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    So I had this massive craving for some spicy beef and veggies after working out today. I go to this little Chinese diner around the corner that i have gone to in the past (it's been a long time though) and order myself some beef.

    Get home, settle in front of the comp to cruise a little SW and take a bite...and WTF is that?!?!?! It was way chewy, and squishy at the same time. It most certainly was NOT beef texture!

    Something about it hit a nerve in me and I just know that was not beef, and it was weird enough I can't bring myself to try another bite... UGH!

    So...what on earth did I just stick in my mouth? And is there any chinese food place around here that will actually serve you the beef you're looking for?




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    Ugh I dont think I even want to guess whats in your mouth? Are all the other "beef" chunks like that?
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    It might've just been beef fat. Sometimes cheap Chinese places don't trim the fat off the beef.

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    *meows under her breath*

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    i think (i hope) yek's right, it's probably fat. many dishes are actually cooked with the fat still on, as it adds to the dish's flavoring. the fat that's reduced is often used purely as a seasoning/sauce. (or so my ex-wife told me, blech.)

    but mystery meat is definitely one of the reasons i closely examine whatever i'm eating in restaurants. i'll spare you ladies the gross details of the korean restaurant dish slathered in bbq. suffice to say, the mystery animal wasn't too mysterious since it was dead on its back with all its appendages and antennae still attached!

    i've yet to step back in a korean restaurant.

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    *meows under her breath*
    ^lmao.

    I think it was just fat also.

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    Have you had tofu before, are you sure it wasn't that?

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    K, I would so love to think it was fat...but I have yet to see a big ole brown peice of beef fat before.

    Ew ew ew! I keep grossing myself out thinking about it! K, so yah...let's go with the fat theory, I like that better than the one my imagination came up with....


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    Haha, sorry, I tried to resist!!!!

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    Default Re: Oh Lord, what did I put in my mouth?? (warning, grossness)

    Well, actually they texture you're describing sounds more like a :woof!: to me..... just don't ask, I spent a little more time than I should in asia a few years ago... *ok, time to flush that outta my memory again* ha.
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    Ummmm, when I used to work for the health department and inspect restaurants, the Chinese place in town got caught using deer and opossum. They got shut down for a month for using food sources that weren't approved by the health department, because they were getting the meat from random hunters.

    I had inspections of other places that did things waaaaay worse, but the experiences I had from working that job made me a psycho about health scores at restaurants. No scores below 91, and I don't care why their score is below that, I turn around and walk out. I read the whole report on a place before I sit down though, so there are quite a few other reasons I won't eat somewhere.

    Now go eat something that you KNOW is whatever it says it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Jessica View Post
    Well, actually they texture you're describing sounds more like a :woof!: to me..... just don't ask, I spent a little more time than I should in asia a few years ago... *ok, time to flush that outta my memory again* ha.
    Oh so bad! The next time my dog chews up something of mine I can threaten to send him to the Chinese Place around the corner! Ack!!!

    K, I ate some fruit and a bowl of oatmeal instead...I feel better, but really, is there anyway to find out what it was? Blech!




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    If you really wanna know...maybe tell a local health inspector place that you are suspicious of some meat you had from there and maybe they wanna check it out?

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    that's why i dont eat chinese.. ick.

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    ^mmmhmm, I think next time I am craving something like that I'll pop in for some sushi at a good spot. Lesson learned.




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    Quote Originally Posted by ExoticEngineer View Post
    ^mmmhmm, I think next time I am craving something like that I'll pop in for some sushi at a good spot. Lesson learned.
    Or Panda Express is a good option!

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    Ew, Panda Express? I'd rather eat dog.

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    Probably connective tissue like ligament. Get soft and spongy when boiled... It was attached to the regular meat and was just left on when the meat was trimmed up. Good for your joints. Have another.

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    The only possible way to find out what it was is to take it somewhere and have it tested...of course that is , if you still have it.

    One chinese place in Atlantic City awhile back was shut down..they were somehow catching pigeons off the boardwalk and selling it as chicken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ExoticEngineer View Post
    So I had this massive craving for some spicy beef and veggies after working out today. I go to this little Chinese diner around the corner that i have gone to in the past (it's been a long time though) and order myself some beef.

    Get home, settle in front of the comp to cruise a little SW and take a bite...and WTF is that?!?!?! It was way chewy, and squishy at the same time. It most certainly was NOT beef texture!

    Something about it hit a nerve in me and I just know that was not beef, and it was weird enough I can't bring myself to try another bite... UGH!

    So...what on earth did I just stick in my mouth? And is there any chinese food place around here that will actually serve you the beef you're looking for?
    Well I know what it WASN'T hehehe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Jessica View Post
    Well, actually they texture you're describing sounds more like a :woof!: to me..... just don't ask, I spent a little more time than I should in asia a few years ago... *ok, time to flush that outta my memory again* ha.
    I was thinking cat, then I remembered cat is stringy.
    I had a lot of Vietnamese friends and got to experience dog and cat, and im sure a few other things

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    There was a chinese place in Corpus Christi that got shut down...when the new people came to take over...they found a shit-ton of cages in the back...like smallish animal cages...with different weights on them...like...the average cat weight.....ew.

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    This makes me not want to eat out for awhile or eat least do a close food inspection before it goes in my mouth.
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    Some chinese restaurants in PHX area have been caught by health board with dogmeat in the kitchen.

    You can look up restaurants' health inspection scores online:


    Other areas:


    From their scores, some places should not even be in business. It can be a real eye-opener

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette View Post
    Some chinese restaurants in PHX area have been caught by health board with dogmeat in the kitchen.

    You can look up restaurants' health inspection scores online:


    Other areas:


    From their scores, some places should not even be in business. It can be a real eye-opener

    Isn't it scary once you start looking at what some restaurants get points taken off for?

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