but I just saw your avatar and was wondering, did Christ really die for our Dunkin Dounts?

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    Default Re: Dear Stripper web,

    i'm not addicted at all.... i... i just need a little bit to get started every day... yanno, to take the edge off....

    *scuffs toe on the floor*
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Default Re: Dear Stripper web,

    i'm guilty of staying up way too late on here when i should be sleeping and then skipping class the next morning.. and using it as a distraction from hw. i just can't stay away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Jade View Post
    Oh, dear Stripperweb...

    You distract me from cleaning my apartment, reading the new issues of "People" that just pile up on my coffee table, and going to sleep at a reasonable hour.

    BUT... you keep me from getting bored and going out to smoke on the porch.

    Thank you, Stripperweb, for being more effective than the patch!
    my laptop goes outside with me for a cigg.....

    thank G-d for wireless

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    Default Re: Dear Stripper web,

    *Looks over at the client trying to read his screen*
    I will confess to having logged in at a client site via the laptop...just to test their internet connectivity, of course.

    Ahem.
    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

    William F. Buckley, Jr.

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    Default Re: Dear Stripper web,

    ^^ i've done it at the library at school. except i try to scroll down real fast so nobody around me sees that it says *stripper* web at the top. *gasp* strippers?! in college?! seriously, this girl looked at me like i had 2 heads when she saw it once.

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    Default Re: Dear Stripper web,

    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    ^^ i've done it at the library at school. except i try to scroll down real fast so nobody around me sees that it says *stripper* web at the top. *gasp* strippers?! in college?! seriously, this girl looked at me like i had 2 heads when she saw it once.
    I hate to be aiding in an addiction but you can change the forum "theme" from "StripperWeb Rising" to a more covert "Mobile Alabama 353".

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    Default Re: Dear Stripper web,

    ^^ really? how?

    edit: nevermind, i found it. thanks!!

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