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    Nothing bothers me more when i'm driving to work in the morning, and some ppl leave snow on top of thier cars. And when they do about 45mph that shit just hits your windshield. Even worse when it's frozen pieces of ice coming from trucks. People please clean the tops of your cars too, dammit!

    If a 5ft./92lb. girl wearing high heel boots can do it, anyone can.

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    word!!!! I hate it when people drive with 6+ inches piled onto their car and that shit smacks my windshield. That's scary! It also bugs me when people drive with their windows not anywhere close to being defrosted...like...how the fuck can they even see where they're driving???


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka View Post
    wearing high heel boots can do it, anyone can.

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    I hate this too! It's not only inconsiderate but dangerous. I have neighbors down the street that 1) never bother with their cars 2) have not shoveled their sidewalks EVER. So annoying. I would like to hit them in the face with some yellow snow!

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    I grew up in South Texas, so I know nothing of snow. I just came in here when I saw the thread title, "Lazy Assholes" and thought, "Finally! Someone has done a thread about me!" Sorry for butting in.
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    ugh. there is nothing more annoying than being scared shitless early in the morning when a chunk of ice comes flying at your windshield. Seriously, I've almost gotten into a few accidents b/c of that.

    it takes just a few more seconds people to scrape your car better. Quit being so inconsiderate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka View Post
    Nothing bothers me more when i'm driving to work in the morning, and some ppl leave snow on top of thier cars. And when they do about 45mph that shit just hits your windshield. Even worse when it's frozen pieces of ice coming from trucks. People please clean the tops of your cars too, dammit!

    If a 5ft./92lb. girl wearing high heel boots can do it, anyone can.

    But but but....it's like soooo cool when the sheet of ice flies up in the air! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
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    Damn it's nice having a garage, it keeps me from being a lazy asshole!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lwtex52 View Post
    I grew up in South Texas, so I know nothing of snow. I just came in here when I saw the thread title, "Lazy Assholes" and thought, "Finally! Someone has done a thread about me!" Sorry for butting in.
    likewise, but I was going to chime in with a comment about adult diapers...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lwtex52 View Post
    I grew up in South Texas, so I know nothing of snow. I just came in here when I saw the thread title, "Lazy Assholes" and thought, "Finally! Someone has done a thread about me!" Sorry for butting in.

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